Archive for August, 2006

August 16, 2006

more gatekeeper-y goodness

zzzzzz7654269.jpg
The “A-List Gate­kee­per” debate igni­tes again, right on sche­dule [it hap­pens every 5 months or so, by my rec­ko­ning].
Nick Carr gets it going this time, follo­wed by Michael Arring­ton, and Seth Fin­kles­tein piping in.
From Nick’s ope­ning salvo:

One day, a blog-peasant boy found buried in the dust beside his shack a sphere of flaw­less crys­tal. When he loo­ked into the ball he was astoun­ded see a moving pic­ture. It was an image of a fleet of merchant ships sai­ling into the har­bor of the island of Blo­gosphere. The ships bore names that had long been hated throughout the island, names like Time-Warner and News Corp and Pear­son and New York Times and Wall Street Jour­nal and Conde Nast and McGraw-Hill. The blog-peasants gathe­red along the shore, jee­ring at the ships and telling the inva­ders that they would soon be van­quished by the brave royals in the great castle. But when the cap­tains of the merchant ships made their way to the gates of the castle, bea­ring cra­tes of gold, they were not repe­lled by the royals with can­nons but rather wel­co­med with fan­fa­res. And all through the night the blog-peasants could hear the sounds of a great feast inside the castle walls.

In Nick’s post I left the follo­wing com­ment:

There are basi­cally two rules of blog­ging:
1. Nobody is going to read your blog unless there’s something in it for them.
2. Nobody is going to link to your blog unless there’s something in it for them.
These two rules apply to us all, A-List and Z-List alike. If you don’t like these rules, you’re bet­ter off fin­ding an eco­logy whose rules you like bet­ter. Life is short.

In Seth’s blog I left the follo­wing com­ment:

I’m curious about the way you sepe­rate blog­gers into two dis­tinct groups: “Gate­kee­pers” and “Non-Gatekeepers”.
I believe this is a false dis­tinc­tion. Every time you create a link to another blog, you are crea­ting a door­way of sorts, bet­ween your blog and another blog. ie. you too are crea­ting a gate.
Every blog­ger is a gate­kee­per, whether he wants to admit it or not.
Or am I mis­sing something?

What I always find most inte­res­ting every time this issue pops up is, there’s rarely any men­tion by the gatekeeper-conspiracy-theorists that maybe, just maybe the qua­lity of the con­tent is a fac­tor in all this. Both Nick and Seth, for exam­ple, fail to men­tion this. Am I sur­pri­sed? Not really. I’ve seen it all before, many times.
Of course, there’s nothing stop­ping you, or Nick, or Seth from belie­ving that if your blog isn’t being read enough for your liking, it has nothing to do with its most exce­llent musings, and everything to do with some A-List Gate­kee­per cons­pi­racy to keep The Little Guy down. But that’s not an idea I’d be willing to bet my career on.
[Bonus Link:] Nice pers­pec­tive on all this non­sense from Pamela Slim, whose blog, “Escape From Cubicle Nation”, I’ve only just dis­co­ve­red, and like a lot.

i’m not bitter

imnotbitter632.jpg
[Click on image to enlarge/download/print etc. Licen­sing terms here etc.]

August 15, 2006

logic + emotion

888888920brain.jpg
Digi­tas’ David Armano’s most popu­lar link on his blog, “Logic + Emo­tion” has been his write-up on the “evo­lu­tion” of crea­ti­vity. Basi­cally he advo­ca­tes for crea­ti­ves to become more gene­ra­li­zed, and for “non crea­ti­ves” to become a part of the pro­cess etc.

With con­su­mer beha­vior evol­ving toward a more empo­we­red sta­tus — the defi­ni­tion of crea­ti­vity has shif­ted from one-dimensional skills to a four-dimensional type of crea­ti­vity that blends logi­cal thin­king with crea­tive pro­blem sol­ving. Indi­vi­duals pos­ses­sing this “New Crea­tive Mind­set” blend Analy­ti­cal, Expres­sive, Curious and Sen­sual qua­li­ties into their thin­king pro­cess. The result is a holis­tic approach to crea­ti­vity that is effec­tive across mul­ti­ple touch points and expe­rien­ces.
Can an Infor­ma­tion Archi­tect embody this kind of mind­set? What about an Account Direc­tor? I think as human beings we are all capa­ble of thin­king like this. But as desig­ners, com­mu­ni­ca­tors, mar­ke­ters and crea­tors of expe­rien­ces — for us, it’s even more cri­ti­cal to become multi-dimensional crea­tive thin­kers and pro­blem solvers.

One of the trou­bles we “crea­ti­ves” seem to suf­fer too much from, is over-specialisation. We get really good at something– making TV com­mer­cials, wri­ting comedy etc– that we for­get the big pic­ture. We like doing “Crea­tive Stuff” for our client, but we have genuine zero inte­rest in their actual core busi­ness. We’re too busy flying off to LA on filmshoots etc etc.
Those days seem to be quickly coming to an end…

i wish this life

iwishthislife.jpg

it isn’t just about the marketing…

888888918.jpg
It isn’t just about the mar­ke­ting:

Vir­tually unk­nown South Afri­can winery, Stormhoek, co-owned by Orbi­tal Wines in the UK and South Afri­can wine mar­ke­ter Graham Knox, has won the top inter­na­tio­nal prize for Pino­tage in its first major com­pe­ti­tion.
The Stormhoek Pino­tage 2005 has won The KWV Inter­na­tio­nal Trophy for Pino­tage for the best Pino­tage at the 2006 Inter­na­tio­nal Wine and Spi­rit Com­pe­ti­tion (IWSC), held recently in Lon­don.

Now in its 37th year, the London-based IWSC is one of the best-supported com­pe­ti­tions inter­na­tio­nally and is regar­ded as the pre­mium show of its type in the world. Nearly 6 000 entries were recei­ved from 73 coun­tries, up from 5 000 and 57 res­pec­ti­vely from the 2005 com­pe­ti­tion. Oppo­si­tion for the trophy this year inc­lu­ded heavy­weight SA Pino­tage pro­du­cers such as Ash­bourne, Fair­view, Kaap­zicht and Simon­sig, with Kanon­kop and L’Avenir having won the award in the past. The Stormhoek Pino­tage retails at £5.99 in the UK whe­reas all the other Pino­tage fina­lists in the com­pe­ti­tion are pri­ced in the £10 – 25 range. The cham­pion Stormhoek Pino­tage, made from Wellington-grown fruit, is on sale throughout the UK, USA and South Africa.

I espe­cially like the “Vir­tually unk­nown” and the “Retails at £5.99″ bits. Rock on.

fun job

funjob445.jpg
[Click on image to enlarge/download/print etc. Licen­sing terms here etc.]

August 14, 2006

color 438

color438.jpg
[Click on image to enlarge/download/print etc. Licen­sing terms here etc.]

holy unholy

holyunholy52.jpg
[Click on image to enlarge/download/print etc. Licen­sing terms here etc.]

i want to feel alive

888888917.jpg
[Click on image to enlarge/download/print etc. Licen­sing terms here etc.]

powerpoint presentation

powerpoint322.jpg
[Click on image to enlarge/download/print etc. Licen­sing terms here etc.]

bacardi is hip and cool and relevant to your hip and cool and relevant lifestyle. that’s right.

888888912.jpg
From Laughing Squid:

Wow this is ama­zing, alcoho­lic beve­rage maker Bacardi, along with the ad agency RKCR/Y&R (the UK office of Young & Rubi­cam) totally ripped-off San Francisco’s infa­mous under­ground pranks­ter group The Cacophony Society with their recent “Bacardi Sal­mon” tele­vi­sion com­me­rial.
Since 1994, The Cacophony Society has had their sal­mon run­ning in the oppo­site direc­tion during the annual Bay to Brea­kers 12K race through San Fran­cisco. The sal­mon would enter at the mid point of the course and then spawn their way ups­tream. The sal­mon are mini-celebrities at the race and always get a huge cheer as they go by. The event is known as Brea­kers to Bay and more on sal­mon info can be found on Tribe.net, as well as a bunch of sal­mon pho­tos on Flickr.
[…] Well I guess if you can’t come up with something orgi­nal, you can just follow Bacardi’s lead by co-opting someone else’s idea and “run ups­tream” with it. Oh yeah, be sure to drink a bunch of rum first.

So did the agency hire some actors to dress up as sal­mon and inte­rrupt a real, live marathon, a-la the Cachopho­ni­tes? Of course not. That would require real ori­gi­na­lity. So they used Com­pu­ter Graphics ins­tead [Update: They also used 400 extras.]. Also, like Laughing Squid says, “They make no attempt to give any cre­dit to the event’s ori­gins or the per­son who came up with the idea for the event.“
Oh, and they shot it in New York. Manhat­tan sky­line and all that. How ori­gi­nal.
I’ve seen SO MANY ori­gi­nal ideas “appro­pria­ted” by agen­cies over the years [espe­cially by UK agen­cies], this recent epi­sode hardly sur­pri­ses me. Nothing new here. As one very talen­ted copyw­ri­ter once told me, “Basi­cally, we’re sca­ven­gers”.
I can already see the crea­tive team who came up with this “viral” [Ooh! Buzz­word! Hurrah!], sip­ping cock­tails at one of Soho’s tren­dier bars, impres­sing the girls with their sto­ries of guts, vision and crea­ti­vity. Not to men­tion, the awards and the pay rai­ses. Rock on.
[Thanks to Tara Hunt for the link. I really liked your rant that came with the e-mail, Tara. Almost as much as I enjo­yed your recent rant here. Good stuff.]

this bottle

thisbottle123small.jpg
[Another one of my new Stormhoek wine label designs.]

the nokia 770

888888911.jpg
The groovy cats at Nokia just sent me a free Nokia 770 to keep. All they asked in return was for my honest feed­back. I assume they would pre­fer me to blog about it as well, but they didn’t make that a pre­con­di­tion [a very smart move on their part, if you ask me]. No mat­ter, I’m blog­ging it any­way. I have a few bud­dies who work at Nokia, so I’m happy to aid their cause etc.
Basi­cally, the Nokia 770 is a palm-sized inter­net brow­ser, which con­nects via both wi-fi and my cellphone [I natu­rally pre­fer the for­mer, because unlike the cellphone, it’s free]. It has no key­board, ins­tead it relies on a sty­lus [Om Malik says it works great with a Blue­tooth key­board, and says the brow­ser is great as well]. It also comes with a set of headpho­nes and a mike, which allows you to do VOIP and inter­net radio.
I don’t expect somethig the size of a poc­ket cal­cu­la­tor to have the same func­tio­na­lity and ease-of-use as say, a Tablet PC. So yeah, it takes a wee while to get used to, but it’s not a big deal. Gene­rally I’d say it works very well, and not too frus­tra­ting com­pa­red to a lot of palm-sized giz­moes out there.
Also, I’ve been tra­ve­lling a lot these last few months, and sch­lep­ping a Tablet PC around town all the time gets very tire­some. So for someone who is on the move all the time, this little baby is a very wel­come tra­ve­lling com­pa­nion. It’s a great litte thing to have while wai­ting in an air­port lounge, or sit­ting in a Starbuck’s. It also sends and recei­ves e-mail via POP e-mail, so all in all, Rock on.
Four things that do con­cern me:

1. There’s no way to import my book­marks from my PC. I like my books­marks. Having to rebuild my list from scratch is a real sche­lepp.
2. For wha­te­ver rea­son, it doesn’t seem to want to open my Gmail page. That’s a SERIOUS flaw, because Gmail is what I use. Not being able to check my e-mail is a bit of a deal­brea­ker. That being said, it might be something I’m doing wrong. Perhaps there are some kind Nokia folk rea­ding this, who might be able to help me solve this pro­blem? [UPDATE: I got the Gmail to work, thanks to tip from Alan Brad­burne. Thanks, Alan!]
3. It has a little RSS rea­der built in, but to add the URLs you have to cut & paste, which is a real sch­lepp. Their cause would be bet­ter ser­ved if they added a little orange RSS but­ton [a single-button-press solu­tion] in their inter­face. This to me is the big­gest weak­ness in the offe­ring… but I sup­pose it’s easy enough for them to fix down the line.
4. I wish it had Skype, but it’s not the end of the world if it doesn’t. It does have Goo­gle chat, though.

So besi­des these four little nits, I’m deligh­ted with it.
It retails in the UK for £245.00. Thanks to Nokia for let­ting me try it out. Rock on.
[Bonus Link:] Tom Coa­tes, unlike me, is not “for sale”. Here he talks about his take on the ethics of weblog­ging. Good stuff.

the bt blog

888888910.jpg
Bri­tish Tele­com, one of the big­gest tel­cos in the world, now has a blog.
I like it. It looks like they get it. They’re actually tal­king about real stuff, like Goo­gle and the recent terro­rist scare, not just pim­ping BT pro­ducts.
Blurb:

We’ll write about what you can do through your BT inter­net con­nec­tion to bene­fit your busi­ness. We’ll men­tion our pro­ducts only when they’re rele­vant and show you how to make the most of those you’ve already bought, but it’s not going to be one big sales pitch — we’ll also write about things com­ple­tely unre­la­ted to BT that we think will be use­ful to your business.

This is one of the more pro­mi­sing new cor­po­rate blogs I’ve seen for a while. Good stuff. Hope they keep it up.

August 13, 2006

the sun

thesun123.jpg
[Another one of my new Stormhoek wine label designs.]

what is a viral, anyway?

cluetrain for.jpg
The very smart and talen­ted Tara Hunt, auteur of the suc­cess­ful post-Cluetrain “move­ment”, “Pinko Mar­ke­ting”, takes me to task in the com­ments for wri­ting about “Virals”:

Anyone who even uses the word ‘viral’ should be drag­ged out onto the streets and shot bru­tally within the idea of a ‘post-cluetrain’ doc­trine.
Seriously. Have you seen the try-hard video? It was so lame I didn’t even want to post about it.
Hugh, you are bet­ter than this.

So I reply:

Tara, not sure if I agree. You could inter­pret “Viral” as just another term for what Doc Searls calls a “snow­ball”.
You could also argue a viral is just another word for what Juri Engs­trom calls an “Object of Socia­bi­lity”.
You could also argue that one of my Stormhoek prints is a viral.
A viral is a form of social ges­ture, no more, no less. A viral is only as good as the per­son sen­ding it.

Sure, thanks to cer­tain top-down meatheads in the ad biz, the word “viral” has a bad name. But crea­ting a viral and crea­ting a blog post isn’t that much dif­fe­rent, as the crea­tor has no con­trol on what hap­pens to it. You make it, put it out there, and see what hap­pens. Neither the ad agency or the blog­ger has much con­trol over the final out­come. But that’s what makes post-Cluetrain mar­ke­ting so damn inte­res­ting.
I think where tra­di­tio­nal mar­ke­ters and ad agen­cies screw up in this space is, they fail to unders­tand that a viral [or a “snow­ball”, call it what you will] is not a mes­sage, but in fact a social ges­ture.
Ooze, Baby. It’s all about the Ooze.
[UPDATE:] John Dodds pipes in:

For me, a major pro­blem is that just as it was wrong to turn the word brand into a verb, it’s been wrong to turn viral into a noun (and the same esta­blished par­ties are guilty in both cases). To do so sug­gests that crea­ting a viral is the goal when the goal is actually the sprea­ding not the creation.

google pizza

888888908.jpg
One of the cra­zier PR stunts I’ve seen for a while: Cam­brian House, an open-source soft­ware com­pany, turn up at Goo­gle unan­noun­ced and feed them 1000 com­pli­men­tary piz­zas .
I thought the tone of the You­Tube video was a wee bit too “Dotcom-MTV” for my tas­tes, but hey, I’m pro­bably not the tar­get mar­ket.
That being said, kudos to them for having a go. This is clas­sic “Ooze” in action [“Ooze” i.e. OoS, short for “Objects of Socia­bi­lity], which as I’ve said before, I believe is the future of mar­ke­ting.
[Future of mar­ke­ting:] Where “the mes­sage” is repla­ced by “the social ges­ture” etc.
[PS: I’m acti­vely loo­king for “Mar­ke­ting 2.0″ sto­ries at the moment, so please feel free to send me a link.]

“3 rules for managing viral marketing”

zzzzzz7654220.jpg
Karl Long’s “3 Rules For Viral Marketing”:

* Suc­cess bares no rela­tion to invest­ment - Tra­di­tio­nal mar­ke­ting there was gene­rally a rela­tionship bet­ween how much you spent and how many peo­ple saw your mes­sage, there is no such rela­tionship in Viral Mar­ke­ting
* Viral Mar­ke­ting does not have a time­line — Tra­di­tio­nal mar­ke­ting calen­dars, and even the tra­di­tio­nal mar­ke­ting plan is irre­le­vant when exe­cu­ting and res­pon­ding to viral mar­ke­ting efforts. Viral mar­ke­ting is just not that pre­dic­ta­ble, which calls for a dif­fe­rent kind of plan­ning
* Num­ber of views bare little rela­tion to reach or impact of Viral Mar­ke­ting - As viral is something that is sha­red from per­son to per­son, you can be sure that many more peo­ple hear about it than view it (a little eso­te­ric I know, but I talk about sub­ser­viantChic­ken cons­tantly, and yet have only been to the site once)

Bonus Link from Karl: “Five Impli­ca­tions for The Social Media Agency — Ins­pi­red From Agency.com You­tube Pitch.“

1. Inte­rac­tive Agency busi­ness models are sub­ver­ted by social media.
2. Fai­lure is not just accep­ta­ble, it should be encou­ra­ged.
3. In Social Media Ever­yone is a Cri­tic.
4. Expe­ri­men­ting Mea­nin­gless Without Mea­su­re­ment.
5. Viral Ste­wardship — Virals Are Unpre­dic­ta­ble So Pay Attention.

All good stuff, so go have a read.
[PS: I’m acti­vely loo­king for “Mar­ke­ting 2.0″ sto­ries at the moment, so please feel free to send me a link.]

August 12, 2006

steve gillmor’s new blog

Steve Gill­mor has a new blog that nobody is rea­ding. I’m only lin­king to it because he paid me.

the pc turns 25

pc25abc.jpg
The PC turns 25 years old today. Microsoft’s Steve Clay­ton blogs about it here. Besi­des that, he sent me this car­toon above, drawn by his girl­friend, to com­me­mo­rate the date. From what I can tell, it looks like it was drawn on a Tablet PC, which is now what I use most of the time.
Happy Birth­day, PC. Con­grats to Mic­ro­soft for being able to stay in the loop for a quar­ter cen­tury. Rock on.

August 11, 2006

sifu

sifu1427.jpg
Chec­king out the web­site of my old Kung Fu school in New York, The USA Shao­lin Tem­ple, I hap­pily came across “The Love Edit”, a 10-minute film about my sifu, Shi Yan Ming.
[Hint:] My favo­rite part of the film wasn’t his Kung Fu [which is quite inc­re­di­ble to watch, espe­cially live], but the Tai Chi demo he did at the very end of the film. AMAZING stuff.
I was tal­king to Wolf on the phone the other day, who runs the Vienna chap­ter of the school. Wolf told me that Sifu has a new book out, “The Shao­lin Wor­kout”, which I’ve now just orde­red on Ama­zon. I can’t wait to read it.
If you live in New York, and are loo­king to get in shape, I’d seriously recom­mend paying the school a visit. It’s at 678 Broad­way, about a block north of Blee­ker Street. It cer­tainly wor­ked for me.
My friend, Dave Mac­Ken­zie and I are seriously con­si­de­ring paying the Aus­trian school a visit for a cou­ple of weeks this win­ter, just to lose some pounds and clear the mind a wee bit– the last few years have been pretty event­ful for us both, and a phy­si­cal reboot is nee­ded. Watch this space.
Ami­tabhah!
[Bonus Link:] Some old video clips of Sifu in the media.

hi i’m a television

imatelevision123.jpg
[Another one of my new Stormhoek label designs.]

small is the new big

sethgodinbookbanner235.jpg
My favo­rite mar­ke­ting wri­ter, Seth Godin kindly just sent me an advance copy of his new book, “Small Is The New Big”.
I’m rea­ding it now, and having a tho­roughly good time doing so. It’s a great read.
It’s mostly a collec­tion of his favo­rite wri­tings from his blog, so yes, avid Godin blog rea­ders won’t find anything new here. That being said, not every­body is into rea­ding blogs, so hope­fully this will bring his blog thoughts to a wider audience.
Guy Kawa­saki has also read it, and has pos­ted a great Q&A review with Seth here.

Ques­tion: I am not worthy: How did you get your publisher to give you a con­tract for a book of stuff that you had already writ­ten and published?
Ans­wer: Books are the new t-shirts. We used to buy t-shirts as a way of cove­ring our hard abs. Now, though, the pur­pose of the t-shirt is to be a sou­ve­nir, to give us a conc­rete way to remem­ber something that mat­te­red to us — and to give us an easy way to spread that idea to others.

Con­grats to Seth on his new book, and hope­fully I’ll post a more lengthy report on it soon. Rock on.

calacarrington.com

calacarrington.com
Hot new web­site. That’s right.
With a nod & wink to Cala­ca­nis and Arring­ton.

please submit a link


[Click here to put the gaping­void wid­get on your blog.]
I am inte­res­ted in new ways of mar­ke­ting: Mar­ke­ting 2.0, Web 2.0 mar­ke­ting, post-Cluetrain mar­ke­ting, idea-virus mar­ke­ting, open-source mar­ke­ting, “Glo­bal Mic­ro­bran­ding” etc etc.
If you have a link that fits this cri­te­ria, I’d seriously love to hear from you. Please e-mail me at gapingvoid@gmail.com, and I’ll gladly check it out. Thanks.

August 10, 2006

techcrunch party prints

techcrunchpartyJPEG2.jpg
Today I’m down in Lon­don, sig­ning 800 limited-edition litho­graphs for Michael Arrington’s Techc­runch party on August 18th. We’re FedEx-ing them over to Menlo Park tonight.
888888904.jpg
[Click on image to enlarge etc.]
The litho­graphs were spon­so­red by Stormhoek, of course, who will also be suppl­ying wine for the event.
It should be an ama­zing party. I’ll can’t wait to attend one of these things myself. Maybe next time. Rock on.

August 8, 2006

untitled 901 [“all marketing is surreal”]

888888901.jpg
There was a story on Slash­dot a while back that if you put a few Men­tos [a pep­per­mint candy] into a bottle of Diet Coke, the bottle would explode.
So Lloyd went and tried the same thing with a bottle of Stormhoek wine. You ever see non-fizzy wine explode? Oops. Go here to see the damage.
I guess this is another exam­ple of “Surreal Mar­ke­ting”. Actually, all mar­ke­ting is surreal, it just takes a while to figure that one out.

“surreal marketing”: a stormhoek dinner for non-drinkers

888888900.jpg
From BL Och­man:

When I was in Lon­don last month I had din­ner with Hugh Mac­leod and then drinks with Hugh and Jason Kor­man, pre­si­dent of Stormhoek Wines.
Jason asked if I’d like to host one of the Stormhoek 100 Geek Din­ners in 100 Nights, and I said “I don’t drink.” He said, “hey, host it any­way.” And so, ami­gos and ami­gas, I will do just that.

Jason pipes in:

So, for our friends in the trade who are afraid that we will offend the
non-drinkers of the world, we ask, why can’t Stormhoek be the wine
non-drinkers would drink, if they did?

A spon­so­red wine din­ner exc­lu­si­vely for peo­ple who don’t drink. “Surreal Mar­ke­ting”. Exactly.

would you still love me 2

wouldyoustillloveme124.jpg
[Another one of my new Stormhoek label designs.]

August 7, 2006

love begets love

lovebegets25.jpg
[Another one of my new Stormhoek label designs.]

Love begets love, love knows no rules, this is the same for all.

- Vir­gil

Like this?  You can now buy this print in our gallery.

August 6, 2006

would you still love me

wouldyoustillloveme123.jpg
[Another one of my new Stormhoek label designs.]

untitled 898

888888898.jpg
[Click on image to enlarge/download/print etc. Licen­sing terms here etc.]
Inte­res­ting post from Jason at Stormhoek, re. the utter mess that is Bor­deaux:

The Bor­deaux mar­ket has been in a severe (and wor­se­ning) depres­sion for at least four years. The situa­tion is due to a com­plex com­bi­na­tion of things: Redu­ced demand (mar­ket doesn’t like most of their pro­ducts and French con­sump­tion is dec­li­ning), over­va­lua­tion of assets (returns can­not ser­vice absurdly high real estate pri­ces), arbi­trary price con­trols (it is ille­gal to sell below cer­tain set pri­ces), sub­si­dies (have ero­ded com­pe­ti­ti­ve­ness) and over regu­la­tion (limi­ting the crea­ti­vity of the producers).Needless to say, the result is abso­lute turmoil.

I’ve been in the wine busi­ness for over a year now, and I’m begin­ning to think that pretty much most of it is in com­plete tur­moil, one way or another. But the­rein lies the oppor­tu­nity.
[Afterthought: Title for future blog post:] “Too many gra­pes, not enough alcoho­lics.“
[Bonus Link:] My favo­rite food blog: Nood­le­pie.

August 5, 2006

fat guys

fatguys58.jpg
[Click on image to enlarge/download/print etc. Licen­sing terms here etc.]
[UPDATE:] Accor­ding to Valley­wag, this car­toon was me taking a pop at Dave Winer. Huh? Weird. Apo­lo­gies to Dave or wha­te­ver, but nothing to do with me etc.

so tell me…

sotellme123small.jpg
[Another one of my new Stormhoek label designs.]

martians

martians123.jpg
[Another one of my new Stormhoek label designs.]

love hate

lovehate37.jpg
[Another one of my new Stormhoek label designs.]

suddenly… [new stormhoek labels]

suddenly123.jpg
I’ve star­ted desig­ning the new Stormhoek wine labels, which like I said ear­lier, should be hit­ting the shel­ves by Christ­mas. This is one of my first efforts, an upda­ted ver­sion of a car­toon I drew back in 1998.
To me, wine and the human con­di­tion go together like two peas in a pod. So I want the designs to explore that rela­tionship.
Could you ima­gine something like this on a wine bottle? More spe­ci­fi­cally, a wine bottle you’d actually take off the super­mar­ket shelf and place into your shop­ping bas­ket? Yes? No? Maybe?
N.B. This pro­ject is still very new. Vir­gin terri­tory. In terms of label design, I don’t claim to have all the ans­wers. Heck, I don’t even claim to have a tenth of them. But this is one steep lear­ning curve that I am thri­lled to be on. Watch this space.

[UPDATE: To see the new lable designs as they’re being rolled out, go here. Thanks.]

“it’s all about trust”

image12345707.jpg
[The story behind this car­toon is here.]
A very impor­tant article by JP Ran­gas­wami:

Pretty much every serious argu­ment we’re having, every con­ver­sa­tion we need to con­ti­nue, is about some form of Big ver­sus some form of Small. Ble­fuscu ver­sus Lilli­put. And we use con­cepts like exper­tise and authen­ti­city and relia­bi­lity and affor­da­bi­lity and free­dom and choice to try and win the argu­ments. And the con­cepts we use land up pola­ri­sing the deba­tes. Which made me think….
…..It’s all about trust.
[…]
Trust used to be something that bound small groups together. Over time we tried to scale trust. It didn’t scale. And what hap­pe­ned ins­tead was Big Everything. In an Assembly-Line meets Broad­cast world.
Big Everything broke trust. Big Media lied. Big Con­tent Pro­du­cer redu­ced our choi­ces. Big Pipe and Big Device redu­ced it further. Big Firm wrong­si­zed away. And Big Govern­ment did what it liked.

[JP is very much on my “must read” list these days.]

it’s 2 a.m.

2am411.jpg
[Click on image to enlarge/download/print etc. Licen­sing terms here etc.]

alleged moral failings

allegedmoralfailings336.jpg
[Click on image to enlarge/download/print etc. Licen­sing terms here etc.]

August 3, 2006

gapingvoid july ’06 filmloop


I just loa­ded a Film­loop of all my July, 2006 car­toons. Click on the loo­plet and enjoy. Thanks.

the more we sleep together

themorewesleep665.jpg
[Click on image to enlarge/download/print etc. Licen­sing terms here etc.]

a lot of women

alotofwomen63.jpg
[Click on image to enlarge/download/print etc. Licen­sing terms here etc.]
[Car­toon ins­pi­red by the annual BlogHer non-debate: She­lley, Kathy, Tara, Winer… Oh, but I LOVED this. Thanks to Stowe for the poin­ter..]

August 2, 2006

“how big is your audience?”

zzzmkghilkj07.jpg
I get asked a lot about how many peo­ple read my blog.
I have no idea. Because the ans­wer, of course, depends on what metric you use. What stat coun­ter you use. Anything bet­ween x-thousand and x-thousand-times-ten visi­tors per day, depen­ding on which robot you wish to believe.
I tend to believe the lower figu­res more than the higher ones, but hey, that’s just me.
But “How many peo­ple read your blog per day” is not the same thing as “How big is your audience.“
Let me explain.
The num­ber of blogs I read on a daily basis num­bers about a dozen. The num­ber of blogs I read every cou­ple of days num­bers about ten times that figure.
But the num­ber of blogs I read regu­larly, just not that often, is way, way, way higher than that. Many thou­sands of them.
Dave Wein­ber­ger is a good exam­ple. I like his blog, I like him, I value what he has to say, howe­ver for one rea­son or another I don’t read his blog that often. Maybe a cou­ple of times a month. Maybe only once a month. It’s nothing per­so­nal, it’s like he said in a very enter­tai­ning post last year:

No, I’m not kee­ping up with your blog.
I would like to. I really would. I like it and I like you.
But we’re now well past the point where any of us can keep up with all the blogs worth rea­ding from the peo­ple worth kee­ping up with. Even with an aggre­ga­tor.
I just can’t do it any more.

So, although I don’t read his blog that often, he is on my radar, and I con­si­der him some­body who con­ti­nues to inform and influence my world­view. As a result, I con­si­der myself very much part of his audience.
Another way to think about this is akin to a favo­rite rock band. You may not lis­ten to their recor­dings every day, but pull out their music every so often, when your life needs a dose of their par­ti­cu­lar brand of ins­pi­ra­tion. They might not be a daily fix, but they’re nonethe­less a regu­lar and impor­tant part of your life.
So follo­wing this logic, I’m gues­sing there are a lot of peo­ple who read me in the same man­ner that I read Wein­ber­ger. I may not be part of their daily fix, but they are part of my audience nonethe­less.
If you accept this logic, then sud­denly my audience starts loo­king much lar­ger. And so do the audien­ces of many other blog­gers.
It’s just a pity this metric isn’t one that adver­ti­sers find par­ti­cu­larly use­ful, or else a lot more blog­gers would be making money.
[Note To Self: I would be realy inte­res­ted to hear Stowe Boyd’s take on this.]

the maltese falcon

antibes71.jpg
I cam across this aerial pho­to­graph of Port Vau­ban in Anti­bes, via this post on the Fen­der­kic­ker blog.
If you click on the image it’ll enlarge. Note the jetty on the right with all the “Super­yachts” on it [this is the per­ma­nent home of the Inter­na­tio­nal Yacht Club, where many of the world’s big­gest yachts are moo­red.]. The boat in the left-hand cor­ner of the jetty with the big sai­ling masts is The Mal­tese Fal­con, which has her own web­site here.
I’m having fre­quent con­ver­sa­tions these days about spen­ding more time down there. I find the place extre­mely agreea­ble. And besi­des my pro­fes­sio­nal inte­rest in the Fen­der­kic­ker blog, Sigurd and Thin­gamy are based down there as well. Tho­mas also likes it there– every sum­mer he rents an apart­ment in nearby Nice for a week or two. So I don’t feel a stran­ger there.
And yes, Stormhoek fits into all this. I rec­kon I’ll spend a lot of money on air fares, flying from Nice to Lon­don, where the main Euro­pean Stormhoek offi­ces are based. That’s actually not that big a deal– the flight costs about the same from Nice as a train fare from Cum­bria, an expense I’m already well used to.
So I guess that’s how I could pos­sibly see life muta­ting before me. Less of the big-city action, more quiet, small-town Southern French stuff, hope­fully. Lots of cheese and wine. Lots of wri­ting mar­ke­ting stuff, and dra­wing car­tons.
This is not the only idea I have for the future. But it’s one I’m currently very fond of. It cer­tainly would require some extreme busi­ness mode­lling. Wish me luck.

i was into fashion

iwasintofashion713.jpg
Tho­mas replies to Gior­gio Armani’s attac­king Savile Row. Both the deisg­ner and The Times new­pa­per get both barrels, from some­body who actually is a world autho­rity on the sub­ject, as oppo­sed some­body who pre­trends to be:

I think the main rea­son why I’m disap­poin­ted by this article is not Mr. Armani’s silly ram­blings, but more the fact that a jour­na­list of such a res­pec­ted news­pa­per would take this story seriously. Then again, the wri­ter is a jour­na­list, and Mr. Armani is a cou­tu­rist. They are both two indi­vi­duals who know nothing about [A] true bes­poke tai­lo­ring and [B] how busi­ness is done on Savile Row. For Mr. Armani to set him­self up as an autho­rity on this sub­ject is ludic­rous, and equally ludic­rous is the journalist’s ina­bi­lity to sepa­rate rea­lity from PR dri­vel. Had it appea­red in some frothy fashion maga­zine I wouldn’t have given it a second thought, but for it to appear in one of our nation’s great broadsheets greatly con­cerns me.
[…]
But yes, to ans­wer some of my rea­ders, Savile Rows has heard all this sort of non­sense before. And it soun­ded tedious and vacuous back then, too.

And yes, of course, Tho­mas’ offer to Armani still stands.
[UPDATE:] The Head Lemur pipes in: “Gior­gio Armani is an idiot!

men basically want

menbasicallywant622.jpg
[Click on image to enlarge/download/print etc. Licen­sing terms here etc.]

he talks about god

hetalksaboutgod511.jpg
[Click on image to enlarge/download/print etc. Licen­sing terms here etc.]

feeling small

feelingsmall831.jpg
[Click on image to enlarge/download/print etc. Licen­sing terms here etc.]

he had original ideas once

hehadoriginalideasonce733.jpg
[Rela­ted:] From Tara Hunt:

When my son was little (look at me being a mommy blog­ger ;) ), he would do really cute stuff and all of us faw­ning over him would laugh and gig­gle with delight. Of course, being a bright boy, he would observe our delight and repeat the cute stuff. He was beco­ming aware of what got him attention.

[Click on image to enlarge/download/print etc. Licen­sing terms here etc.]