May 9, 2006

if you talked to people

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28 Responses to “if you talked to people”

  1. Uri Baruchin says:

    test

  2. Uri Baruchin says:

    Punch you in the face and then lock you up.

  3. mojotek says:

    I laughed out loud at this one, but when I thought about it I don’t know why I thought it was funny. It’s just kind of sad really.

  4. Tim says:

    Very True.

  5. It would pro­bably sound like ‘BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH ME ME ME ME ME’ [repeat]

  6. adron says:

    …then they whine and ask why you hit em’.
    Been there, done that. And by God I’ll do it again.
    R E S P E C T…
    Sim­ple to know, sim­ple to learn, sim­ple to do.
    If you can’t, walk away. :)

  7. Ruben says:

    At the same time, if you adver­ti­sed the way peo­ple really talk to each other, you wouldn’t be able to sell anything.
    Adver­ti­sing uses ten­sion to gene­rate desire — you want…, you need…, you’d be bet­ter off if…, won’t it be nice when.…
    Meanwhile, we tend to want to keep our con­ver­sa­tions with stran­gers on a more polite, even-keel path.
    How do you do? Well, thank you.
    Pretty boring stuff.
    Is that the alter­na­tive?
    R

  8. Richard says:

    I can’t claim to have read a lot of adver­ti­sing that has been inte­res­ting, but rea­ding reviews/analysis of product/services has pro­ved a lot more enter­tai­ning and defi­ni­tely more inte­res­ting than a bunch of adver­ti­sing I can see right through.
    How about, as an alter­na­tive, we all become lens­mas­ters on Squi­doo and start giving peo­ple use­ful infor­ma­tion to carry out their own eva­lua­tion prior to buying stuff they might actually value and appre­ciate.
    OK — so that means there may be crap product/services that suf­fer as a result, but is that a pro­blem the purcha­ser should have tyo worry about? I think not.
    Times are a-changing.

  9. DUST!N says:

    Ruben,
    Ever hear peo­ple dis­cuss things about which they’re pas­sio­nate? Some­ti­mes that can be quite com­pe­lling.
    “But peo­ple aren’t pas­sio­nate about what I sell.“
    Then I’d cha­llenge you to think about why you’re even adver­ti­sing. Adver­ti­sing is tal­king about your pro­duct (to keep it sim­ple). If you’re not worth tal­king about, you’re not worth adver­ti­sing.
    The best adver­ti­sing gives peo­ple not only a rea­son to buy, but a rea­son to talk as well.

  10. Bjarne says:

    From now on I shall never talk to peo­ple the way adver­ti­sing talk to peo­ple. Amen.

  11. A.R.Yngve says:

    True!
    Hugh, you rock. :)

  12. Francis Wu says:

    … espe­cially if you use that movie trai­ler voice. It’ll be funny at first… then it’ll be kinda creepy… then you’ll be fed a low-calorie, 7-essential nutrients, high-fiber, mul­ti­grain knuc­kle sandwhich.
    In all serious­ness Hugh, ’twas a bri­lliantly sim­ple sta­te­ment. Kudos!

  13. acyclovir says:

    As well as the main cri­ti­cal mass ride there

  14. aleve says:

    For you? Chlo­ra­form and strap­ping tape. Or a maga­zine. Go with the one without the fede­ral charges.

  15. And if we all lis­te­ned and took to heart what aver­ti­sing is saying (you need, you want, you deserve, etc), we’d all be inse­cure, sha­llow wrecks.
    Well, come to think of it, an awful lot of peo­ple seem to be listening…

  16. Luis says:

    Is there any way in hell this can get added to the blog­cards prin­ting options? I want it and want it bad :) I’d try to talk Wein­ber­ger into buying a truc­kload of them, too :)

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