Archive for April, 2006

April 30, 2006

untitled 318

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Somewhere along the line a belief was gene­ra­ted that if you want to see the artist

i will always hate you

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young people suck

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we’re 34

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i don’t have to explain

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April 29, 2006

i had just sold the client

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stormhoek cartoon label

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I want to use my car­toons for the new Stormhoek label design, star­ting later this year.
The plan is not to do typi­cal wine-related mes­sa­ges in the car­toons, but unre­la­ted mes­sa­ges like this or this.
Think about it– you’re wal­king down the aisle in the wine sec­tion of the super­mar­ket, and ins­tead of the usual wine-related mes­sa­ges being broad­cas­ted at you from the bott­les, you see something more like this, or this. Edgy, ran­dom, a con­ver­sa­tion star­ter etc.
Obviously, if you’re fami­liar with my work, you’ll unders­tand the story. But methinks it’ll work for the “vir­gins”, as well.
Any­body?
[UPDATE: To see the new label designs as they’re rolled out, go here.]

will myspace

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[Ins­pi­red by Tech­no­logy Evangelist’s recent post.]

if you’re so smart

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dulce et decormum est

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[Hat Tip: Wil­fred Owen 1893 – 1918]

futurist mickey mouse

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upon the radioactive ash

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blue 000234

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April 28, 2006

high on jesus

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a blog gets the audience it deserves

PT just asked me the follo­wing que­tion:

What exactly is the use of blog­ging if you have no idea often who it is you are tal­king to? In other words — are they bright? Are thay sane? Are they know­led­ga­ble about the things they pur­port to be? If it is simply an uncon­tro­lled medium through which anyone can say anything then it seems to me it will become no more than a modern day Tower of Babel.
I do howe­ver accept that the tech­no­logy is here — but how to make it really useful?

The short ans­wer is; a blog gets the audience it deser­ves. If the peo­ple rea­ding and lea­ving com­ments on your blog are a bunch of losers and idiots, it might have more to do with the qua­lity of what you write, and the vigi­lance with which you moni­tor your com­ments, than any limi­ta­tions of the media.
You’re right, the tech­no­logy is there. Everything else is up to you.

my own portable silo

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scoble linked to me today

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[Robert Sco­ble.]

the currency of hope

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t-100

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gaping­void made it on to the Tech­no­rati 100 again.
Thanks for the links, Every­body. Rock on.

April 27, 2006

the death of friction

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looks like it was just a rumor…

Just got an e-mail from Rick Segal a few minu­tes ago:

I’m in China right now, typing this via my EVDO card on China mobile, loo­king at Technorati…

Looks like the rumor that China had shut down Tech­no­rati was a bit pre­ma­ture.
Anybody?

cull the weak etc

Nice thought from Marketer’s Eye:

For what it is worth, I don

BBC goes 2.0

MediaGuardian.co.uk: “The BBC today unvei­led radi­cal plans to rebuild its web­site around user-generated con­tent, inc­lu­ding blogs and home videos, with the aim of crea­ting a public ser­vice ver­sion of MySpace.com.”

Not sure how big a story this is. Cen­tra­li­zed social media? Huh? I already have a blog. Why do I need them?
[Link: Rubel]

April 26, 2006

first it was google…

Now it seems China is bloc­king Tech­no­rati.
Any­body?
[UPDATE:] Looks like it was only a rumor. Good news.

nice thought:

Nice thought from Tim:

Ever­yone wants to feel as if they are a part of something impor­tant. You, me and just about every per­son I’ve ever met. So let me ask you this.. what is your pur­pose? As a lea­der what do you con­vey to the peo­ple under you?

first geek dinner in san antonio

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The very first Stormhoek 100 Geek Din­ner is about to launch, on May 1st, in San Anto­nio, Texas. Says Kami:

If you will be in San Anto­nio on May 1 and want to meet up with us, please con­tact me via e-mail at kami (at) yahoo (dot) com. I need a head count pretty quickly because Stormhoek needs to know how much wine to send.
We haven

98052

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98052 is the zip code for Red­mond, Washing­ton, cor­po­rate HQ of Mic­ro­soft.
Full story here and here.

very cool

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Kosso has built a gaping­void wid­get. Excellent!

we are on the verge

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crime-infested urban cesspool

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entrepreneurs don’t need money

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the scream 476567

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murs

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we can’t go on like this

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bright red

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this is a penis

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red 445

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April 25, 2006

we need to re-invent

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From Tom Raf­tery:

Robert Sco­ble, Microsoft

stay ahead of the culture

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kiss kiss kiss

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this is bob

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April 24, 2006

excavation 47

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small world (in tokyo)

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Chris Heath­coate, a Bri­tish blog­ger who works for Nokia in Hel­sinki [I hung out with him at Reboot last year in Copenha­gen], was recently in the Hotel Miyako in Tokyo, when he went into the hotel men’s room. There he stum­bled across a fra­med gaping­void print. Small world.
[Back story:] The mana­ger of the hotel is an old friend of my cou­sin. The for­mer bought the print off me a few years ago.

gapinvoid widget

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Follo­wing my con­ver­sa­tion with Michael and the Gill­mor Gang a week or two ago, I’ve deci­ded to build the wid­get.
Here’s some ideas:

1. The wid­get will allow anyone to have regularly-updated gaping­void car­toons published on their web­site or blogs, fed through via RSS.
2. The wid­get will be paid for via text ads– Goo­gle, Yahoo, or whoe­ver, with some sort of reve­nue split bet­ween me and the subsc­ri­bers.
3. The wid­get will come in two ver­sions i.e. large and small. The big one [1] will be about 400 pixels wide, the small one [2] will be about 150 pixels wide,the lat­ter good for fit­ting on blog side­bars. Visi­tors to the blog will click on it and the full-size wid­get [1] would pop up etc.
4. Because of the adult nature of some (but not all) of my car­toons, there would have to be some sort of fil­ter, desig­ned to suit the nature of the subs­cir­ber and his/her rea­ders. Ergo, every car­toon will be tag­ged either “Safe”, “Semi-filtered” or “Unfil­te­red”, so that the subsc­ri­ber can choose what level of fil­ter he/she wishes to have.

That’s the basic idea. Have I left anything out?
I don’t know how fea­si­ble an adver­ti­sing reve­nue split is, tech­no­lo­gi­cally. But I would pre­fer it if there was. If anyone has a friend at Yahoo, Goo­gle, or anywhere else that deals with this stuff, please let them know I wish to start a con­ver­sa­tion.
Thanks, as always, for all your help and good­will. Rock on.

your traffic

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April 23, 2006

wrong question:

Wrong Ques­tion: “What If Media 2.0 Is Less Pro­fi­ta­ble Than Media 1.0?“
Right Ans­wer: Nobody cares.

god put me on this earth

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“authority aggregator”

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A client of mine needs something built.
Basi­cally, it’s an “autho­rity aggre­ga­tor” like Memeo­ran­dum, Megite, Tail­rank etc.
But ins­tead of it being about tech or poli­tics or wha­te­ver, it aggre­ga­tes sto­ries spe­ci­fi­cally per­tai­ning to my client’s industry, iden­ti­fies the most autho­ri­ta­tive sto­ries from the most autho­ra­ta­tive sour­ces, and then posts them online in sim­ple, aggre­ga­ted form.
So if you think you can help and could use some busi­ness, please drop me an e-mail. Thanks.

chi

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red black 777

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