March 5, 2006

Microtest

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Hey, Mic­ro­soft, you’re about to lose one of your evan­ge­lists i.e. me.
Could some­body from Red­mond [I know a few of you will be rea­ding this] please help me get my wifi working?

skype: “gaping­void”. e-mail: gapingvoid@gmail.com.

I spent FOUR HOURS last week at the soft­ware place trying to get this fixed and it’s still taking the piss. I. Am. Not. A. Happy. Cam­per.
You want to thrill cus­to­mers? Fine; you can start by thri­lling me. Let’s see if it’s more than just talk.
You guys like to make a big deal about the power of blogs to con­nect with cus­to­mers, and trans­form your image and busi­nes model. Again, fine, let’s see if it’s more than just talk.
Your move.
[UPDATE: This story has a happy ending. Hurrah!]

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22 Responses to “Microtest”

  1. Enrique Dans says:

    Good luck, Hugh… I got a simi­lar pro­blem: my tablet was free­zing every once in a while, in front of my many dif­fe­rent audien­ces all over the country! Since I too have good friends at Mic­ro­soft, I called them and told them, “hey, it is your repu­ta­tion the one being dama­ged here”… Some­body from Microsoft’s Tech­ni­cal Sup­port called me asap, but after seve­ral ques­tions, he told me “so, you are telling me you got the OS from your OEM (in this case, HP)? Then you OEM is the one that has to pro­vide you with the pro­per sup­port…” Pretty ama­zing, isn’t it?

  2. Scotty says:

    [insert mac vs. pc flame war here]

  3. Both-Ways says:

    So I used both Mac’s and PC’s all the time, just hafta — And don’t hate the pcs by any means, but I do love my macs but and I wan­ted to share a little story.
    Mac’s have a great search thing called Sher­lock. You can get to ebay, find movies, track flights, all sorts of good stuff… well I was having trou­ble with this pro­duct because (of all things) I couldn’t get it to list the movies in the thea­ter that was clo­ses to my house. But… in true apple fashion, I sent an email and with-in a week it was wor­king swim­mingly. I know not the same thing as your OS trou­bles for sure, and not what you want to hear since it doesn’t help fix your pro­blem ( so I appo­lo­gize for that!) but I still wan­ted to share.
    Any­way, I also wan­ted to add that some­ti­mes the wire­less sig­nal searches for the stron­gest con­nect too… so could it be that one sig­nal gets drop­ped to try and con­nect to another, and then both get hosed?
    And last… love the car­toons.
    Good luck!

  4. Marc says:

    That doesen’t work, I bet.

  5. karl says:

    Hugh,
    just put “mic­ro­soft sucks” in your post, Robert Sco­ble searches on that all the time, and I’ve seen him res­pond pretty quickly. I recently saw someone actually do this on their blog recently about the xbox 360, and Robert res­pon­ded at about 2.30 in the mor­ning :-)
    Cheers,
    karl

  6. This is ridi­cu­lous, Hugh…you should not have to write, yet another post!
    I say Go Mac! All the kids in the know are doing it. Winer. Arring­ton. Even Scoble’s son…;) The only rea­son Robert doesn’t is because he works for Mic­ro­soft and he’s not allo­wed to.
    Once you go Mac, you never go back. And that new Mac­book Pro? Yummy! Wifi is the easiest thing evar with Apple…and…ahem…the new Pro uses intel. so there. ;)

  7. purple dinosaurs says:

    shar ing –is– cari ng

  8. Ross says:

    Actually, I believe Lenn — Scoble’s ex-boss who went to Skype — was a Mac user. But you’re right, why suf­fer with Mic­ro­soft unless you *really really* have to. Using a com­pu­ter doesn’t need to be that hard, and to be honest Mic­ro­soft don’t seem to care about losing one or two users, they only care about losing For­tune 500 customers.

  9. Peter Cooper says:

    Did you get in touch with Mic­ro­soft through the nor­mal sup­port chan­nels?
    I hate to say it, but I don’t think res­pon­ding to sup­port que­ries via blog is going to become a mains­team chan­nel of sup­port. It might work for cer­tain peo­ple MS is ‘inte­res­ted’ in kee­ping sweet though, but that’d just demons­trate a cer­tain atti­tude towards sup­port.
    Any­way, good luck with the tablet. It should have been wor­king out of the box! :(

  10. David says:

    suf­fer? I’m not suf­fe­ring when I’m using appli­ca­tions you can’t use ;-)
    I use both. A mac and a pc, because that is what my job requi­res.
    I honestly pre­fer the pc. At home, I have a PC – it cost as much as my (very slow, pain­ful) mac, & yet out­per­forms it by miles & miles. It’s so fast, so easy. Never breaks. Never has to be reboo­ted.
    I dunno – if the peo­ple at my office who use macs exc­lu­si­vely weren’t restarting/reloading apps/deleting pre­fe­ren­ces on a daily basis (one of our macs sounds like an air­plane taking off & then crashes, losing files – mac refu­ses that it’s a pro­blem though it was purcha­sed via CC at an apple store) maybe I’d feel dif­fe­rently.
    If both! of my desk­top pcs AND my lap­top pc had pro­blems – I’d feel dif­fe­rently.
    Howe­ver, right now, I gotta side with MS – you bought a com­plete sys­tem from Hewlett-Packard. Now, the wi-fi pro­blem is pro­bably not rela­ted to the OS – so why should MS fix it? it’s rela­ted to that spe­ci­fic combo of software/hardware that was ins­ta­lled by HP, who have a horri­ble repu­ta­tion for that type of pro­blem ALREADY.
    With something as com­plex as a com­pu­ter, “Fix it” isn’t a fair request, of a com­pany that is only one part of the equa­tion. Apple builds the entire sys­tem & does the soft­ware – that’s dif­fe­rent. Of course they can fix it! They made it!

  11. Misty Olen says:

    Hi Hugh,
    Here are a few things to check:
    1. Update firm­ware on wire­less rou­ter or access point.
    2. Update NIC dri­vers
    3. Test to see if the pro­blem is hap­pe­ning when a mic­ro­wave or 2.4Ghz cord­less phone is in use (they can inter­fere). If so adjust the wire­less chan­nel to see if that helps, or move the router/access point if it is close to a mic­ro­wave or on the other side of the wall from one.
    4. Are you using a third party uti­lity to con­nect to wire­less or Microsoft’s Wire­less Zero con­fi­gu­ra­tion?
    5. Do you have secu­rity setup on your rou­ter or access point?
    6. Have you chec­ked to see that your net­work is lis­ted at the top in order of pre­fe­red net­works.
    7. How strong is your sig­nal? Does the pro­blem only hap­pen in a cer­tain area of the house or all over?
    If you have already got this resol­ved then ignore the ques­tions. If not then feel free to email me or post back here with replies to these questions.

  12. Why should Hugh have to go through all of this Misty when a Mac does it by default?

  13. David says:

    Den­nis–
    Please, read the post.
    OK – did you read it? You didn’t before.
    1. The firm­ware update – yes, we have to do that to the macs at my office.
    2. Nic dri­ver – yes, check, that too!
    3. Yep! We had to ditch our 2.4 pho­nes when some of the emplo­yees star­ted using wi-fi MAC lap-tops. (And PC as well…)
    4. OK, so the mac doesn’t give you that free­dom! True. You don’t have to “worry” that you are “allo­wed” to use any con­nec­tion soft­ware you like. You are stuck using macs.
    5. Oh, yea, mac rou­ters don’t have secu­rity… of course they do! This one is true as well.
    6. Macs don’t “auto­ma­ti­cally” guess the right net­work, either. You have to tell them.
    7. ALL rou­ters have the same range limi­ta­tions. this is not uni­que to a pc either.
    Den­nis – I don’t nor­mally pick someone apart online, but seriously, there is only one thing in that whole list which wouldn’t mat­ter on a mac.

  14. Brian Puccio says:

    Wow, per­so­na­li­zed one on one sup­port on demand? And soft­ware that works 100% of the time across all hard­ware made during the last 10 years? That sounds a bit outrageous.

  15. Dave — WTF? I’m glad I’m too thick to worry about these tech­ni­ca­li­ties. All I know is if there’s a wifi net­work around and my Mac lap­top can see it then I get the choice to get on…Hugh’s pro­blem seems an order of mag­ni­tude more pro­blem­tic than that.

  16. Misty Olen says:

    Hi Den­nis,
    I think David spe­lled it all out for you. Let me know if you need me to draw you a pic­ture. My com­ment was an attempt to help Hugh fix the pro­blem. I think he knows he can go buy a Mac so I’m not really sure what the point of your com­ment is except to repeat something that has been said a thou­sand times already. Try adding something new next time.
    Misty

  17. Sean says:

    I just don’t like Win­dows… it’s gar­bage! Apple is bet­ter, but when you need both what are you to do?

  18. Geoff says:

    My tablet por­tege also has major pro­blems log­ging onto net­works, espe­cially if a net­work fades away (like at a con­fe­rence). as well as some­ti­mes spen­ding a long time with a blank blue screen whilst boo­ting up. Also it has deve­lo­ped a pas­sion for making the CTRL key active (not phy­si­cally as it can be relea­sed in soft­ware).
    So good luck Hugh.…

  19. Hi Den­nis,
    I’m sorry, it’s David, if you please.
    Those are all pro­blems that have – and do – hap­pen at my office, in an almost all-mac envi­ron­ment, to the macs exc­lu­si­vely. My pc at work has not been res­tar­ted in 2 months. My mac is res­tar­ted daily to “fix” “pro­blems”.
    I use both all day, every­day.
    I’m happy for you that you haven’t had any pro­blems. I don’t know why you are so lucky. I have 9 macs here that don’t work well on alter­na­ting days, and 2 pcs that never cause me any anxiety.
    I had to figure out these things, because when I call apple, they say, “Delete pre­fe­ren­ces”. Some­ti­mes this works. Usually, an unhappy emplo­yee spends 3 hours rebuil­ding his/her list of pre­fe­ren­ces and re-saving impor­tant book­marks, with a com­pu­ter that still doesn’t work.
    Misty – thanks for get­ting my name right, and for having a smart post to begin with :)

  20. Jim Turner says:

    “Hey, Mic­ro­soft, you’re about to lose one of your evan­ge­lists i.e. me.“
    Shouldn’t that be “IE” me? Sorry I couldn’t resist

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