Archive for January, 2006

January 12, 2006

new york

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I’m currently in Lon­don, back home tonight.
It looks like Stormhoek will be spen­ding more mar­ke­ting efforts in the USA star­ting this year, which might mean I get to spend more time in New York, after a few years away from my most belo­ved city.
Also, there’s some inte­res­ting things hap­pe­ning with English Cut on the com­pany front. Since most of our cus­to­mers are Ame­ri­can, I can’t see not spen­ding more time over there for that as well.
I’ve no real inte­rest in living there full-time again [Honest!]. I’m not Wall Street mate­rial, nor does Big Media or Madi­son Ave­nue do much for me these days. Right now I’m thin­king a few days every month or so would be good, not unlike the fre­quency I currently visit Paris and Lon­don.
It’s funny, even five years ago doing what I’m doing outside a big city would be nearly impos­si­ble. But the blo­gosphere chan­ged everything.
A $5000-a-month Tri­beca loft is far less appea­ling when you don’t actually have to live there in order to get ahead.
But yet, in spite of the inter­net making things pos­si­ble for so many peo­ple near and far, the pro­perty pri­ces in New York, Lon­don and other cen­tral hubs do nothing except rise. And rise fier­cely.
What’s going on? The Pre-Cluetrain crowd having one last gasp before the party ends?

January 10, 2006

what comes after the cluetrain?

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More cove­rage on the “Blog­ging Dou­bles Stormhoek Sales” story.
So you want to know “What comes after Clue­train”?
Mar­ke­ting Hub nails it:

The stum­bling block to “mar­kets as con­ver­sa­tions” for most com­pa­nies is that they see a world in which only one of the par­ti­ci­pants in the inte­rac­tion is open to change. This would be the cus­to­mer, by default — they are the ones who are put­ting their money down and making room in their lives for your pro­duct. The com­pany pro­vi­ding the pro­duct has his­to­ri­cally not been open to change in the process.

The next step for Clue­train, as this article dis­cus­ses, is com­pa­nies willingly allo­wing them­sel­ves to be genui­nely dis­rup­ted by the pro­cess.
John­nie Moore also has some good thoughts on it:

There’s a para­llel at work for blog­gers — the value may not be the imme­diate impact of their words on the mar­ket, but how the con­ver­sa­tion chan­ges the blogger.

The best exam­ple I can think of is how Robert Sco­ble and his blog­ging collea­gues are chan­ging Mic­ro­soft inter­nally.
But Mic­ro­soft is a tech com­pany. What I’m not seeing is more non-tech com­pa­nies follo­wing their lead. I guess it’s not sur­pri­sing.
A year ago, I was very exci­ted by the idea of cor­proate blog­ging, sprea­ding like wild­fire. But the more I’ve tal­ked to large com­pa­nies over the last 12 months, the less I’m con­vin­ced they actually want to get into the pro­cess.
For all the “Blaze New Trails” rheo­to­ric the cor­po­rate PR machine likes to feed the media, most cor­po­rate types don’t like roc­king the boat. And good blogs rock boats– they can’t help it.
So what comes after The Clue­train? Com­pa­nies gladly and willingly allo­wing them­sel­ves to be actually chan­ged by The Clue­train. But don’t hold your breath.
[FURTHER READING:] “Dis­rupt Or Die.”

top ten blogger lies

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1. I don’t con­si­der myself an A-Lister.
No, but I turn up for spea­king gigs at all the big con­fe­ren­ces any­way. Uh-huh.
2. I don’t care about traf­fic.
Of course I don’t. Even though I’m a free­lance con­sul­tant, and my blog is my pri­mary way of mar­ke­ting myself. Rock on.
3. I’ve read your blog.
Yeah, well I read the “Musings of an unem­plo­yed tech con­sul­tant” bit on the title bar, before clic­king off. That counts.
4. I star­ted blog­ging back in 1999.
Of course, back in 1999 a Flash-animated, brochu­re­ware home­page was con­si­de­red a blog. Kinda sorta.
5. My blog has no com­mer­cial agenda.
I’m far too sexy to care about money. Exactly.
6. I only have adver­ti­sing on my blog as an expe­ri­ment.
That explains why the ads­trip is right under the “Musings of an unem­plo­yed tech con­sul­tant” bit. Indeed.
7. I’ve never liked the une­ga­li­ta­rian term, “A-Lister”.
Even though I am one. Oh, the irony.
8. I’m proud to be a D-Lister.
Even though I spend 7 hours a day wri­ting the thing. Right.
9. He’s a big hero of mine.
He’s got more traf­fic than down­town Mexico City and I’m hoping to God he links to me one day.
10. I really admire what she’s doing for the blo­gosphere.
I’ve noti­ced that she’s currently sin­gle.
[Ins­pi­red by Mr. Kawa­saki, of course.]
[BONUS LINK:] “Top Ten Rea­sons Why Nobody Reads Your Blog.”

January 9, 2006

everyone’s a gatekeeper

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reminder:

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I’ll be spea­king at Lift in Geneva, February 2 – 3.
Robert Sco­ble, Cory Doc­to­row, Anina and Euan Sem­ple will also be there. Rock on.

one more time: “blogs are a great way to make things happen indirectly”

From my best esti­ma­tes, I’d say at least 90% of English Cut’s paying cus­to­mers have never heard of or read gaping­void.
What does that tell me? That blog­ging doesn’t work in the cause-and-effect way a lot of peo­ple think it does.
Indi­rectly. Blogs are a great way to make things hap­pen indi­rectly.
But so many peo­ple live or die by metrics and “deli­ve­ra­bles”, they can’t get their head around that.

January 8, 2006

stats, schmats

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[This car­toon is one of my all-time favo­ri­tes. Which is why I repost it all the time etc.]
Back when I was new to this whole inter­net thing, I would check my stats at least once a day. Now I’m lucky if I check them once a week, tops. Stats don’t really tell you that much. OK, so let’s say hypothe­ti­cally you got 30% more visi­tors in Decem­ber than you got in Novem­ber. Wha­te­ver. How many of this 30% offe­red to sho­wer you with money, or sex, or brandy & cigars? Exactly.
My new metric of choice is how well Me and Tho­mas’ Savile Row busi­ness is doing on Goo­gle. This week’s been a good one. So I’m in a good mood.
Now here’s the thing. Savile Row is famous for dres­sing heads of state, movie stars, cap­tains of industry, the great and the good etc. Of course, we’re deligh­ted to have their busi­ness. But unbek­nownst to many, the lion’s share of the busi­ness comes from the Uni­ted Sta­tes (and that is true for all of the Row, not just our little com­pany). We’re mostly tal­king highly paid pro­fes­sio­nals– invest­ment ban­kers, cor­po­rate law­yers, that kind of thing. Very East Coast.
Where are the next gene­ra­tion of East Coast $4000 suit cus­to­mers fin­ding out about Savile Row? Fashion mags? Books? Hardly. They’re fin­ding out via Goo­gle and Yahoo and MSN.
I can see why peo­ple diss MSN or Goo­gle or Yahoo. Big com­pany power ticks peo­ple off. But what I mostly feel towards them is gra­ti­tude. Because what all these three com­pa­nies have done for me this year is make me money, not to men­tion for millions of other peo­ple.
To these three com­pa­nies, I say, keep doing what you’re doing. Don’t change a thing. Keep sen­ding me all those dro­ves of high-paying cus­to­mers, and I’ll be loving you forever.

creative destruction

Jeff from Texas sta­tes the obvious: Tho­mas the Savile Row tai­lor hasn’t been upda­ting his blog often enough.
So I write in the com­ments:

Tom is REALLY busy these days, thanks to the blog. So he doesn’t have as much time to post new mate­rial as often he would like.
When you have dozens of cus­to­mers wai­ting for their suits to be finished, THE LAST THING they want to see is you spen­ding lots of time online.

A lot of blog­gers like to write about “Crea­tive Des­truc­tion”. But rarely do they inc­lude the crea­tive des­truc­tion of their own blog­ging in the equa­tion.
Am I the only one who sees the para­dox?
[NOTE TO SELF:] My Alexa ran­kings are at an all-time high. What’s the deal with that?

too little, too late

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A real gem from Fred Wil­son. All to do with the US telephone com­pa­nies pathe­ticly trying to muscle in on Goo­gle and iTu­nes’ action, for no other rea­son than jea­lousy.
Sounds like they’ll have an uphill strug­gle. Like Fred says::

The Telco’s had their chance back in the mid 90s to deve­lop all these value added ser­vi­ces to run on their net­works. They didn’t do it. They bought back stock, built golf cour­ses, defrau­ded their sha­rehol­ders, took on enour­mous debt, and gene­rally did everything other than take advan­tage of the inc­re­di­ble oppor­tu­nity that they had with the coming of the Inter­net. Bot­tom line — they scre­wed up.

PS: Fred Wil­son is on my “Must Read” list [along with about a dozen others]. Skip him at your peril.

January 6, 2006

the suit makes [yet another] comeback

This got my attention:

The New Dress Code:
The most dra­ma­tic change in mens­wear will be the shift towards for­mal sui­ting and struc­tu­red gar­ments. This year we will see the return of the suit, a fashion phe­no­me­non not seen since the 1980s. Tai­lo­red jac­kets are the key item and the most effec­tive way of upda­ting a man

January 5, 2006

global microbranding etc.

Inte­res­ting article by Millio­niare Socia­lite:
“Diver­gent means of buil­ding a glo­bal mic­ro­brand.“

Option 1. “Mic­ro­bran­ding by stra­te­gic aggre­ga­tion.“[“This is what I like, isn’t it cool?”]
Option 2. “Mic­ro­bran­ding by rela­tive mar­ket enga­ge­ment.” [“This is what I do, isn’t it cool?”]

Frankly, I think you’re bet­ter off going with the lat­ter. Unless of course, you’re The Manolo.
[Bonus Link:] Millio­naire Socialite’s Grea­test Hits.

January 4, 2006

wirearchy t-shirt

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[Gift Idea:] A “Wirearchy” t-shirt, desig­ned by Yours Truly.
Like Jon says, a good gift for anyone who beli­ves that blog­ging and social soft­ware will have a big impact on busi­ness and society in the next cen­tury.
[Bonus Link:] How to avoid that corpse-like fee­ling you get from wor­king in a large com­pany. “The Art of Intra­pre­neurship” by Guy Kawa­saki. [Thanks to James Gover­nor for the link.]

do you blog?

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how about you beat me up

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if you and i were gay men

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[I ori­gi­nally said this to a female friend of mine. Yes, it got an inte­res­ting reac­tion.]
[UPDATE:] A “cul­tu­ral ste­reoty­ping” debate is raging in the com­ments sec­tion. Rock on.

most bloggers are assholes

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January 3, 2006

gape into the void

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[This is the car­toon that ins­pi­red the name “gaping­void”. I drew it way back when, in college. Click on image to enlarge.]

cumbria

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This pic­ture was taken from my office win­dow a few days ago.
And peo­ple ask me why I live in Cum­bria…?

January 2, 2006

why write about web 2.0

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[Bonus Link:] Wired does a great pro­file of Jason Cala­ca­nis.
A lot of peo­ple don’t quite “get” Jason. They find him abra­sive, fast tal­king, networking-obessessed to the point of patho­lo­gi­cal.
Wha­te­ver. I hung out with him a lot last June in Copenha­gen. I thought he was char­ming com­pany. Sure, he’s intense, but that’s a good thing in my book.
As the Wired article explains, Jason has had a lot of suc­cess in 2005. I must say I’m utterly deligh­ted for him.
Con­grats on the last twelve months, Jason. It’s peo­ple like you that make the Blo­gopshere so damn interesting.

thank you for teaching me nothing useful

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[Bonus Link:] Guar­dian article by Jeff Jar­vis about “Tag­ging”. A good intro­duc­tion if you don’t know much about it– What it does and why it’s impor­tant etc.
Tag­ging has impli­ca­tions that extend FAR beyond the blo­gosphere. Right, Sig?
[Bonus Link:] Oh, and if you STILL don’t know what RSS is, this BBC article offers about as good an intro to new­bies as I’ve ever seen.

stormhoek on adrants

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Adrants pic­ked up the “Blog­ging Dou­bles Stormhoek Sales” story. Thanks, Steve!
He has a good synop­sis of it:

To dou­ble sales inside of a year can’t pos­si­blely come from a few more peo­ple drin­king a cou­ple of bott­les of wine. It can, howe­ver, come from a vastly impro­ved inter­nal atti­tude and sales pro­cess. The sim­ple fact that the wine was out there and was being blog­ged about became part of the story telling sales process.

Rock on.

January 1, 2006

disrupt or die

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A suc­cess­ful adver­ti­sing crea­tive asked me this ques­tion a few months ago:

TV clearly is not the magic bullet it once was for adver­ti­sers. It’s been on the wane for quite some time now.
And people’s atten­tion is splin­te­ring in many dif­fe­rent direc­tions. The online world being the big­gest bene­fi­ciary of BIG TV’s demise. No argu­ment there. But as an award-winning Super­bowl ad wri­ting type, can someone tell me how blog­ging spe­ci­fi­cally could help let’s say, the likes of Bud­wei­ser who need to reach a mass audience?

My res­ponse at the time (to the industry as a whole, not to him per se) was my usual, “Have a nice death, Dino­saur”.
But having some time to think about it, here’s another thought.
As I’ve said before, in terms of mar­ke­ting, blogs are not selling chan­nels, they are dis­rup­tion chan­nels.
And when I talk about dis­rup­tion, I’m tal­king about the dis­rup­tion of the com­pany, not the dis­rup­tion of the poten­tial cus­to­mers’ purcha­sing beha­vior.
So to Madi­son Ave­nue, let me ask the ques­tion:
So you want to build a blog for your client. What part of their com­pany are you trying to dis­rupt? And what makes you think they’re going to let you?
If you don’t know the ans­wer, your client doesn’t need you to build them a blog.
[UPDATE:] Euan Sem­ple adds a thought:

What Hugh says applies just as much IMHO to the use of blogs inside orga­ni­sa­tions. If you don’t face dis­rup­tion, don’t see the bene­fits of dis­rup­tion or don’t think you can handle dis­rup­tion then don’t go near social com­pu­ting tools in your busi­ness.
I have had a num­ber of con­ver­sa­tions recently with peo­ple along the lines of “Why should we get into social com­pu­ting when we already know what we do, know what needs to be done and know how to do it”. I don’t know what world they are living in but it is cer­tainly one which I have never experienced.

did you blog any of it

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hacking gmail

My favo­rite tech wri­ter, Ben Ham­mers­ley has a new book coming out:

Hac­king Gmail
Covers tur­ning Gmail into an online hard drive for bac­king up files, using it as a blog­ging tool, and even crea­ting cus­to­mi­zed Gmail tools and hacks.

sleeping with all the right people

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My first dra­wing of the New Year. I’m not sure what that sig­ni­fies. Heh.
I actually sta­yed in last night. Had two glas­ses of wine then went to bed just after mid­night. Ins­tead, Tho­mas and I have elec­ted to cele­brate in the pub this after­noon. Nothing majorly fes­tive, we’re both too busy.
My father tells me that, gro­wing up in the High­lands of Scot­land, they didn’t really cele­brate Christ­mas when he was a child. Kids got pre­sents in the mor­ning, but then every­body went back to work in the after­noon. New Year’s was the big holi­day for them.
I really like that idea.