December 31, 2005

ten simple rules for dating my daughter (cont.)

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I’m not sure if I made myself clear the other day:
You MUST go read “Mr. Yoest’s Ten Sim­ple Rules for Dating My Daugh­ter”.

If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shot­gun, a sho­vel, and a half acre behind the house. Do not tri­fle with me.

I just finished re-reading it, tears of laugh­ter rolling down my face.
Do it now. This is not a request.

5 Responses to “ten simple rules for dating my daughter (cont.)”

  1. larry borsato says:
    December 31, 2005 at 2:53 pm

    Ten sim­ple rules.

    I don’t have a daugh­ter, but if I did I’d cer­tainly be using <a href=“http://www

  2. Stephan H. Wissel says:
    December 31, 2005 at 3:32 pm

    There is the “Dating my sons” ver­sion as well:
    http://www.wissel.net/__48256D620048177D.nsf/plinks/SHWL-63V9K6 :-) stw

  3. Aphrodite Swinger says:
    January 2, 2006 at 6:34 am

    Happy new year

  4. Barry Ritholtz says:
    January 2, 2006 at 5:59 pm

    The great line form Clue­less was:
    “Anything hap­pens to my daugh­ter, I got a .45 and a sho­vel, I doubt any­body would miss you.”

  5. Random Thoughts says:
    January 7, 2006 at 6:36 am

    Flag­ged Artic­les #5

    Ok, so I’m way late with this. I’ll blame CES… Anyhow, here is my list of some “inte­res­ting” artic­les for the week ending Decem­ber 31, 2005: Hugh Mac­leod works his magic — David Sifry. Good and Bad Procrastinators — Paul…