December 31, 2005

ten simple rules for dating my daughter (cont.)

I’m not sure if I made myself clear the other day:
You MUST go read “Mr. Yoest’s Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter”.

If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and a half acre behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

I just finished re-reading it, tears of laughter rolling down my face.
Do it now. This is not a request.

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5 Responses to “ten simple rules for dating my daughter (cont.)”

  1. Ten simple rules.

    I don’t have a daughter, but if I did I’d certainly be using

  2. The great line form Clueless was:
    “Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.”

  3. Flagged Articles #5

    Ok, so I’m way late with this. I’ll blame CES… Anyhow, here is my list of some “interesting” articles for the week ending December 31, 2005: Hugh Macleod works his magic – David Sifry. Good and Bad Procrastinators – Paul…