Archive for November, 2005

November 29, 2005

with porn, all things are possible.

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I was having a long con­ver­sa­tion with a friend last night about “Busi­ness Porn”:

Busi­ness Porn is just like Ordi­nary Porn or Real Estate Porn, except ins­tead of it being about the women we wished we could sleep with, or the hou­ses we wish we owned, it’s about all those cool, luc­ra­tive, exci­ting jobs and busi­nes­ses that we wish we had, ins­tead of the nor­mal, tedious, sch­leppy crap most of us end up doing to pay the bills.

Does your blog suf­fer from low traf­fic? It’s pro­bably because there’s not enough porn on it. Sex Porn, Real Estate Porn, Wine Porn, Biz Porn, Emo­tio­nal Porn, it doesn’t mat­ter.

Porn = Traf­fic.
Porn = Mar­ke­ting.
Porn = Sales.

With Porn, all things are pos­si­ble.
So now you know.

November 28, 2005

“News Flash: Most wines do not get better with age.”

Jason over at Stormhoek wri­tes a very long post about why “Fresh­ness”, the key atti­bute to the brand “is not a gim­mick, nor is it simply a sales tool. It is a cri­ti­cal indi­ca­tor of wine qua­lity, par­ti­cu­larly in whi­tes.”
It’s a very long post, but it’s key to adding subs­tance to our sch­tick i.e. Qua­lity has to mat­ter in this equa­tion. It’s too easy to get carried away with all the Cluetrain/Hugh­train stuff and lose sight of the fact that yes, for the money, it’s actually a very good pro­duct.
Yes, we’re still giving away the

gapingvoid in the guardian

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I was men­tio­ned in an article today in the Media Guar­dian [regis­tra­tion requi­red]. And they had my photo in the paper ver­sion.

There is a huge schism bet­ween the world of blog­ging, which has evol­ved a lan­guage and com­mu­nity all of its own, and the rest of the world, which thinks that blogs are mostly tri­vial forms of com­mu­ni­ca­tion, lar­gely devo­ted to pic­tu­res of the writer’s cat and read only by said writer’s friends and family.
But the refu­se­niks are being won over. The num­ber of blogs — loo­sely defi­ned as cheap, easily-created web­si­tes con­tai­ning infor­ma­tion pos­ted in chro­no­lo­gi­cal order — is rising expo­nen­tially. A recent sur­vey by web-tracking firm Tech­no­rati found that the num­ber of blogs in exis­tence dou­bles every five months.
Blog evan­ge­lists such as Hugh Mac­Leod, car­too­nist, for­mer ad crea­tive and blog­ger via Gapingvoid.com, say that blog­ging has tra­di­tio­nal media run­ning sca­red. And cer­tainly this opi­nion is borne out by recently depar­ted Finan­cial Times edi­tor Andrew Gowers, who at the begin­ning of Novem­ber bran­ded news­pa­pers as the 21st cen­tury equi­va­lent of the vinyl record shop and the inter­net in all its gui­ses as the way forward.

If you’re any­wehere near a Bri­tish new­sa­gents, check it out.
[Bonus Link:] From B.L. Och­man: “Don’t they have fact chec­kers at the New York Times any­more?“

While I’m deligh­ted to see that mains­tream media is cove­ring blog­ging, they still have a “gee whiz” atti­tude about blog­ging as a source of income or a mar­ke­ting tool. And, because they seem not to be know­led­gea­ble about the role of blogs in cor­po­rate mar­ke­ting or the role of adver­ti­sing in blogs, they make fac­tual mis­ta­kes in their articles.

san francisco

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I’m in Lon­don today, going back home tomo­rrow (Thank God).
Inte­res­ting: The terri­tory that English Cut is gro­wing the fas­test seems to be our San Fran­cisco mar­ket. Tra­di­tio­nally, New York is the big­gest US mar­ket for Savile Row, but we seem to have got­ten this West Coast selling-virus star­ted.
Yes, the inter­net chan­ges everything. I sup­pose what thrills me the most about it is being able to create one’s own busi­ness model so easily, and not have to sla­vishly follow what the com­pe­ti­tion is doing (and has been doing, for the last two hun­dred years).
English Cut ope­ra­tes on Savile Row, but we don’t have our own shop there. Ins­tead we rent space in other people’s shops on a per-use basis (this is actually a very com­mon prac­tice among the tai­lors– a tai­lor who makes for the Sul­tan of Bru­nei doesn’t have his own shop, either). We’ve never inten­ded to have our own shop. A per­ma­nent address on Savile Row will set you back a cou­ple of hun­dred thou­sand dollars per year. A per­ma­nent weblog address will set you back a cou­ple of hun­dred dollars’ worth of band­width per year.
Which one would you rather have?

November 26, 2005

recommended reading

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I’m in Stockholm, teaching a crash course in blog­ging to some stu­dents.
Rather than just ratt­ling off a laundry list of what to do, ins­tead I’m going to give you a list of blog­gers who I rate highly. Read them reguarly, and after a while you should dis­co­ver why what they do works so well.
1. Jeff Jar­vis. A for­mer jour­na­list, Jeff is best known for his com­men­ta­ries on the chan­ging face of the media busi­ness. Very little hap­pens in this space that Jeff doesn’t notice, soo­ner than most.
2. Robert Sco­ble. The chief blog­ger at Mic­ro­soft. He also co-authored an exce­llent book on cor­po­rate blog­ging with Shel Israel, called “Naked Con­ver­sa­tions”. What’s most inte­res­ting about him is the affect his blog has on the inter­nal Mic­ro­soft cul­ture, ver­sus the “exter­nal con­ver­sa­tion”. This has all to do with what I call “The Porous Mem­brane”.
3. Doc Searls. A great visio­nary. Co-authored “The Clue­train Mani­festo”, the semi­nal book on how the inter­net will affect mar­kets, and huma­nity in gene­ral.
4. Seth Godin. Pro­bably the most dis­tinc­tive voice on mar­ke­ting in the blo­gosphere.
5. Loic Le Meur. French entre­pre­neur and Euro­pean head of Six Apart, the blog soft­ware com­pany.
6. Fred Wil­son. New York ven­ture capi­ta­list. Wri­tes enga­gingly about this most mys­ti­fied of busi­nes­ses.
7. Jason Cala­ca­nis. He just sold his blog­ging com­pany, Weblog­sInc to AOL for a small for­tune. Fast-talking an highly opi­nio­na­ted, the one thing you can’t call him is “boring”.
8. Tom Coa­tes. Pro­bably the most res­pec­ted blog­ger in the U.K., and right­fully so.
9. English Cut. The blog of my busi­ness part­ner, Tho­mas Mahon. Tho­mas is arguably one of the top dozen tai­lors in the world, and works on Savile Row. Last January I con­vin­ced him to start a blog, which totally trans­for­med his busi­ness within only a few months. He’s my best case study for crea­ting what I call the “Glo­bal Mic­ro­brand”.
10. Manolo the Shoe Blog­ger. Manolo Loves the Shoes!
11. Tech­no­rati. This is a web­site that tracks “con­ver­sa­tions” in the blo­gosphere. If you have a blog, I’d make sure you’re sig­ned up with them.
12. What soft­ware to use: This blog is powe­red by Mova­ble Type. I like it. Other soft­ware that I rate highly is Type­pad and Word­Press.
13. [Bonus Link:] Robert Scoble’s blo­groll. Yes, he reads a lot of them.
[AND IN OTHER NEWS:] Looks like one of my wee car­toons just made Page Two of the New York Times Busi­ness Sec­tion. Rock on, Bud­get Rent-A-Car and B.L. Och­man.

November 25, 2005

sweden

Off to Stockholm for the wee­kend. Back Sunday/Monday. Blog­ging light till then.
[NOTE TO SELF:] Busy times. Aaaargh.

November 23, 2005

post-hughtrain

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Kathy Sie­rra recently asked me, “So what comes next, after Hugh­train?“
Good ques­tion. The Hugh­train was writ­ten last year when I was still in the tra­di­tio­nal advertising/marketing world. I no lon­ger am. It was writ­ten as something to sell to other peo­ple. In the end I ended up just using it myself.
I want to keep making dra­wings [which is not the same thing as pos­ting them online, by the way]. I want to keep selling suits. I want to keep selling wine.
I want to keep going to the local pub with Tho­mas twice a week, and to our favo­rite Chi­nese res­tau­rant once a week.
I want to spend less time slee­ping in hotel beds, more time slee­ping in the bed of this cer­tain Cum­brian girl I know.
I have no idea where blog­ging fits into all of this. That might be a good thing.

the blogvertising cancer starts to spread…

The Assi­mi­la­ted Negro is using rap music and blog­ging to pimp mine­ral water. Rock on.

November 21, 2005

the sex & cash theory (cont.)

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Well over a year since it was first published, I’m noti­cing a lot of peo­ple still lin­king to “The Sex & Cash Theory”, which was a chap­ter in “How To Be Crea­tive”.
Funny how things take on a life of their own…
[Bonus Link:] Manolo the Shoe Blog­ger now has t-shirts. You must buy. And buy. And buy again. Buy and never stop.
[Also:] Con­grats to Alis­tair Shrimp­ton (for­merly head UK honcho at Six Apart) for his new job at Skype. Rock on.

the perpetual selling virus

English Cut just got a story for the second time on U.S. Public Radio’s “Mar­ket­place”:

“Spea­king of Bes­poke“
Goodbye busi­ness casual. Hello busi­ness suit. Want to out-dapper the other guy? English hand-made suits are all the rage.

Big-Media atten­tion is fine & dandy. Good for cre­di­bilty and cachet etc.
But if I had to choose one or the other, I’d much rather have high Goo­gle ran­kings. No ques­tion.
Big Media offers the short-lived spike in blog traf­fic. High Goo­gle ran­kings offer the per­pe­tual selling virus.

November 20, 2005

metatara

Some inte­res­ting thoughts from Tara Hunt to do with meta­data and tags. Clay Shirky men­tio­ned. Pay atten­tion, Sig.
[Great quote from Shirky:] “Calling these labels TAGS wor­ked because the word TAG is right on the edge of desc­rip­tive and strange.”

share the stormhoek love, blogosphere!

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Ins­pi­red by the new Chee­rios cam­paign, mem­bers of the Blo­gosphere are invi­ted to go to the Stormhoek Wiki and share their “Stormhoek Sto­ries” with ever­yone. [Thanks to Mar­ke­ting­Mon­ger for the link.]
That’s right, Blog­gers– the groovy cats at Stormhoek Wine have gene­rously and gra­ciously diver­ted some resour­ces from their busy, luc­ra­tive enter­prise to allow you, The Con­su­mer, an oppor­tu­nity to tell the world how much you like everybody’s favo­rite South Afri­can Love­mark. Rock on.
[Any user-generated con­tent that doesn’t directly serve Stormhoek’s agenda will be ins­tantly dele­ted, of course.]

November 19, 2005

do the math…

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Remem­ber the wee blog cam­paign I wor­ked on for Bud­get Rent-A-Car a few weeks ago?
From Media­post:

Scott Dea­ver, Budget’s chief mar­ke­ting offi­cer, said the entire con­test and pro­mo­tion – inc­lu­ding the $160,000 in prize money–cost less than a sin­gle 30-second spot on a highly rated TV show.

Do the math.
[Henry Cope­land has some click-through metrics here.]

details magazine…?

Someone from New York left Tho­mas a very gar­bled mes­sage on his ans­we­ring machine, so I’m doing a little follow-up inves­ti­ga­ting.
From what we could unders­tand, it appears English Cut was men­tio­ned in the Novem­ber issue of Details Maga­zine [U.S. Edi­tion].
Being in the UK, I have no way of con­fir­ming this. Are there any Ame­ri­can Details rea­ders out there who can help me find out? Thanks.
[Bonus Link:] Ori­gins of the word “Pitch” (as in, “to pitch an idea” etc):

This ori­gi­na­ted during the Spa­nish Inqui­si­tion. Tor­que­mada, one of its lea­ders would tell impri­so­ned playw­rights that if they could inte­rest him in an idea, he would let them live long enough to write it. If not, they were drop­ped into a large vat (or pitch) of boi­ling tar, hence the term ‘pitch.’

November 18, 2005

intoxicated

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The groovy cats at Craven’s, a medium-sized ad agency in New­castle just com­mis­sio­ned me to draw some car­toons for their web­site and in-house colla­te­ral.
Pro­bably the coo­lest thing were the new busi­ness cards. The staff could indi­vi­dually pick any design they wan­ted from the twenty or so dra­wings I did for them. Private-label blog­cards, as it were. The car­toon above is one of them.
Jamie Warde-Aldham, the Crea­tive Direc­tor is a good friend of mine, who I occa­sio­nally free­lan­ced for during my pre-blogging days. Craven’s and I go back a long time. Rock on.

robert scoble’s business card

Robert Sco­ble has a new busi­ness card. I must say it looks very fami­liar [Thanks to Trench Talk for the link].
[Bonus Link:] Inter­view with Shel Israel about the book he co-authored with Robert, “Naked Con­ver­sa­tions”. Inter­view Topic: the impact of blogs on adver­ti­sing and mar­ke­ting.
[btw:] I’ve read the book. It’s great. Well-written and very, very smart.
Their publishers kindly sent me an advance copy. You can read pretty much all of it on the Naked Con­ver­sa­tions blog. Or you can order it from Amazon.

million dollar homepage 2.0

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Too funny. This would have to qua­lify for the “Biza­rre Blog Post of The Month” Award.
An old college friend of mine, Talia Chan­non (who was intro­du­ced to me by Dave Mac­ken­zie, fun­nily enough), has a film pro­ject in the works. Here’s the PR blurb:

Follo­wing in the foots­teps of a start­lingly sim­ple online mar­ke­ting scheme launched this year, two UK screenw­ri­ters are rai­sing funds online to deve­lop their fea­ture films.
Screenw­ri­ters Talia Chan­non and Lee Curle of Lucre Films have launched PixelYourShops.com, a site based on the suc­cess­ful Million Dollar Home­page, deve­lo­ped by 21-year-old UK stu­dent Alex Tew. Indi­vi­duals and busi­nes­ses pay $1 per pixel (sold in 100-pixel blocks) to adver­tise them­sel­ves on the web­site for five years, and Lucre Films keeps the funds.
The site has the poten­tial to raise $1m.
Michel Shane and Anthony Romano, who pre­viously ser­ved as exe­cu­tive pro­du­cers on Catch Me if You Can and I, Robot, are attached to pro­duce Lucre

“saving the net from the pipeholders”

Doc Searls says:

It’s pro­bably the lon­gest post I’ve ever put up on the Web. It’s cer­tainly the most impor­tant. And not just to me.

If you care about the inter­net, I would strongly recom­mend you go read Doc’s “Saving The Net From The Pipehol­ders”. And if you have a blog, I would ask you to please help spread the word by lin­king to it. This stuff mat­ters. Thanks.

November 16, 2005

an open letter to bill gates

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Dear Bill,
One of your more groovy and well-known emplo­yees, Robert Sco­ble called the little South Afri­can wine com­pany I work for, Stormhoek, “Microsoft’s Real Com­pe­ti­ton”. [This was in res­ponse to an ear­lier blog post of mine.]
Of course I was deligh­ted. Good PR for Stormhoek etc, plus I was get­ting tired of always hea­ring you guys just men­tio­ned in the same breath as Goo­gle or Apple. I mean, give some­body else a turn, C’mon.
Of course, the “Stormhoek vs Red­mond” idea left a few peo­ple going “Huh?“
Small wine com­pany? Big soft­ware com­pany? Com­pe­ti­tors? What’s up with that?
Frankly, methinks what sepe­ra­tes us are minor tech­ni­ca­li­ties. Size isn’t everything. After all, unlike Mic­ro­soft, we don’t have an army of folk on the pay­roll. Not do we have an army of sharhol­ders to keep happy. Both are a royal pain to keep on board. Small has its advan­ta­ges. We like that. “Mea­ning Sca­les”.
Secondly, at the end of the day, we’re both com­pe­ting for the same thing.
We’re both com­pe­ting for other people’s money. We’ve both got bills to pay.
More impor­tantly, we’re both com­pe­ting for what they call “Con­ver­sa­tion Share”. Peo­ple have a choice; they can spend their limi­ted time on earth tal­king about the X-Box, or tal­king about a small vine­yard in South Africa. Their choice, not ours. All we can do is make their choice easier to make in our favor, using what limi­ted resour­ces we have. And that in turn sus­tains our mar­kets. That in turn allows us to meet pay­roll.
And yes, both Mic­ro­soft and Stormhoek are ulti­ma­tely selling the same thing. We’re both selling stuff that allows peo­ple to inte­ract with each other more easily. Both soft­ware and wine are forms of social lubru­cant. At the end of the day, “Other Peo­ple” is all we have.
You’re a smart guy; none of this stuff will be alien to you. But it’s alien to much of the wine busi­ness, and dare I say, busi­ness in gene­ral. A lot of peo­ple get into the wine busi­ness to escape the real world– leave the rat race and open a vin­yard etc etc. We’re trying to do the exact oppo­site. We want to kick some butt. We want to dis­rupt the mar­ket we’re in. We want to prove a point. Soft­ware or booze, it isn’t what you do, it’s the way that you do it.
And yeah, if either Mic­ro­soft or Stormhoek ever for­gets this stuff, we’re dead. When Robert Sco­ble talks about Microsoft’s Job Num­ber One should not be “Making Pro­ducts”, but “Thri­lling Cus­to­mers”, he’s not just tal­king about soft­ware. He could be tal­king about wine just as easily. ANY per­son in busi­ness should have the same goal. It isn’t roc­ket science. Again, “Mea­ning Sca­les”.
Good luck in Red­mond. Loo­king for­ward to seeing Vista when it comes out.
Gods­peed,
Hugh Mac­Leod
http://www.gapingvoid.com
Cum­bria, UK

November 15, 2005

thoughts on cartooning

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[This car­toon has an inte­res­ting backs­tory.]
A cou­ple of weeks ago I wrote about losing my car­too­ning mojo.
Then sud­denly, mere days after I made that post I star­ted get­ting it back. Been dra­wing a lot lately. More than that, I’ve been dra­wing with a lot more inten­sity than I had been for ages.
“Crea­tive Mojo” is a funny one. As soon as you think you’ve got it, you start losing it. And as soon as you think you’re losing it, it starts coming back again.
Yes, I find it infu­ria­ting.
I’ll be pos­ting more new work soon, as soon as I buy a new scan­ner (current one is bug­ge­red.) Rock on.

stormhoek label update

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[The back label of a Stormhoek bottle, with the wee semi­circle “Fesh­ness Indi­ca­tor”.]
A cou­ple of days ago, in order to drive the thin­king about the Stormhoek pro­ject for­ward, I star­ted a little impromptu “New Label Design” con­test.
Wow. It gene­ra­ted over fifty com­ments and about two dozen e-mail sub­mis­sions.
Thanks a lot for ever­yone who con­tri­bu­ted to it. Seriously.
One per­son, Miche­lle, left a pretty inte­res­ting com­ment:

So sorry Hugh, don’t want to burst your bub­ble — but you pro­bably should have given peo­ple some boun­da­ries to work within. I work in the wine industry and the label is one of the most regu­la­ted areas in the industry. The last thing you want to do is spend time and money on a label only to find it won’t be appro­ved for sale in say the UK or US!! It’s all well and good to think outside the square — but it’s worth kno­wing your limi­ta­tions too.

Well the good news is, we know all about wine label regu­la­tions and know how to work within them. But the pur­pose here wasn’t to save money on lable design– the pur­pose here was more of an inte­llec­tual exer­cise bet­ween my rea­ders and myself in order to shake things up a bit.
It’s hard to know what other peo­ple are thin­king unless you ask them first.
So where are we now? We’re still sif­ting through all the great ideas we recei­ved. Lots to think about. But this is what we’re currently thin­king:
At the back of every bottle there’s a wee semi-circle called “The Fresh­ness Indi­ca­tor” (It’s that little green & yellow thing in the photo). Basi­cally it tells you the dates when the wine is at its best to drink, i.e. when it’s at its freshest. Ins­tead of saying “Best before Octo­ber, 2006″, it tells you “Best drunk bet­ween Febu­rary and Octo­ber, 2006″. It’s a nice little device that works, and works well.
A few weeks ago we were at a con­su­mer wine show, pou­ring out free sam­ples (Yay! Free Alcohol!), telling peo­ple all about the wine, and the Fresh­ness Indi­ca­tor is the part of the story every­body see­med to click on right away.
There are only three snags.

1. It’s small. Almost invi­si­ble. And yet it’s so cen­tral to what the whole “Fresh­ness Mat­ters” sch­tick is all about.
2. It’s on the back of the bottle. You don’t see it until you’ve got the bottle in your hand and are already rea­ding the back label.
3. It’s not exactly a [cough] classy design.

So we are thin­king:

1. Make it big and easy to read.
2. Make it the cen­tral motif on the front wine label.
3. Make the design more plea­sing to the eye. Classy and enga­ging etc. After all, even at the $10 price point, wine is aspirational.

At the wine show, we were telling the Stormhoek story the Fesh­ness Indi­ca­tor etc, and peo­ple liked it. But it was taking thirty seconds to ver­bally trans­mit.
We need to visually tell the same story, in the super­mar­ket aisle, in three seconds or less.
Is it a risky stra­tegy? Of course. Maybe peo­ple won’t dig it, espe­cially the wine snobs/geeks. But maybe there’s more peo­ple out there who are loo­king for the “Smar­ter Con­ver­sa­tion” thing, than are out there trying to do the wine-snob geek thing.
But a wee voice tells me if this works, it’ll REALLY work. Far bet­ter than the stan­dard cutesy-designer-aspirational wine label you nor­mally see.
And if not, we’re scre­wed. But hey, that’s usually the way.
Regard­less, the con­ver­sa­tion moves for­ward. The Label Design pro­ject with the blo­gosphere moves to Phase Two. Any thoughts?

November 14, 2005

fannelli’s

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This car­toon is tit­led “Fannelli’s”. From my “About” page. That post gives some back­ground on how I got into the whole “car­toons drawn on the back of busi­ness cards” thing:

Decem­ber 29th, 1997. Fanelli’s, on Prince and Mer­cer in SoHo, is one of the great bars in Manhat­tan. I had been in New York only a cou­ple of days when I found myself there, drin­king hea­vily.
I no lon­ger drink much, howe­ver at the time I had this idea that seriously heavy drin­king was essen­tial in order to enjoy New York pro­perly. I don’t think I was wrong, either.
Around mid­night at the bar I bump into an old acquain­tance of mine from Chi­cago, Mark Mann. He had moved to New York about 3 months pre­viously to do something with his film career. He is one of the fun­niest and most inte­res­ting peo­ple I know, but at the time I didn’t know that. We were quite sus­pi­cious of each other for the lon­gest time before we admit­ted that we actually were friends.

Today I rea­li­sed that it’s been almost eight years since I star­ted wor­king with the busi­ness card for­mat [I got going with it in Decem­ber, 1997]. Wow. Time flies etc.
I often won­der if, had I known back then that it would take me this long to get them to this point, would I have bothe­red doing it in the first place?
Actually, that’s a bit of a moot point. I honestly never expec­ted anything much to hap­pen with it. Just one more dumb hobby from one more des­pon­dent Madi­son Ave­nue barfly.
Funny how things turn out sometimes.

thoughts on “fine art”

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One of the major pro­jects I’ve got going on the side is selling the car­toon ori­gi­nals, as “art” and/or “collector’s items” etc etc.
Frankly, I don’t like selling them much. I espe­cially don’t like selling them to fellow blog­gers. I much pre­fer just ran­domly giving them away for free, at blog­ging events, geek din­ners and what­not. Which pro­bably explains why I rarely write about that side of the busi­ness on gaping­void.
That being said, there is a small mar­ket for them. And it seems to be gro­wing. Here are some ini­tial thoughts:
1. Selling art is a long-term thing. Per­cei­ved value takes a while to ges­tate. Deca­des. Jack­son Pollack never sold a pain­ting for more than $900 when he was alive. They’re worth millions now.
2. It doesn’t mat­ter what the art cri­tics think. Look, they’re “car­toons drawn on the back of busi­ness cards”. I call them that for a rea­son. I don’t call them “art” for a rea­son. They are what they are. Peo­ple either get it or they don’t. And if they don’t, nobody cares.
3. Trans­pa­rency? Ha. The upper end of the art mar­ket is very screwy. Anybody’s who’s in it has something to hide. “Awash with luna­tic scum­bags” is a phrase that most rea­dily comes to mind.
That being said, I don’t need the money, nor do I care if I sell them or not. So there’s only so much power that scene can have over me.
4. I would reco­men­dend rea­ding Mark Kos­tabi. His column for Art­net, advice for artist trying to con­quer the art world, is bru­tally honest, lucid and bri­lliant. Whether you like his work it not is irre­le­vant.
5. I like selling the ori­gi­nals for large amounts of money. Or like I said, giving them away for free. It’s the in-between I find a com­plete waste of time.
6. Much of the art world is fue­lled by the “Com­pli­city of Des­pe­ra­tion”. I’ll leave it to you to figure out what I mean by that.
7. “Roman­tic Artist Lifestyle Shit” can spur you on ini­tially. But it beco­mes an impe­di­ment all-too-quickly.
8. The inter­net is a great place to sell art, but there other alter­na­ti­ves. Ima­gine a large net­work of high-end galle­ries, scat­te­red around the globe like con­fetti, all doing my bid­ding. Yes, indeed.
9. Mixing art and com­merce suc­cess­fully is impos­si­ble. Unless com­merce is an inte­gral part of the art. Which is what made Warhol so won­der­ful.
10. Mixing art and real life suc­cess­fully is impos­si­ble. Peo­ple who think other­wise nor­mally fail in both.

wee update…

It’s Mon­day mor­ning, and I’m in Lon­don, having been down here for the wee­kend. Catching the train home this after­noon.
Thanks Every­body, for all the won­der­ful feed­back on the Stormhoek label. Very help­ful, indeed. Will write more on that very soon.
Lots going on…

November 10, 2005

the stormhoek label design: “why shouldn’t a small wine company see apple or google as its competition?”

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So here’s where we are with Stormhoek.
We’ve got a great litte wine from South Africa, which I’ve been blog­ging about.
Then we sent out some bott­les to other blog­gers, no strings attached, to see what they had to say about it. As they’re fond of saying in the blo­gosphere, to start a con­ver­sa­tion.
I did this not because I wan­ted to turn blog­gers into wine pimps, but because, hey, I thought it would be fun. I thought it would be disup­tive. I thought it would be my kind of thing.
So far it’s wor­king. The groovy cats at Stormhoek are happy. By inte­rac­ting with the blo­gosphere [I call it “Taking the Clue­train seriously”], it’s chan­ging the way the com­pany see them­sel­ves, and the the way the wine trade sees them.
It’s chan­ging the brand. It’s evol­ving the brand. Sales are up. Good things are hap­pe­ning, whether they want them to or not.
So what’s next?
The bottle design.
99% of peo­ple who go into wine shops do not read blogs. They’ve never heard of Stormhoek. A very small per­cen­tage may have read about it in the mains­tream press (a lot of Bri­tish wine wri­ters like it, hap­pily for us), but who can remem­ber all those wine names you see in the Sun­day papers? Sure, all the Cluetrain/Hugh­train stuff I’m doing for them is great for “The Inter­nal Con­ver­sa­tion” and “The Porous Mem­brane” etc etc, but as I’ve said again and again, 95% of Stormhoek’s mar­ke­ting to the cus­to­mer hap­pens on the super­mar­ket shelf, in three seconds or less.
We need a new bottle design. A new label. Something that JUST. ISN’T. ABOUT. THE. FRICKIN’. WINE.
[btw: This is what the current bottle designs look like.]
I told Nick Dymoke-Marr the Mana­ging Direc­tor of Stormhoek: “You’re not com­pe­ting with Jacob’s Creek or Blos­som Hill. You’re com­pe­ting with Goo­gle and Mic­ro­soft and Apple and Skype.
Yes, the pro­duct cate­gory is always irre­vel­vant. It’s not what you do, it’s the way that you do it etc etc.
So I’m now on the hunt for a label & bottle design that bet­ter reflects the whole post-Cluetrain/Hughtrain sch­tick that Stormhoek is slowly beco­ming inter­nally, that tele­graphs this ins­tantly to the exter­nal mar­ket.
Why shouldn’t a small wine com­pany see Apple or Goo­gle as its com­pe­ti­tion? Think how more inte­res­ting the world would be if more small, non-techie com­pa­nies thought the same.
I’m loo­king for a new “look” for the bottle that sits there on the super­mar­ket shelf. The look may require a new label a new bottle, or both. Something that con­veys everything I’ve been tal­king about above.
Something that con­veys what the brand is beco­ming in this crazy, post-Cluetrain, wired age of ours.
So here’s the deal. Ins­tead of the usual going to a graphic desig­ners and giving them a for­mal “Cluetrain-savvy” brief (which 95% of them wouldn’t unders­tand proeply, any­way) I thought I’d start the con­ver­sa­tion by asking The Blo­gosphere if they have any ideas.
No, you don’t have to be a graphic desig­ner. An idea that works on the back of a cock­tail nap­kin is just fine by me.
It’s the idea, not the exe­cu­tion, that inte­rests me at the moment.
Any­body who comes up with the win­ning idea, an idea we can actually run with, we’ll pay them

November 8, 2005

golden micro-geese

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Jeff Jar­vis has a nice post here on the Apple iPod now being the latest form of adver­ti­sing media.
Jeff has a phrase he likes to use called “Explo­ding Media”. This means media whose audience is frag­men­ting very quickly.
And with media explo­ding, old-style media com­pa­nies are implo­ding. As Jeff explains in his com­ment sec­tion:

I think cer­tain old-media com­pa­nies are indeed implo­ding. News­pa­per com­pa­nies are having a bad time… NBC ain�t happy.
Time War­ner stock isn�t moving for a rea­son (he said unhap­pily since he still owns the shit-on-a-certificate): cable will shrink v. the inter­net; maga­zi­nes are stag­nant; AOL is hot again only com­pa­red to how deathly cold it was�
Some will be smart. Some will be stu­pid. Media as a whole will expand and explode and that doesn�t mean that the old pla­yers will or won�t be pla­ying in the future.
Everything is up for grabs. And that�s why it�s so dam­ned much fun to watch.

Jeff, it’s more than just fun to watch. It can be extre­mely pro­fi­ta­ble to watch. With the inter­net, you can adver­tise your pro­duct on a glo­bal level without nee­ding to feed the cof­fers of Time War­ner or NBC. For pen­nies on the dollar. As Clay Shirky said last year:

So for­get about blogs and blog­gers and blog­ging and focus on this — the cost and dif­fi­culty of publishing abso­lu­tely anything, by anyone, into a glo­bal medium, just got a whole lot lower. And the effects of that inc­rea­sed pool of poten­tial pro­du­cers is going to be vast.

Of course, Big-Mediaville not too happy about it. Their gol­den goose is tur­ning rusty before their eyes.
But what’s far more inte­res­ting to me is how small busi­nes­ses, in their millions, can now move in and fill the gap, fin­ding their own “Glo­bal Mic­ro­brand”. Their own gol­den micro-geese.

November 7, 2005

naughty, bad, evil skype etc.

Oh, appa­rently Skype is evil as well. Or at least, they now have a dark side. [Link via Ferg­dawg.]
Seems like there are three sta­ges in the blogosphere’s per­cei­ved busi­ness cycle.

1. Cool, Fabby, the dar­ling of the early adap­tors etc.
2. Big and evil.
3. Big, evil and dying.

So Skype is now moving from Phase One to Phase Two. But as the foun­ders are now sit­ting on their yachts, having sold the com­pany to E-Bay for qua­zi­llions, who cares?

long-term value

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A con­ver­sa­tion I’ve been having with a lot of peo­ple recently:

The long-term value of English Cut comes not from the pro­fit mar­gins of each $3,000 suit, or how brisk sales were last month. The real value comes from happy cus­to­mers, who con­ti­nue to dig what we do over the long haul. It is not uncom­mon for an esta­blished Savile Row cus­to­mer to spend twenty, fifty, a hun­dred thou­sand dollars on a war­drobe over time. A good Savile Row tai­lor will easily have a few hun­dred cus­to­mers on his books, by the time he’s esta­blished his repu­ta­tion. Do the math.

Another thing I’m fond of saying:

Blogs, when they work, are cheap and easy.

But of course, society has taught us you can “only” make money by doing stuff that is expen­sive and dif­fi­cult. To me, this explains the cul­tu­ral resis­tance blogs first encoun­te­red. Too many peo­ple had little buzzword-infested, top-down fief­doms to pro­tect.
Sure, making a hand-made suit from scratch is a pretty com­pli­ca­ted busi­ness. But does that mean the mar­ke­ting & com­mu­ni­ca­tion has to be?
[Spea­king of long-term value:] Accor­ding to the logs, Goo­gle dri­ves roughly 5 times as much traf­fic to English Cut than Yahoo. Rock on, Google.

November 3, 2005

google etc.

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Robert Scoble’s best post in a while:

We don

November 2, 2005

a gem from kathy sierra

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Great, great article from Kathy Sie­rra [one of my favo­rite blog­gers] about “Old” and “New” adver­ti­sing. Her chart [above] sums it up rather well.

powerlaw, schmowerlaw

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One of the great blog visio­na­ries and a terri­fic guy to boot, Joi Ito has drop­ped off the Tech­no­rati 100:

My Tech­no­rati ran­king has become #104 and I’ve offi­cially fallen off the Tech­no­rati top 100. Power­law, sch­mo­wer­law. If you don’t blog often or main­tain a stream of inte­res­ting con­tent your ran­king will quickly drop.

I would agree with that. There are a lot of great blog­gers out there. Joi was an very early adap­tor of bogs, I assume he’s moved on, early-adapting something else with equal vigor. It’ll be inte­res­ting to see his next move.
2005 was a watershed year for blog­gers.
2005 was the year blogs hit the mains­tream.
2005 was the year when making money via blogs became a no-brainer.
2005 was the year when the blo­gosphere became too darn big.
Yes­ter­day I was tal­king to Phil Torrone, the edi­tor of O’Reilley’s MAKE blog.
He is, like myself, a full-time pro­fes­sio­nal blog­ger.
The sub­ject of our con­ver­sa­tion: How kee­ping up with the blo­gosphere now feels like a full-time job. How actually wri­ting the blog in com­pa­ri­son is a piece of cake.
But yeah, I’m glad the whole thing has explo­ded. A lot of us bet our entire future careers on the fact that it would.

stormhoek francais

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Stormhoek’s French Blogger’s Wine Free­bie should be going out at the end of next week. Please watch your mail­bo­xes.
[BACKGROUND READING: “Wine Blog­ging As Mar­ke­ting Dis­rup­tion”.]
Like I’ve said before, Stormhoek doesn’t really export to France. As far as I know France isn’t a big des­ti­na­tion for S.A. wine in gene­ral. Not sur­pri­sing, they already have plenty vino of their own. Some of it is actually quite good.
French wine in gene­ral is going pla­ces. The industry has come a long way in the last decade or so. Seriously, a few years down the road and I could well see some French wines start giving the South Afri­cans a serious run for their money.
Watch your back, South Africa, France is on your tail.
[Bonus Link:] “Oh yeah — Stormhoek Syrah doesn’t suck. Can wine be long tail?”

November 1, 2005

the only thing

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