Archive for October, 2005

October 28, 2005

t-100



gaping­void just made the Tech­no­rati Top 100. Sit­ting at Num­ber 99, at time of wri­ting. Very cool.
[CAVEAT: “T-Rank” tends to fluc­tuate a bit, so I might not still be on the list by this time tomo­rrow, but what the hell.]

October 27, 2005

the future of marketing is being able to create stories other people will want to tell

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Over the past six months or so English Cut has sco­red a few major PR coups [thanks mainly to Dave Par­met, kudos etc.]
You would think a big PR coup [e.g. a plug in the New York Times] would have a huge and imme­diate impact on the busi­ness, but actually, not really.
Sure, there was an inc­rease in web traf­fic, but nothing major. Maybe a 50 – 100% inc­rease for a day or two, maybe a few extra sales, but then back to nor­mal.
That being said, it all helps the busi­ness long-term. A plug in a major paper is good for the brand. Peo­ple see the cre­den­tials and think, “OK, he’s been in The Times, he must be good.” This trian­gu­la­tes our brand against a trus­ted media autho­rity. Grounds it in a favo­ra­ble rea­lity etc.
This also firms up our rela­tionship with our exis­ting cus­to­mers. Seeing us men­tio­ned in the paper helps vali­date their deci­sion to give us their busi­ness. Being able to say “They were in The Times” makes them more likely to want to tell the story to other peo­ple, to spread the word, to recom­mend us to others etc. etc.
Which brings me to the major point of this post. Redu­ced to the most basic level, the main rea­son English Cut is currently gro­wing as a busi­nes is simply because peo­ple like telling the story to other peo­ple. Because they like telling it, that’s what they do. Ergo, the story spreads.
So ask your­self this ques­tion: Do peo­ple like telling your story? Seriously, when peo­ple talk about what you do for a living, do their eyes light up?
If not, you’ve got a bit of a mar­ke­ting pro­blem. Seth Godin is correct– the future of mar­ke­ting is being able to create sto­ries other peo­ple will want to tell.

smoking

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congratulations, george!

The Bud­get trea­sure hunt just announ­ced its first $10,000 win­ner.
One city down, fif­teen to go. Rock on.
[UPDATE– 8.00pm:] Win­ner Num­ber Two in Chi­cago. Con­grats, Willie!

October 25, 2005

quick links:

1. The sche­dule for Les Blogs 2.0 in Paris this Decem­ber has been pos­ted. See you there.
2. My busi­ness part­ner, Savile Row tai­lor Tho­mas Mahon was inter­vie­wed by Public Radio’s “Mar­ket­place” when he was in New York last. Appa­rently the inter­view airs tonight.
[UPDATE:] The interview’s per­ma­link is here. I’ll also post the MP3 once I can get my hands on it. Dave Par­met was aslo inter­vie­wed. Nice to hear his take on it.
[UPDATE:] When it rains, it pours. Check out the new Busi­ness­week pod­cast inter­view of Tho­mas. Just went live.
3. For­tune Maga­zine has a new blog out, called “Busi­ness Inno­va­tion”. Rock on.

October 24, 2005

the stormhoek thing

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Gives “Spon­so­red Link” a whole new mea­ning bwah ha ha ha…
What do us blog­gers like get­ting more than anything? Links, of course.
So my client, the groovy cats at Stormhoek, deci­ded to up the ante.
Here’s the deal. If you’re a blog­ger, and I link to you under “The Stormhoek Thing” ban­ner, Stormhoek will send you a com­pli­men­tary bottle of Stormhoek wine.
[CAVEAT: We can only ship bott­les to where it’s legal to do so. Which means, for exam­ple, until we get the new U.S. dis­ti­bu­tor up to speed around New Year’s, you Ame­ri­cans may have to wait a while for the bottle to arrive. Apo­lo­gies in advance.]
If you get lin­ked by “The Stormhoek Thing”, just drop me an e-mail with you mai­ling address and I’ll pass it along to Char­les, the Stormhoek guy in charge of ship­ping. With a bit of luck you’ll get your bottle via DHL [our main cou­rier] within a few days.
You’re free to have the bottle, no strings attached. No need to blog about it or anything. And yeah, if you want to blog something nega­tive about it, that’s per­fectly OK as well. Frankly, we’d pre­fer the honest feed­back, good or bad.
On one level, yeah, call it sha­me­less mar­ke­ting [Sha­me­less! Hurrah!]. On another level, the Stormhoek guys dig the whole blo­gosphere thing, and would rather blow their mar­ke­ting bud­get on us, than blo­wing it on tra­di­tio­nal media. So what the hell.
This is just an expe­ri­ment. I have no earthly idea why I’m doing this, other than I think it could be rather groovy. Wha­te­ver. Watch this space etc.
Anything else I’ve left out?
Thanks.
[The Stormhoek Thing:] First bottle goes to Suw Char­man, for wea­ring an iMachia­ve­llian t-shirt in the New York Apple Store. Hey Suw, if you want, please send me your mai­ling address. Thanks. Rock on.

does this mean the blog is now officially mainstream media?

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As you know, for the last few weeks I’ve been busy. Very busy. But it’s over now.
So… anyone fancy $10K?
The client is Bud­get, America’s third-largest car ren­tal com­pany.
Kudos to B.L. Och­man for coming up with the idea and get­ting me the car­toon gig, and to Komra Moriko for desig­ning the site.
Blo­gads’ Henry Cope­land calls it “a quan­tum leap for­ward for the medium”, and also says, “Bud­get has launched the first blue-chip mar­ke­ting cam­paign crea­ted by a blog­ger, illus­tra­ted by a blog­ger, run on blog soft­ware, adver­ti­sed exc­lu­si­vely on blogs and first repor­ted by blogs.”
Mar­ke­ting­Vox quo­tes Och­man: “There’s no press release for the game. It’s all blog, Baby.”
Steve Hall wri­tes more about it here. Steve Rubel calls it “a big test for the medium.” And Media­Bu­yer­Plan­ner says:

Ads are run­ning on about 40 of the top blogs that cover the topics of lifestyle, music, and base­ball, among others. “The point is to prove that tra­di­tio­nal media does take the news from us these days,” said Och­man. With that in mind, Bud­get has not even pre­pa­red a press release about the campaign.

By the time we’re done with them, I want Bud­get “owning” two words:
“Road” and “Trip”.
We have some other ideas in the pipe­line. Watch this space.
[NOTE TO SELF:] Does this mean the blog is now offi­cial mains­tream media?
[Bonus Link:] The num­ber of blogs Tech­no­rati is trac­king just pas­sed the 20 million mark. Wow. When I star­ted blog­ging the num­ber was less than 100K. Now that lat­ter num­ber is pretty much added to the pile every 24 hours or so.

October 23, 2005

“bernbach was wrong”

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Two weeks ago I was in Ger­many, spea­king at the Word Of Mouth Mar­ke­ting Con­fe­rence.
On Day Two of the event I gave a small speech, entit­led “Bern­bach Was Wrong”. This is what it basi­cally was about:
Bill Bern­bach, the foun­der of Doyle Dane Bern­bach, famously quip­ped back in the 1950s:

“Word of mouth is the best medium of all.”
–quo­ted in Bill Bern­bach Said (1989), DDB Needham Worldwide. 

Later the equally rek­now­ned David Ogilvy paraph­ra­sed him, to wit: “The best adver­ti­sing is Word Of Mouth”.
From these quo­tes came the current holy grail of the adver­ti­sing industry, known in the busi­ness as “Word Of Mouth”.
With tra­di­tio­nal TV and print adver­ti­sing in melt­down, sud­denly the ad industry is trying to jump on the W.O.M. band­wa­gon in the hope of saving their jobs. “Yeah, yeah! We’ll make adver­ti­sing that crea­tes word of mouth! Yeah, yeah!” etc.
So sud­denly we’re delu­ged with crazy stunts desig­ned to gene­rate word of mouth. Tur­ning up in Times Square and spra­ying peo­ple with blue paint. Using bad lan­guage. Tur­ning up the volume on sexually char­ged ima­gery. High-impact stuff. Atti­tude City. Wha­te­ver.
The amu­sing thing is, Bern­bach was wrong.
Because the best adver­ti­sing is not word of mouth. The best adver­ti­sing is “Dis­rup­ting Mar­kets”.
What does dis­rup­ting mar­kets mean? It means going into a mar­ket and chan­ging the rules of the game.
Here’s some exam­ples:

Henry Ford dis­rup­ting the idea that auto­mo­bi­les had to be expen­sive luxury items only for the very well-off.
Star­bucks dis­rup­ting the idea that fast food (or fast cof­fee) had to be ser­ved in depres­sing envi­ron­ments with orange and yellow fur­ni­ture and flou­res­cent lights that made you want to flee them within 10 minu­tes.
Har­ley David­son dis­rup­ting the idea that bikes had to be cheap and Japa­nese.
Apple dis­rup­ting thre idea that com­pu­ters had to be large main­fra­mes. iPod dis­rup­ting the idea that peo­ple wouldn’t pay for down­loads. Linux dis­rup­ting the idea that soft­ware is something you have to pay for [Thanks to cybe­rrig­ger for sug­ges­ting that last one].

Starbuck’s is a very inte­res­ting case to me. For ins­tance, ins­tead of get­ting tal­ked about by spen­ding $100 milion on a hip n’ edgy adver­ti­sing cam­paign, they inves­ted the money ins­tead in giving their cus­to­mers wifi. And this was very early on. And peo­ple tal­ked about it. A lot. And lots of peo­ple star­ted chec­king it out. And a lot of cof­fee was sold.
I can just hear some typi­cal mar­ke­ting meat­pup­pet objec­ting to it in the brains­tor­ming ses­sion:
“But we don’t want them tal­king about wifi! That’s borro­wed inte­rest! We’re not a tech com­pany, we’re a cof­fee com­pany! We want them tal­king about the great taste of Starbuck’s cof­fee good­ness!”
No, actually, you moron, peo­ple don’t want to talk about fric­kin’ Starbuck’s cof­fee good­ness. Peo­ple want to talk about wifi. So give them good wifi and you will be men­tio­ned in their con­ver­sa­tion. Don’t try to change the con­ver­sa­tion, try to improve the one they’re already having.
The trou­ble for Madi­son Ave­nue is no client is going to pay them x-million for sug­ges­ting, “Hey, maybe you should give your cus­to­mers good wifi.” So the have no incen­tive to think that way. They only have an incen­tive with ideas like, “Hey, maybe you should spend $100 million on buying hip n’ trendy TV ads, based on an idea one of our crea­ti­ves rip­ped off some obs­cure Lithua­nian ani­ma­tor…”
Their thin­king is deli­be­ra­tely limi­ted by their money-burning busi­ness model.
Like I said, Bill Bern­bach was wrong. Sorry, Bill.

October 21, 2005

english cut and american growth

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English Cut just wrap­ped up its third, and by far its most suc­cess­ful U.S. visit. Poor Tom and Lucy are exhaus­ted. Heh.
While he was there, Tom was inter­vie­wed by Businessweek’s Stephen Baker, for an upco­ming pod­cast. He was also inter­vie­wed by Public Radio’s “Mar­ket­place” for an upco­ming seg­ment. Full cre­dit goes to our PR man in New York, Dave Par­met for set­ting those up.
Meanwhile, yes­ter­day English Cut was briefly men­tio­ned yes­ter­day in the same breath as The Manolo Shoe Blog­ger (one of my favo­rite blogs) in The Guar­dian. I was so happy. [You can see the print ver­sion here. Thanks to Phag­nat for scan­ning it.]
The Manolo, of course, is an anonymously-written cha­rac­ter blog based on the famous shoe desig­ner, Manolo Blah­nik.
So it turns out the real Manolo’s press sec­re­tary isn’t too plea­sed with her good emplo­yer being paro­died, as writ­ten here in the Lon­don Times:

It�s a good thing that I chec­ked with Les­ley, Manolo Blahn�k�s trus­ted press sec­re­tary and right-hand woman, that Manolo, sorry Mr Blahn�k (she calls him this), isn�t in fact the same Manolo who desc­ri­bed John Galliano in his online blog as a �freaky little fashion troll�, or cap­tio­ned a pic­ture of Hugh Hef­ner loo­king old in a Hawaiian shirt with the words �someone call the coro­ner�. That Manolo, says Les­ley, is an impos­tor, some guy in New York who is obses­sed with shoes and uses the pseu­donym �Manolo the Shoe­blog­ger� to launch his bitchy sar­to­rial bombs.

If English Cut ever got around to buying adver­ti­sing, would we buy space in a maga­zine? A new­pa­per? TV and Radio? No way. It would be a blo­gad on the Manolo Shoe Blog. No ques­tion.
The amu­sing thing is, a cer­tain tai­lor I know (I won’t say who) used to cut suits for the real Manolo Blah­nik, back in his Ander­son & Shep­pard days. Small world.
Yep, so there’s been plenty of English Cut stuff hap­pe­ning recently. That’s always the case when Tom’s in Ame­rica.
The good thing is, we’re not trying to com­pete with the desig­ner labels. Let them worry about the fac­to­ries in China, the $40K maga­zine ads, the cele­brity free­bies, the poli­tics invol­ved with get­ting Bloomingdale’s to carry their lines, their ever-more hollow methods of trying to con­vince the une­du­ca­ted that their stuff is the real deal.
In Ame­rica, the com­mon per­cep­tion (and an erro­neous per­cep­tion, in my opio­nion) is that the Ita­lians make the world’s best suits. We’ve crea­ted a niche for peo­ple who beg to dif­fer. We’ve crea­ted a niche for peo­ple who are anti the gene­ric glo­ba­li­sa­tion of fashion.
And Ame­rica is easy for us. You turn up, you attend to your appoint­ments, you sell some suits, you return to England a few days later, you make the suits, a few months later you get back on a plane, you try the finished suits on your cus­to­mers, and you keep repea­ting the pro­cess.
Whether we sell twenty suits or two hun­dred on a sin­gle U.S. tour, it takes about the same time i.e. 7 – 10 days. Then it’s just a ques­tion of get­ting back to England and get­ting the suits made in time for the next trip.
But when the Lon­don busi­ness gets busy, things are far more dis­rup­tive. Sud­denly Tom is spen­ding half his time on the Lon­don train (a four hour jour­ney), going back and forth bet­ween Savile Row and his tai­lo­ring stu­dio here in Cum­bria, sta­ying over­night in a hotel. In short, the Lon­don selling pro­cess doesn’t scale as well, and at least when it gets busy, it seriously delays his U.S. deli­very sche­dule.
So the imme­diate plan is for English Cut to spend more time buil­ding our trade in the USA, and less time worr­ying about the other mar­kets, inc­lu­ding Lon­don.
Of course, we’ll still keep a regu­lar foothold on Savile Row. Tom is a Savile Row tai­lor, and needs to be there, period. But that doesn’t mean that’s where all the busi­ness’ growth has to come from.
Ah, the joys of crea­ting a Glo­bal Mic­ro­brand. I highly recom­mend it.

gravestone

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[Bonus Link:] Nice wee quote from Think­Jose:

The Glo­bal Mic­ro­brand is so much more than being self-employed or even put­ting your­self on the web. It is all about fin­ding the one thing that makes you dra­ma­ti­cally dif­fe­rent, that one story that you can tell bet­ter than any one else. The beauty is that we all have that power to do one thing really well and gather an audience that is loo­king to hear that story.
As the glo­bal audien­ces become more savvy on fin­ding the one niche they are loo­king for, and the web 2.0 tools make it easier to find that one indi­vi­dual, the Glo­bal Mic­ro­brand will become more and more powerful.

i just want to be rich

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how to be so-so creative

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I wrote “How To Be Crea­tive” well over a year ago and it seems peo­ple are still lin­king to it pretty regu­larly. Thanks, Every­body. Yeah, it’s ama­zing how things can take on a life of their own.
Not that I’m fee­ling that “crea­tive” these days, of course. Too busy on other things.
I drew car­toons there quite obses­si­vely for about a decade; but I’ve slo­wed down a lot in the last year or two. In retros­pect, it’s not dif­fi­cult to see why I wor­ked so hard at it. A wee voice told me this was my tic­ket out of the dreary and nebu­lous world of Madi­son Ave­nue. An obses­sion born out of des­pe­ra­tion etc.
Once gaping­void star­ted doing quite well and I no lon­ger nee­ded the crummy day job, the obses­sion & des­pe­ra­tion was no lon­ger there.
Some­ti­mes I miss it.

October 20, 2005

miss rogue’s blogcards arrived

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Tara “Miss Rogue” Hunt’s Blog­cards just arri­ved. She seems happy enough with them. Thanks for the busi­ness, Tara!
[Order your own set here etc.]
[UPDATE:] Turns out Deb­bie and Mar­yam orde­red the same design as well. Rock on.

October 19, 2005

t-shirts going fast…



My t-shirt limi­ted edi­tions are run­ning low. Two designs are already sold out, and a third isn’t far behind. Once they’re gone, they’re gone etc.

global microbrands 10/19/05

PeopleCall.com is a small Spa­nish com­pany that sells low price telephone ser­vi­ces… in 53 coun­tries. The CEO, Herme Gar­cia also has a Spa­nish blog.
Martin’s Cages. A small firm that makes pet cages for gui­nea pigs and what­not. Since dis­co­ve­ring the inter­net their busi­ness has appa­rently explo­ded. [Link: Mar­cus Grimm]
English Cuf­flinks. A team of English jewelry desig­ners that make high-quality cuf­flinks. No rela­tion to English Cut.
Avin wri­tes about a fic­ti­tious mic­ro­brand: a small olive oil com­pany.
Andyt13: Art, music, poetry, sex…
Rogue Pro­ject. Orien­ted towards ser­ving a loosely-connected group of tech­no­logy deve­lo­pers and pro­gram mana­gers from the US Depart­ment of Defense, NASA and rela­ted industries.

October 18, 2005

globalmicrobrand.com

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I now own the URL “globalmicrobrand.com”. I haven’t deci­ded what to do with it yet, but the “Glo­bal Mic­ro­brand” idea is where my thoughts are inc­rea­singly hea­ded these days.
Whether your busi­ness is in mar­ke­ting or sail­boats or soft­ware or retail or plum­bing, there’s something about the idea of the glo­bal mic­ro­brand that I find utterly com­pe­lling. And I don’t think I’m the only one.
So if you know of an inte­res­ting glo­bal mic­ro­brand, your own or someone else’s, please feel free to sug­gest it in the com­ments or mail me a link, and then maybe I can write something about it later (inc­lu­ding, of course, a link back to your blog). This is something I want to get more invol­ved with. I’d love to hear from you.

david chimes in

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David Mac­ken­zie, the direc­tor of Hallam Foe joins the con­ver­sa­tion in the com­ments:

I would like to let ever­yone know that I am doing this film through my own com­pany and as much on my terms as a film can be, so I am not behol­den to a slew of stu­dio execs telling me what to do with the script. Nor of course will I be under any obli­ga­tion to adjust my script accor­ding to any com­ments recei­ved during this expe­ri­ment. But my hope is that I might receive ideas from the blo­gosphere that are help­ful to the process. 

[BACKGROUND:] David, one of Scotland’s lea­ding film direc­tors, deci­ded to make his upco­ming film, “Hallam Foe” more Cluetrain-friendly by pos­ting the entire film script on gaping­void as a Word Docu­ment and seeing what the Blo­gosphere has to say about it.
[UPDATE:] Dave asked me to stop with the down­loads while he tweaks the script a bit. Watch this space etc.

October 17, 2005

spam filter hell

[MEA CULPA:] I had trou­ble with my spam fil­ter yes­ter­day, so a lot of peo­ple would not have been able to leave com­ments. The pro­blem is fixed now, so please try re-posting. Sorry about that. Thanks.

October 16, 2005

hallam foe: open source filmmaking

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Long-time rea­ders gaping­void will know my old friend, the Scot­tish Film Direc­tor, David Mac­Ken­zie.
Two years ago he made a film with Ewan McGre­gor and Tilda Swin­ton called “Young Adam”, which I blog­ged about.
On the back of that suc­cess he made another movie last year called “Asy­lum”, with Sir Ian “Gan­dalf” McKe­llen, which I also blog­ged about.
Now he’s got another movie in the works, which is currently in pre-production. He starts shoo­ting in January.
It’s called “Hallam Foe”, based on the novel by Peter Jinks, who’s an old friend of both David and myself.
The main actors appea­ring in it are Jamie Bell (of Billy Elliot fame) and Con­nie Niel­son, who pla­yed Luci­lla, the Emperor’s sis­ter in “Gla­dia­tor”.
All well and good. Yes­ter­day I was in Glas­gow, having a long brunch with Dave. We were tal­king about the film busi­ness.
“The trou­ble with film cri­tics, ama­teur or pro­fes­sio­nal,” says Dave, “is by the time they offer any use­ful cri­ti­cism, it’s too late. The money has already been spent, the film is in the can, and there’s nothing I can do to rea­lis­ti­cally address their con­cerns.”
“Then maybe you should involve the audience ear­lier in the film­ma­king pro­cess,” I say.
“What, Open Source Film­ma­king?
“Something like that.”
Then David had a very groovy idea:
“Maybe we should post the script on your blog and get peo­ple to tell us what they think.”
So here’s what we deci­ded. Like I said, fil­ming begins in January. Bet­ween now and then David has to do one more re-write. The script in its current form is on a Word Docu­ment here.
The main fix nee­ded in the upco­ming re-write is simply that it’s about fif­teen pages too long. Dave wants to cull fif­teen pages without losing the flow of the script, and is inte­res­ted in hea­ring sug­ges­tions from the blo­gosphere. And of course, any other insights are most wel­come.
So please feel free to down­load it and tell us what you think. David doesn’t have a blog him­self, but he’ll be happy to ans­wer ques­tions in the com­ments.
From my pers­pec­tive, it’s no-brainer. The idea is to get the script “out there” to the world at large as early on as pos­si­ble, so if there’s any gla­ringly obvious flaws with it, at least that can be dealt with before the shoo­ting starts. This is not roc­ket science– the ear­lier you get your audience invol­ved with the mar­ke­ting pro­cess, the easier and chea­per it is; the easier and chea­per it is to form rela­tionships with your audience. Most film mar­ke­ting is, to quote David, “Too little, too late”.
The inte­res­ting thing for me is we’re not just trying to use blogs to pimp a movie. We’re trying to use blogs to actually help in the making of a movie. Not only that, this isn’t a low-budget indie art-school pro­ject. This is a com­mer­cial, mains­tream movie from an esta­blished direc­tor doing the Clue­train thing.
As I’m fond of saying, this is just an expe­ri­ment. It’ll be inte­res­ting to see what hap­pens. I hope you’ll check out the script. Rock on.
[UPDATE:] Dave asked me to stop with the down­loads while he tweaks the script a bit. Watch this space etc.

October 11, 2005

the global microbrand rant

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[UPDATE: My “Glo­bal Mic­ro­brand” archive is here. Thanks.]
Since I first used the term here in Decem­ber of last year, I have been totally besot­ted with the idea of “The Glo­bal Mic­ro­brand”.
A small, tiny brand, that “sells” all over the world.
The Glo­bal Mic­ro­brand is nothing new; they’ve exis­ted for a while, long before the inter­net was inven­ted. Ima­gine a well-known author or pain­ter, selling his work all over the world. Or a small whisky dis­ti­llery in Scot­land. Or a small cheese maker in rural France, whose pro­duce is expor­ted to Paris, Lon­don, Tokyo etc. Ditto with a vio­lin maker in Italy. A clas­si­cal gui­tar maker in Spain. Or a small English firm making $50,000 shot­guns.
With the inter­net, of course, a glo­bal mic­ro­brand is easier to create than ever before. A com­mer­cial sign maker in New England. Or a sheet metal entre­pre­neur in the U.K.
And with the advent of blogs this was no lon­ger just limi­ted to peo­ple who made pro­ducts. We saw that any ser­vice pro­fes­sio­nal with a bit of talent and something to say could spread their mes­sage far and wide beyond their imme­diate client base and local mar­ket, without nee­ding a high-profile name or the good­will of the mains­tream media. Peo­ple like Jen­ni­fer Rice, John­nie Moore and Evelyn Rodri­guez come to mind.
But it’s not just limi­ted to cot­tage indus­tries. The great Tom Peters talks about “Brand You”, a per­so­nal brand that trans­cends your orga­ni­sa­tion or job desc­rip­tion. The grand-daddy of this space is pro­bably Robert Sco­ble, who may work full-time for Mic­ro­soft, but whose brand is much, much lar­ger than any job desc­rip­tion they could give him; that’s worth far more than anything they’re ever likely to pay him.
Once I crea­ted my own fled­gling glo­bal mic­ro­brand (i.e. via this weblog) I star­ted hel­ping other peo­ple do the same. A bes­poke Savile Row tai­lor. A Mas­ter Jewe­ler. A small vin­yard in South Africa. It was something I really wan­ted to know about. It was pro­fes­sio­nally the most com­pe­lling idea I had ever come come across. I was hoo­ked.
Of course, “The Glo­bal Mic­ro­brand” is not con­cep­tual roc­ket science. You don’t need a Nobel Prize in order to unders­tand the idea. What exci­tes me about it is the fact that I now live in a small cot­tage in the English boo­nies, and career­wise I’m get­ting a lot more done than when I lived in a large apart­ment in New York or Lon­don, for a fifth of the overheads. For one fif­tieth of the stress levels.
This year I’ve been spen­ding a lot of time in Lon­don. Any more than 2 – 3 days down there I start fee­ling really stres­sed out. For years I thought it was just me. No, actually, ever­yone down there is really stres­sed out. It’s just con­si­de­red nor­mal. And the same applies in all the other big cities I know well.
I was tal­king to a friend on the phone about this yes­ter­day.
“There’s only two ways to deal with life in the big city,” he says. “Alcohol and high pri­ces. Immer­sing your­self in high rent, luxury items, trendy, over­pri­ced cock­tail bars, flashy res­tau­rants, tall leggy blon­des who don’t give a damn about you, just to act as a buf­fer zone bet­ween you and the abyss.”
“Which you pay a lot for,” I say.
“Which you pay a hell of a lot for,” he says.
It seems to me a lot of peo­ple of my gene­ra­tion are loc­ked into this high-priced cor­po­rate, urban tread­mill. Sure, they get paid a lot, but their overheads are also off the scale. The minute they stop tap­dan­cing as fast as they can is the minute they are crushed under the wheels of com­merce.
You know what? It’s not sus­tai­na­ble.
Howe­ver, the Glo­bal Mic­ro­brand is sus­tai­na­ble. With it you are not behol­den to one boss, one com­pany, one cus­to­mer, one local eco­nomy or even one industry. Your brand deve­lops rela­tionships in enough dif­fe­rent pla­ces to where your per­ma­nent address beco­mes almost irre­la­vant.
With English Cut, both Tho­mas and I are selling $4000 suits to Ame­ri­cans, Cana­dians, Aus­tra­lians, Euro­peans, Asians, Arabs etc. Neither one of us cares much for the high-maintenance lifestyle. Sure, we tra­vel all over seeing clients and spea­king at con­fe­ren­ces, but the day-to-day is far more low key. We go to the pub twice a week, we go to the local cheap-and-cheerful Chi­nese res­tau­rant once a week, we have dumb hob­bies we like to do, like taking the sail­boat out on the wee­kend, or dra­wing wee car­toons. We both drive second hand cars and pay cheap-as-hell rent.
Again, it’s not roc­ket science. But as long as we keep blog­ging, avoid high overheads and keep making the best suits in the world, nobody can take it away from us.
And the same prin­ci­ple applies to the other pro­jects I work on.
Frankly, it beats the hell out of com­mu­ting every mor­ning to the cor­po­rate glass box in the big city, something I did for many years. Just so I could make enough money to help me for­get that I have to com­mute every mor­ning to the cor­po­rate glass box in the big city.
There are thou­sands of rea­sons why peo­ple write blogs. But it seems to me the big­gest rea­son that dri­ves the blog­gers I read the most is, we’re all loo­king for our own per­so­nal glo­bal mic­ro­brand. That is the prize. That is the tic­ket off the tread­mill. And I don’t think it’s a bad one to aim for.

October 10, 2005

new blogcard designs

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Twelve new Blog­card designs are up, inc­lu­ding some of my favo­rite car­toons from The Hugh­train. I hope you will check them out.
[Bonus Link:] “Web x.0″. Japa­nese ven­ture capi­ta­list and all-round jolly good fellow, Joi Ito wri­tes about “Web 2.0″ (a term he doesn’t par­ti­cu­larly care for) and what the second wave of dot­com mania means to us.

english cut in america

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Tho­mas visits the Sta­tes this Fri­day, if anyone fan­cies a $4000 suit.
This will be English Cut’s third U.S. visit. Chi­cago, San Fran­cisco and New York etc.
Tho­mas and I are spen­ding more energy these days gro­wing the U.S. side of the busi­ness, worr­ying less about gro­wing the other fronts– Lon­don, Paris, etc etc. Ame­rica just seems to be where all the inte­rest is coming from.

October 9, 2005

gia’s film blog goes live

Gia’s film blog, which I men­tio­ned three posts ago, goes live: “Sunshine DNA”.

the assimilated negro

This guy is one talen­ted wri­ter. Love it:

If We Bring Back The Slave Days, Look At The Cool Pro­ducts We’ll Have!!
SlavE-Bay

October 6, 2005

big news in blogland:

1. AOL buys Weblogs Inc. Con­grats to Jason Cala­ca­nis.
2. VNU, the Dutch Media con­glo­me­rate, has done a deal with Gaw­ker Media. Con­grats to Nick Den­ton.
3. Wow.
[UPDATE:] Dave Winer’s Weblogs.com sells for $2.3 million to Veri­Sign. When it rains, it pours etc.

maybe big media is all about being fake and getting away with it

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Just because your client wants a blog doesn’t mean your client “gets” blog­ging. And yeah, that can be a night­mare.
Case in point: Gia is making a blog for a new Holly­wood film [backs­tory here]. But ins­tead of just get­ting on with it, they ask ques­tions. Too many ques­tions.
Poor Gia rants:

How much fac­tual infor­ma­tion do the rea­ders want?
How much opi­nion do the rea­ders want?
How slick do the videos have to be?
Should the videos be rough?
Do all of the ima­ges have to be exactly the same size?
Do all of the pho­tos have to be lands­cape or por­trait?
Will rea­ders be una­ble to deal with pho­tos of dif­fe­rent aspect ratios?
Will the whole world crum­ble if a video isn’t an item that you’d see on a movie pro­gramme?
Will the inter­net cease to exist if one post is too short or too long?
What is too short or too long?

And so on.
It’s OK to have a com­mer­cial agenda on a blog. It’s OK if you want your rea­ders to hire your con­sul­ting ser­vice, buy your company’s wid­get, recom­mend your band’s new album to their friends, or in this case, splash out for some movie tic­kets. Wha­te­ver.
But if you over-strategize, you soon stop trea­ting your rea­ders like human beings, and start trea­ting them like “con­su­mers”, there to be mani­pu­la­ted like labra­tory ani­mals.
I don’t think Gia’s pay­mas­ters are stu­pid or evil peo­ple. It’s just that what works in Holly­wood and Madi­son Ave­nue doesn’t work in the blo­gosphere, and it’s taking them a while to accept the fact.
One thing you notice when you start atten­ding the blog con­fe­ren­ces and han­ging around the more well-known and res­pec­ted blog­gers on the pla­net: None of them seem to take it very seriously. They just get on with it. If what they do works for them, it’s because it all comes natu­rally.
But maybe Big Media doesn’t want it to all come natu­rally– maybe they want it to all come arti­fi­cially. Maybe that’s why it’s so utterly domi­na­ted by cele­bri­ties, adver­ti­sing and wan­na­bes.
Maybe Big Media is all about being fake and get­ting away with it.

October 4, 2005

adriana and hard diamond

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A few months ago I set up a blog for Mas­ter Jewe­ler Paul Hat­ton, called Hard Dia­mond.
Any­way, to make a long story short, I recently gave the account to Adriana to run with. She blogs about it here.
Very cool.
[Bonus Link:] “Don’t inc­lude the words ‘Web 2.0′ in a presentation.”

October 3, 2005

this week’s “beyond lame” award goes to…

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Fake blogs are pretty lame. But fake com­men­ters? Wow.
The bri­lliant Tom Coa­tes (one of my favo­rite reads these days) tells the whole sad, “beyond lame” story. And he makes a very salient point:

I’m going to give them the ben­fit of the doubt and say that this whole enter­prise is based on clum­si­ness and stu­pi­dity rather than evil, but we have to make a stand and make it clear to these peo­ple that if you live by the sword you die by the sword. It’s not good enough for just these mar­ke­ting peo­ple to rea­lise that they’ve scre­wed up and dama­ged the brands they were asso­cia­ted with, we have to keep making exam­ples of them to stop other clumsy orga­ni­sa­tions vie­wing our self-created terri­to­ries as nothing more than sales oppor­tu­ni­ties. Do not lie to us because we will expose you. Be honou­ra­ble, or we will erase you. And all anyone will see when they search on Goo­gle for your pro­ducts is that there is no depth to which you will not stoop to get another few bott­les into someone’s shop­ping basket.

[UPDATE:] So they write an apo­logy to Tom:

We are wri­ting to you in res­ponse to the Barry Scott pos­ting on 30th Sep­tem­ber 2005. We