August 8, 2005

the multi-billion dollar suicide pact between clients and television

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An adver­ti­sing crea­tive makes the follo­wing com­ment in a recent gaping­void post:

TV clearly is not the magic bullet it once was for adver­ti­sers. It’s been on the wane for quite some time now.
And people’s atten­tion is splin­te­ring in many dif­fe­rent direc­tions. The online world being the big­gest bene­fi­ciary of BIG TV’s demise. No argu­ment there. But as an award-winning Super­bowl ad wri­ting type, can someone tell me how blog­ging spe­ci­fi­cally could help let’s say, the likes of Bud­wei­ser who need to reach a mass audience? 

For mar­ke­ting hand-made cheese that was matu­red in six­teenth cen­tury stone cellars, blog­ging is a no-brainer.
For mar­ke­ting Vel­veeta, it’s tric­kier. Maybe impos­si­ble.
Both Bud­wei­ser and Vel­veeta are per­ma­nently loc­ked into what Seth Godin calls the “TV-Industrial Com­plex”. And they have no cre­di­ble way of freeing them­sel­ves from it.
i.e. TV is as much a part of their brands’ DNA as any mole­cule. So as the Com­plex dies, so Bud­wei­ser and Vel­veeta die along with it.
This is what Madi­son Avenue’s main job is, from now on. Hand­ling the multi-billion dollar sui­cide pact bet­ween clients and tele­vi­sion.
Unless there’s some big plan I don’t know about.
[UPDATE:] Seth joins in the discussion:

Can the world of blogs etc. help Bud­wei­ser? Only on the mar­gins. The world of new media is not the place to launch the next one-size-fits-all mega brand, nor is it the place to shore a flag­ging brand like that up.
Ins­tead of using new media to pro­mote the next mega­film from Dis­ney or Julia Roberts, it per­mits movies like WAL-MART: The High Cost of Low Price to get made at all.

Fast­Com­pany also has a word:

Big brands star­ting blogs has been laugha­ble pro­jects at best and mostly offen­sive. Perhaps this is the only way that big brands can ima­gine the use of social media. Being down-to-earth and human is the antithe­sis of what they stand for. 

25 Responses to “the multi-billion dollar suicide pact between clients and television”

  1. Ulrich Hobelmann says:

    What’s wrong with Shells-n-Cheese? Yummy :D

  2. Howard Mann says:

    I cer­tainly agree that TV ads are dying/dead.
    Howe­ver, I don’t see where Blogs could not help Bud­wei­ser.
    Why couldn’t their “True” cam­paign become a Blog about things that are “true” in life?
    They have a long story writ­ten in script on their cans (that nobody pro­bably reads) that could be the start of tur­ning their story into a Blog. Or.…Why not a behind the sce­nes Blog on one of the lar­gest manufacturing/distributing/marketing com­pa­nies in the world?
    There are sto­ries to be told to and by a very large fan base and tons of mar­ket feed­back to be lear­ned. Not a bad base to begin a Blog.. I must say.
    Bud­wei­ser is loc­ked into the TV Indus­trial Com­plex only if they choose to NOT TRY new ways to share infor­ma­tion and value.

  3. misterchris says:

    Wow. All this time I thought you just ‘said’ you drew the car­toons on the back of busi­ness cards; like I ‘say’ Ill stop rea­ding blogs and spend more time wor­king.
    Turns out you actually do! Just goes to show.

  4. Big brands need not apply

    There’s an inte­res­ting dis­cus­sion going on at gaping­void and Seth Godin’s blog entit­led, ‘the multi-billion dollar sui­cide pact bet­ween clients and tele­vi­sion’. As Hugh says: “Both Bud­wei­ser and Vel­veeta are per­ma­nently loc­ked into what Seth Godin call…

  5. Bruno says:

    At last :-) I have long wai­ted to read Hugh say blog­ging may not be sui­ta­ble for all brands. Howe­ver I didn’t expect this “multi-billion-dollar-suicide-pact” twist.
    I agree with Howard Mann that Bud can start some sort of new media (read blog­ging): I once read the brand had plan­ned (coming this fall) to launch a rea­lity TV show cen­te­red around the pre­pa­ra­tion of their next Super­bowl ad; a blog may very nicely com­ple­ment the show.
    Now I don’t quite agree that all TV is doo­med: it is true consumer-programmed media is rising, but many peo­ple will still just want to sit down after a hard day of work and get lobo­to­mi­zed by wha­te­ver other pro­gram­mers will have pre­pa­red at their atten­tion. Some sort of seg­men­ta­tion will occur bet­ween active and pas­sive media. Now if the pro­gram­med media will be so by pro­fes­sio­nal pro­gram­mers or a next-door/next-country indi­vi­dual, this I don’t know.

  6. Mary Schmidt says:

    There is no “right” answer…TV adver­ti­sing dead, TV ads not dead…Dead Tree Jour­na­lism — not dead…well, you get the idea. It’s evo­lu­tion in all its glory and con­fu­sion. While I don’t think TV has to be part of the “big brands” DNA, it may be cul­tu­rally and psycho­lo­gi­cally impos­si­ble for them to change much. It’d be inte­res­ting to do a study where one of them just stop­ped cold tur­key re adver­ti­sing on TV. Per­so­nally, as one who loves retro “stuff” and is cons­tantly in search of the per­fect Mac & Cheese — Vel­veeta has a lot to work with, if they would — ahem — think outside the box.

  7. Excuse, me. What about Sco­ble? A firm like Anheuser-Busch has far more emplo­yees that a mic­ro­bre­wery. If you give all those emplo­yees blogs, you have the abi­lity to swamp the inter­net with con­ver­sa­tions about your beer and how you make it.
    Bud is still going to have a mar­ket at spor­ting events, pla­ces where beer is sold on tap, in huge quan­ti­ties, mea­ning it will still have a con­nec­tion to sports. Spor­ting events will con­ti­nue to have a large tele­vi­sion audience for some time.
    Another thing about blog­ging and and beer, is all the law that surrounds adver­ti­sing beer. The bre­we­ries must make an effort to ensure that they are not adver­ting to chil­dren, so a blog­ging stra­tegy for beer can­not be as open.
    Which doesn’t mean I don’t agree.

  8. TV Ads are dead?

    Hugh again cha­llen­ges tra­di­tio­nal mar­ke­ting for big brands, but ins­tead of sug­ges­ting ‘new media’ as an altern­tive thinks there is no hope for such brands. In the multi-billion dollar sui­cide pact bet­ween clients and tele­vi­sion and the ear­lier post abo…

  9. Kevin Marks says:

    Myself, Clay Shirky, Jeneane Ses­sum, b!x and others were deba­ting this back in 2002. Good to see the con­ver­sa­tion still going on.
    http://gonzoengaged.blogspot.com/2002_01_20_gonzoengaged_archive.html

  10. g says:

    to Alan: I honestly think that if you cross into a blog and then read some com­ment about beer from emplo­yees, it will make peo­ple run away from it.
    this approach I think could be give more thought, because there isn’t space for blogs/comment about every brand.
    if you cros­sed them they would be seen like… com­mer­cials.
    s p am

  11. It is obvious that the pene­tra­tion of T.V. ads is shrin­king, and adver­ti­sing dollars are shif­ting to new media.
    Howe­ver, this doesn’t mean the big brand like Bud­wei­ser are at any kind of a disad­van­tage in reaching their cus­to­mers, and infec­ting their minds with the desire for “the cool crisp taste that never lets you down.”
    Big cor­po­ra­tions have more power than ever to con­trol the deli­very of their con­tent, and sta­tis­ti­cally track the effec­ti­ve­ness of their cam­paigns. They know you and they can mar­ket directly to you. This means that the cor­po­ra­tions that unders­tand new media are going to win big. REALLY BIG.

  12. teeveedubya says:

    adam: “for the cool clean taste that won’t fill you up and never lets you down…make it a bud light”. that’s bud light not bud­wei­ser. but your point is well made.

  13. Stumax says:

    So Bud­wei­ser and Vel­veeta lose in the new media space, but handc­raf­ted chee­ses and mic­ro­brews win? Sweeeeeet!
    I won­der if the rea­son we get such bland mega­brand pro­ducts isn’t as much a func­tion of the medium in which they adver­tise as anything else. If you’ve got to throw millions of dollars into reaching the mass mar­ket, your pro­duct has to be innof­fen­sive as pos­si­ble to as many peo­ple as pos­si­ble. So, water it down, remove any dis­tinc­tive tas­tes, and load it with che­mi­cals so that it’ll keep during ship­ping. The feed­back loop of cle­ver adver­ti­sing (which leads peo­ple to give grea­ter pre­fe­rence to “belon­ging to the group” over aesthe­tic con­si­de­ra­tions) and the dyna­mics of mass con­sump­tion (in which expe­ri­men­ta­tion and dis­tinc­tion are dis­fa­vo­red) leads over time to a pro­duct of blen­ded expec­ta­tions and desi­res, a pro­duct that thrills nor offends no one.
    (I won­der if that’s true? I won­der if there’s any way to track adver­ti­sing and pro­duct for­mula chan­ges over time?)
    True or not, I hope you’re right, Hugh. I’ll be happy to have more dis­tinc­tive food, clothing, and enter­tain­ment choi­ces avai­la­ble to me.

  14. Can we subs­ti­tute ‘change’ for ‘die’? Just because blog­ging isn’t right for everything doesn’t mean those things are doo­med. Blog­ging pro­vi­des a great way to share pas­sion and infor­ma­tion on lots of things — like cus­tom suits — good for you, and good for all of us. But for the last 50 years I didn’t hear the beer com­pa­nies saying ‘cus­tom tai­lors are dead’ just because they couldn’t afford TV. You’re the best Hugh, but I think this one’s a bit over-stated.

  15. TV is not dying, it’s just chan­ging. Ame­ri­cans are not going to give up that big screen in their living room, but how they con­sume the con­tent that is on it is going to change. How mar­ke­ters evolve their use of this screen is the big­gest cha­llenge facing Madi­son Avenue.

  16. Ric says:

    What I think is hap­pe­ning is not so much that blog­ging is not good for big com­pa­nies, and adver­ti­sing too expen­sive for the little guy — it’s more that the period in which it was neces­sary to get big to be suc­cess­ful is win­ding down, and blog­ging is a symp­tom of that, just as “open-source busi­ness” (see ear­lier post on gaping­void) is.
    NOT that big busi­ness is dead, per se … but that small busi­ness now has the were­withal to take some of that busi­ness away suc­cess­fully. One of the ‘small’ tools — blog­ging. This shift will pro­bably mean the end of SOME big busi­nes­ses (but not neces­sa­rily all), and the gro­wing suc­cess of sma­ller, ‘Long Tail’ busi­nes­ses.
    I think we all hope so any­way — it’s seems to be a popu­lar theme around here!

  17. Weekly Roun­dup

    Key­word rich con­tent : in tit­les, url of page, in out­bound links, in bold tags, in hea­ding tags and in the first few sen­ten­ces.…  Stephen Baker wri­tes about Google’s new patent and smar­ter algo­rithms in Advice on how to opti­mize your site for se…

  18. Albert Ross says:

    Ummm — they COULD try to brew something that is actually palatable?

  19. Mr. Snitch! says:

    It’s pro­bably true that Vel­veeta and Bud­wei­ser have to move such a great volume of pro­duct that blogs won’t cut it. They just don’t move the needle enough. On the other hand, ama­zing things are being done to pro­mote movies online. Wed­ding Crashers and The Aris­toc­rats found ways to cut through the clut­ter. While blogs might not be cen­tral to beer-selling they surely would help steer traf­fic to beer-moving web pyrotechnics.

  20. Five Links About Freedom

    Stand Up for Free­dom: The ACLU is spon­so­ring a con­test for young peo­ple (17 – 29) to write essays and 30-second public ser­vice announ­ce­ments on the impor­tance of freedom.

  21. 1) With so many pro­gram­ming choi­ces offe­red by cable/sattelite ser­vi­ces, it’s dif­fi­cult for TV ads to reach a whole lot of peo­ple… com­pa­red to twenty years ago, when only a hand­ful of chan­nels were avai­la­ble.
    2) Most peo­ple I know spend more of their TV time than ever on commercial-free chan­nels (HBO, Sun­dance, IFC, Starz, etc.) I hardly ever see TV ads any­more. I have to actually make a point to hit some net­works at pri­me­time to see what’s new.
    3) Tivo.
    4) TV com­mer­cials are too fast to influence anyone. You can’t tell a story in 30 seconds. Sorry. You can’t get me exci­ted about a pro­duct that fast. Com­mer­cials can be fun and enter­tai­ning… but that’s it. They’re only a small por­tion of a much broa­der media stra­tegy… and a hell of a lot less effec­tive, in my opi­nion, than POP mar­ke­ting.
    Very cool blog, by the way. :)

  22. If every emplo­yee of Bud was han­ded the keys to a blog, you’d see a num­ber of pro-Bud blogs (which would feel like pro­pa­ganda) and a num­ber of anti-Bud blogs (which would be incen­diary, car-crash fod­der for the bored, and would get their authors fired, brin­ging Bud huge awa­re­ness via the follow-up disc­ri­mi­na­tion law­suits over free speech).
    Blogs are per­so­nal by nature. A con­glo­me­rate like Bud can­not be per­so­nal by nature. It must be an autho­rity to be trus­ted by its con­su­mers, and con­su­mers of a mega­brand don’t want to know how it works. In fact, I think it’s almost antithe­ti­cal. It’s like trying to con­vince them that your 17 million emplo­yees ope­rate a mom and pop store. Who are you trying to sell?
    Big cor­po­ra­tions won’t be able to navi­gate new media as suc­cess­fully as sma­ller busi­nes­ses, but they’ll find a way to appear suc­cess­ful, if only because a few of them will be able to squeeze enough of their pro­pa­ganda into maga­zine and such that would other­wise not write two sen­ten­ces about, say, a Bud blog.
    Exam­ple: Bud is seriously con­si­de­ring run­ning a rea­lity show about the making of its next Super Bowl ad? So let me get this straight: an hour of prime-time pro­gram­ming will be dedi­ca­ted to pro­mo­ting THE MAKING OF AN AD for A MULTINATIONAL CORPORATION, and will be paid for BY OTHER ADS, all so that the vie­wing public can… what? Feel a per­so­nal con­nec­tion to the suc­cess (or fai­lure) of THE QUALITY OF THE FINISHED BUDWEISER SUPER BOWL AD?
    Tell me if this makes anyone else throw up in their mouths just a little.

  23. Below Belief says:

    Do you think it’s all get­ting a bit tired?

    … this com­mer­cia­lism? The mar­ke­ting, the adver­ti­sing. Spen­ding time in the US is making me more sen­si­tive to how tired the adver­ti­sing facade is loo­king these days. How weak, broad­cast sales mes­sa­ges are falling on deaf ears; fai­ling to engage…

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    “Ad agen­cies are paid to make the unin­te­res­ting inte­res­ting.”
    Remin­ded me of something Hugh said;
    “For mar­ke­ting hand-made cheese that was matu­red in six­teenth cen­tury s…

  25. AccMan Pro says:

    Mood swings

    A hoary old fart rea­der got in touch with me today to say he’d star­ted a firm’s blog. Fabu­lous I thought. Someone gets it! Then, almost imme­dia­tely, I fell into the pit of des­pair. The firm has only given a qua­li­fied ‘yes’ in the sense they want it kep…