July 29, 2005

welcome to the future of advertising: selling wine by talking about drm

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Gia got her Stormhoek wine today, and made a few points about DRM (Digi­tal Rights Management):

It’s Offi­cial: TV Sucks… Drink Blog­gers’ Wine Ins­tead
Please, Bri­tish Tele­vi­sion, don’t implode like the Music Industry and defi­ni­tely, most defi­ni­tely, don’t start calling ME a ‘pirate’ in the way the Film Industry does because I copy films to my hard­drive for my son to watch on the train… Last time I was in Block­bus­ters their TV channel-thingy star­ted tal­king about how “Video Pira­tes” were “invol­ved in drug and human traf­fic­king”… ????… Really? Me? Almost ever­yone I know who regu­larly copies DVDs? We are all invol­ved in drug or human traf­fic­king?? Piss off! … and the ‘Oh, no, we’re not tal­king about you we’re tal­king about the bad guys who do it, you know, the… (hushed voice) Asians’ argu­ment just won’t cut it. Unless there is a legal num­ber of times one can copy a DVD for per­so­nal use, then I’m afraid that, legally, I am tarred with the same ‘Sup­ports Human Traf­fic­king’ brush. And, you know, that really pis­ses me off.

It’s very sim­ple. When a cor­po­rate sch­moe reaches a cer­tain age and posi­tion within society, the thought of calling tee­na­gers or sin­gle mothers “cri­mi­nals” is far less daun­ting to him than the pros­pect of having have to change his tired ol’ busi­ness model.
When you spend twenty-plus years get­ting to the top of the pyra­mid, the last, last, last thing you want to hear is that nobody wants your pyra­mid any­more. Espe­cially if that’s the only pyra­mid you’ve got. So you lash out.
But cul­tu­ral entrench­ment isn’t just the domain of “the evil mana­gers”. The guys with the black turt­le­necks and iPods are fee­ling the same pain, as any wan­der around Soho on a week­day will con­firm.
[NB:] Wel­come to the future of adver­ti­sing: Selling wine by tal­king about DRM. Heh.
[DRM RELATED:] From Suw Char­man: “I will create a stan­ding order of 5 pounds per month to sup­port an orga­ni­sa­tion that will cam­paign for digi­tal rights in the UK but only if 1000 other peo­ple will too.”

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5 Responses to “welcome to the future of advertising: selling wine by talking about drm”

  1. R.I.Pienaar says:

    The Foun­da­tion for Art & Crea­tive Tech­no­logy (FACT, what a joke) has been put­ting these pos­ted up at all cine­mas, it’s really not on in todays terror cli­mate they’re just sprea­ding FUD. Com­plai­ning to the adver­ti­sing stan­dards autho­ri­ties obviously does not help.
    http://www.devco.net/images/terrorist_fud.jpg

  2. hugh macleod says:

    Like I said, so you lash out.

  3. gia says:

    I loathe those FACT things… and every EVERY sin­gle time I go to a movie I curse myself for for­get­ting my camera in order to take a flash photo of it…

  4. hugh macleod says:

    Yeah, and what about the art director/copywriter/creative genius with the black turt­le­neck & iPod, who ear­ned the client’s money by desig­ning the pos­ter?
    Wel­come to Soho ;-)

  5. gia says:

    what about the art director/copywriter/creative genius with the black turt­le­neck & iPod, who ear­ned the client’s money by desig­ning the pos­ter?
    Clearly a nob.