July 26, 2005

microsoft. stop. being. bland.

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Sorry Robert, I don’t much care for “Win­dows Vista”, either.
It’s the kind of name Dis­ney would come up with. Or Gene­ral Motors.
It. Is. Bland.
Mic­ro­soft. Stop. Being. Bland.
Now all you need is some uninspired-but-really-expensive Madi­son Ave­nue ad cam­paign (e.g. “What do you want your Vista to see?”) just to seal the deal. With an RSS-free, Flash-intro fake blog desig­ned by a hot­new­yorkc­rea­ti­veshop. Rock on.

11 Responses to “microsoft. stop. being. bland.”

  1. scottie says:

    you’d think that a com­pany with the mar­ket clout and mar­ke­ting bud­get that Mic­ro­soft has would hire good crea­tive peo­ple to do bet­ter than this. should I send over a resume?

  2. scottie says:

    “It’s the kind of name Dis­ney would come up with. Or Gene­ral Motors.”
    actually, it’s already a name that Dodge came up with. crappy minvan/wagons from the early 1990s.

  3. hugh macleod says:

    Funny, I’ve been thin­king for a while that I should draw car­toons for them, like I did for Spi­ke­source ear­lier this year…
    http://www.gapingvoid.com/Moveable_Type/archives/001512.html
    Hmmmm.…. Robert?

  4. “Now all you need is some uninspired-but-really-expensive Madi­son Ave­nue ad cam­paign”
    The offi­cial Win­dows Vista tagline is this:
    “Clear. Con­fi­dent. Con­nec­ted.”
    I have no idea how many gaji­llions of dollars we spent to come up with that one.

  5. Why “Win­dows Vista” is a bad name…

    I’m not alone in thin­king that “Win­dows Vista” is a really bad name. Apart from the obvious ‘Hasta la Vista’ catch phrase which brings ima­ges of the Gover­nor of Cali­for­nia single-handedly shoo­ting up Red­mond.
    Hugh Mac­leod (I love his little sketches…

  6. I see a resur­gence in the usage of “Hasta la Vista, Mic­ro­soft” coming up…
    smp

  7. Jeff Clark says:

    “It’s the kind of name Dis­ney would come up with. Or Gene­ral Motors.”
    When I was an intern at Walt Dis­ney World, they made all the interns live in their crappy on-site apart­ment com­plex called “Vista Way”.

  8. MarkN says:

    Pity to have so many cus­to­mers in so many dif­fe­rent mar­kets that they end up having to be bland and gene­ric lest they offend some mic­ros­cosm of their user base.

  9. RichW says:

    Last week I ran across an article on the PRC’s top IT show, which is a blend of Com­dex and E3.
    It wasn’t named with any of the typi­cal “trade show”-type desc­ri­bers like Sum­mit or World or Pla­net.
    It was called simply, “Chi­na­Joy”.
    That’s pretty nifty.

  10. Paul Farnell says:

    Although the post made me laugh out loud, I do feel slightly disap­poin­ted that peo­ple don’t like the name Vista — I called my com­pany Site­Vista :-)