May 24, 2005

a very radical advertising idea: business models that don’t suck.

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From The New York Times: Adver­ti­sers get­ting less and less happy with their agen­cies’ pro­duct:

“In the 80’s, we used to fight with clients over crea­tive. In the 90’s, it was about stra­tegy. Now, it’s only about money,” said Jonathan Bond, co-chairman of Kirshen­baum Bond & Part­ners in New York.
[Thanks to Dave Par­met for the link]

That’s it in a nutshell. From crea­tive, to stra­tegy, to mere com­mo­dity within a few short years. The world evol­ving, fas­ter than the ser­vice they offer.
When I read this kind of stuff I am remin­ded of the words a glo­bal brand direc­tor a very large com­pany once told me about agen­cies: “Their busi­ness models suck and they’re expen­sive for what you get.”
I sup­pose the thing to do is have busi­ness models than don’t suck, that offer stuff that isn’t expen­sive. Sadly for Madi­son Ave­nue, peo­ple who make a lot of money in big agen­cies aren’t allo­wed to do that. Not if they want to keep their jobs.

6 Responses to “a very radical advertising idea: business models that don’t suck.”

  1. That’s what hap­pens if you don’t bother with inno­va­tion for the best part of 50 years.
    Des­pite telling their clients about the impor­tance of inno­va­tion and change, the ad industry has mainly just stuck with the pro­duct it had in 1950.
    Can you ima­gine any other cor­po­rate dis­ci­pline get­ting away with that? Ima­gine if the retail guys con­ti­nued to use the shop for­mats they were using in 1970.

  2. solios says:

    Dear gods I want that car­toon on bizcards.

  3. Apart from the ‘it sucks’ busi­ness model, I’ve always found client side has very little talent, or capa­city, for judging/critiquing crea­tive.
    How many exam­ples can I come up with this week?
    So we now have this diver­gence, where perhaps in the begin­ning clients and crea­ti­ves spoke the same lan­guage. Now, it would seem they’re not even on the same pla­net. Which is so odd. Cor­po­ra­tion to cor­po­ra­tion. You’d think, huh. Maybe, it’s — to invoke a cliche — sys­te­mic. A circle of hate. We hate our cus­to­mers. Our cus­to­mers hate our ads. Our ad com­pany hates us. The circle is com­plete.
    Solu­tion: form an ad agency peo­pled with cre­den­tia­led Tibe­tan Buddhist monks only.
    I’ll send my $100,000 invoice for these thoughts.
    By the way, Hughs­ter, the T-shirt is great. Though, I got the XXXXXL and it’s a bit tight. I must cut back on the weight lif­ting.
    It arri­ved two biz days after I orde­red it. Prr­rrompt. And that was, like, the cheapo deli­very option too.

  4. David Burn says:

    Nice work brin­ging it back around, Brian.
    Agen­cies have been unhappy with the MBA-toting num­ber crunchers they call clients for how long now? Too long.
    Great adver­ti­sing requi­res a serious leap of faith, and there are count­less prac­ti­tio­ners on and off Madi­son Ave­nue willing to take that leap, but so few clients willing to expe­rience the rush with us. Not kno­wing if the shoot will open, they want the safest route home. And safe doesn’t sell.

  5. David, it also requi­res a mature aesthe­tic sense.
    Case study: Ups­tart air­line. Research indi­ca­tes cus­to­mers love the expe­rience of flying X Air. Love it. Espe­cially the leather seats avai­la­ble in first class and coach. Agency exe­cu­tes crea­tive. TV AD: Fre­quent flyer is seen making love to leather seat. Sold to client as edgy. Airs. Cus­to­mers hate it. HATE! Say they will not fly X Air again. Deluge of phone calls and email. Pro­blem: Yeah. (Solu­tion: blog­ger, but that’s beside the point.) Root cause: client had no one in a posi­tion that could explain to agency that, in love, there is a dif­fe­rence bet­ween eros and agape.

  6. This doesn’t suck.

    gaping­void — a very radi­cal adver­ti­sing idea: busi­ness models that don’t suck When I read this kind of stuff I am remin­ded of the words a glo­bal brand direc­tor a very large com­pany once told me about agen­cies: “Their busi­ness models suck and they’r…