May 4, 2005

i don’t do necrophilia for free

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When I first said “Bran­ding Is Dead”, it cau­sed a minor (very minor) ruc­kus.
“Bran­ding” is just a metaphor. “The Brand” is just a metaphor. Something to do with cattle and red hot irons. Wha­te­ver. If it works for you, great. But I find that metaphor a very dry hole these days.
One advan­tage of thin­king it as “dead”, is that you don’t waste any more time worr­ying about if it’s still alive or not, or if it’s it’s dying or not. You just assume its pas­sing as a given and move on to more inte­res­ting, less ove­ru­sed ideas.
In the seartch for new metaphors, Clue­train came along and sud­denly everything was about “The Con­ver­sa­tion”. That’s fine, I like “Con­ver­sa­tion” as a mar­ke­ting metaphor, but after a while I star­ted get­ting a wee bit tired of hea­ring the word “Con­ver­sa­tion” every second sen­tence in mar­ke­ting mee­tings. We all know you can’t really hold a real con­ver­sa­tion with twenty million peo­ple (although the tire­less Robert Sco­ble would like to try). As much as I love the Clue­train, “Con­ver­sa­tion” as an all-purpose mar­ke­ting metaphor star­ted to grate on my ner­ves sur­pri­singly quickly.
Metaphors– brands, con­ver­sa­tions etc– are like pain­tings. They either work for for you or they don’t. If they don’t, there’s no amount of arguing another per­son can do to change your mind. So when peo­ple say “You’re wrong, Hugh– bran­ding is alive and well”, all I can say is “Maybe to you, it is.“
Not to men­tion, good luck selling the idea to other peo­ple, in what is already a fati­gued and over-supplied mar­ket.
I’m par­tial to the “Story” metaphor these days. But that’s just me.
“The Story” is a narra­tive. Narra­ti­ves have move­ment. They are fluid. “The Brand” is a sta­tic term. I think fluid metaphors, ones that accept “Flow” as part of their nature, simply work bet­ter.
Besi­des, nobody is currently offe­ring to pay me the big bucks to help keep the ever-drearier Brand Metaphor alive on their behalf. And I don’t do nec­rophi­lia for free.

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22 Responses to “i don’t do necrophilia for free”

  1. frosty says:

    Maybe one way to think about bran­ding is just making peo­ple aware of the story’s author.
    Asso­cia­ting Author < – > Story, which is both backward-looking (based on known sto­ries) and forward-looking (encou­ra­ging anti­ci­pa­tion of future stories).

  2. Keith Handy says:

    A recu­rring theme in Kathy Sierra’s blog is that peo­ple want a pro­duct that is about them, rather than about whoe­ver is crea­ting the pro­duct. So I would say that brands, i.e. focu­sing on trying to get the cus­to­mer to fall in love with the com­pany, goes against that. The suc­cess of Apple as a brand, I think, is more about who the cus­to­mer beco­mes when they buy the pro­duct and join that elite group … or cult, if you feel that way about it.
    “Con­ver­sa­tion” at least inc­lu­des the end user, cus­to­mer, client, wha­te­ver. I’m not sure “story” does that, but it’s impor­tant for other rea­sons.
    Why do you have to make one metaphor the hero? I think these are all ele­ments that work together.

  3. hugh macleod says:

    I’d desc­ribe the Apple story as “Story­te­lling at its finest”.
    The story can be about “Us” or “Them”, “I” or “Thou”. It doesn’t mat­ter. What peo­ple like are sto­ries they can pro­ject their own narra­ti­ves on to. And that’s the art of it.

  4. Jeff Atwood says:

    > As much as I love the Clue­train, “Con­ver­sa­tion” as an all-purpose mar­ke­ting metaphor star­ted to grate on my ner­ves sur­pri­singly quickly.
    Urgh, tell me about it. I never unders­tood what the heck this meant any­way, but it’s quickly beco­ming synony­mous with “I’m a Mar­ke­ting Weasel™”.

  5. For­get Just-In-Case Mar­ke­ting Mes­sa­ges. Think Just-In-Time Information.

    We are beco­ming inc­rea­singly resis­tant to mar­ke­ting mes­sa­ges being pushed at us, even those that come in the form of friendly remin­ders that we’ve already agreed to receive. Case in point: Denise Wake­man asks

  6. eric says:

    **Not to men­tion, good luck selling the idea to other peo­ple, in what is already a fati­gued and over-supplied mar­ket**
    Shit. Good luck? If it were hard to sell fati­gued and over-supplied ideas, we wouldn’t have net­work TV spots, all ISP com­pany web ban­ner ads, con­sul­tants, SPAM, info­mer­cials, desig­ner dia­per bags and most soft­ware. Selling it is as easy as pis­sing on the broad side of a barn. Waking up every mor­ning, and fee­ling good about selling it is another thing.

  7. bmo says:

    Metaphors — the inapt lea­ding the inept — are dead. End of story.

  8. hugh macleod says:

    bmo:
    Death is also metaphor ;-)

  9. dave rogers says:

    Exce­llent post! (Pro­bably because it con­forms to my opi­nions, but any­way…)
    “Con­ver­sa­tion” gra­ted on me because it only furthers the mer­can­ti­li­za­tion of every human inte­rac­tion. The whole “clue­train” group-think thing bugs me because we’re all “clue­less” to a great extent, and those onboard the “clue­train” haven’t see­med to have hap­pe­ned upon that par­ti­cu­lar clue. I dis­like the phrase “get it” for much the same rea­son. They’re phra­ses inten­ded to merely rea­rrange hie­rarchy in the com­pe­ti­tion for rank, rather than reduce it; which is rather sur­pri­sing given the enthu­siasm for a “flat” world in some quar­ters. Maybe it’s just enthu­siasm for groovy new “memes.” Maybe I’m just a cyni­cal cur­mud­geon.
    And finally, the pre­vious two com­ments regar­ding death and metaphor pro­vi­ded a superb “daily moment of Zen.“
    A most worthwhile visit.

  10. di says:

    while you’re at it, meme is way ove­ru­sed and anno­ying as well.

  11. Rockster says:

    Everything you need to know about this topic begins and ends with Seth. If it ain’t remar­ka­ble, all the pig lips­tick in the world ain’t gonna help.

  12. hugh macleod says:

    di, hell, “meme” soun­ded anno­ying the first time I heard it.

  13. hugh macleod says:

    Bruce, yeah, I know what you mean.

  14. dave rogers says:

    “while you’re at it, meme is way ove­ru­sed and anno­ying as well.“
    Con­cur. Hence the “scare quotes.”

  15. Bruce DeBoer says:

    Where the F**K did meme come from any­way? Let’s decide to kill it RIGHT HERE!

  16. Tom Asacker says:

    Jim Autry, reti­red CEO of Mere­dith Corp. once wrote:
    “Beco­ming a mana­ger has much to do with lear­ning the metaphors; beco­ming a good mana­ger has much to do with using the metaphors; and beco­ming a lea­der has much do do with chan­ging the metaphors.“
    As you sug­ges­ted, Hugh, if the metaphor works then use it. If it doesn’t, kill it!
    I also believe, howe­ver, that metaphors evolve. Wit­ness the change in mea­ning of “the Dot Com eco­nomy” pre– and post-bust. That being said, I believe brand has evol­ved for many — and for the bet­ter. But there are still folks stuck in the lip-stick on the pig para­digm. Check out the rant over here: http://www.acleareye.com. And please join in. I’d appre­ciate your thoughts.

  17. Hugh: I can’t think of a metaphor for how much I agree with you on this, but perhaps you can take it as read…

  18. Hugh, yes, Death is a metaphor. But dead is dead!

  19. hugh macleod says:

    Brian,
    Oh, no it isn’t.… ;-)

  20. Coor­di­na­tion Theory in a Flat World

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  21. Coor­di­na­tion Theory in a Flat World

    Follow me here for my unders­tan­ding of what this flat world busi­ness is about, and what we can do about it as indi­vi­duals, emplo­yees, busi­ness foun­ders, owners, sta­kehol­ders, and as managers.

    Doc Searls has a pro­vo­ca­tive post, the “