Archive for April, 2005

April 6, 2005

“flatlined”

Fred Wil­son makes an encou­ra­ging point about glo­ba­li­sa­tion:

Why should my country mat­ter more than my world? If the world is beco­ming smar­ter, more open, more free, and with more oppor­tu­nity for ever­yone, I think that’s a won­der­ful thing. My kids are going to have to step it up a notch to keep up with the com­pe­ti­tion. And I think they will do just fine.

I have a friend who’s a car­pen­ter. Most of his busi­ness is within a 20-mile radius from where he lives. I sug­ges­ted he star­ted blog­ging. Make his sch­tick glo­bal. Who knows, maybe some Japa­nese guy will see it, dig his work and offer to fly him over to Japan to build a new house. That kind of thing.
Why not?

April 5, 2005

i could not resist…

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Link

blogging “cool hunting” thingumy

The PSFK Cool Hunt on FLICKR.
PSFK is a blog about planning/luxury branding/advertising/marketing.

more hamish:

From Hamish, my old high school buddy:

In Gene­tics I once saw the growth curve of a yeast popu­la­tion, in a jar, and the growth curve for the human popu­la­tion over­laid, and sta­tis­ti­cally they were more or less the same. Only pro­blem is that the popu­la­tion collap­ses about fifty years from now to a steady state of about ten per­cent of its current level.

pure marketing meltdown denial

More controversy/conversation about fake blogs.
Frankly, it’s all a bit of a storm in a trea­cup. OF COURSE a blog can be “fake” and still work well, and be con­si­de­red a great blog… BUT ONLY IF the voice behind the mask is authen­tic. Monolo The Shoe Blog­ger is a fabu­lous exam­ple.
But if your voice/persona/alter ego comes off as pho­ney, whether it’s “real”, “fake”, or a bit of both, you’re going get ham­me­red, and not just by kvetchy blog­gers like me. But by the mar­ket you’re in.
Why is this so hard for some advertising/marketing/PR peo­ple to unders­tand? This has a lot to do with it. Pure mar­ke­ting melt­down denial.
[UPDATE:] Monolo sends me a note:

Hello to the Hugh!
It is most amu­sing indeed that you have today sin­gled out the Manolo for men­tion in your blog, for it was it just the last night that the Manolo he had dis­co­ve­red your witty and most per­cep­tive blog. Indeed he spent much time rea­ding and con­si­de­ring your Hugh­train Mani­festo. (There is much good in this work.)
As for the con­tro­versy about the “fake” blogs, you are exactly correct. It is the load of the dung.
As the aside, the Manolo he recently par­ti­ci­pa­ted, as the Manolo, in the inter­net focus group for the mar­ke­ting com­pany that was see­king the infor­ma­tion on how to build what the Manolo assu­mes is the “killer” marketing/corporate blog.
Many were the times during the course of this “dis­cus­sion” that the Manolo he tried to tell the peo­ples (who were clearly not lis­te­ning to this wis­dom) that it was not the topic, or the design of the blog, or even the “infor­ma­tion” that the blog deli­ve­red that deter­mi­ned the suc­cess or fai­lure of the blog, but rather the per­so­na­lity and the “voice” of the blog. And this it is the func­tion of the talent behind the blog. Of the course, the Manolo he could not but point to his own hum­ble efforts as the exam­ple of the blog that suc­ceeds, and very rapidly at that, by having the dis­tinct per­so­na­lity and voice, ones that mesh well with the pur­po­ses of the blog.
Which means, sadly for many corporate/marketing blog-builders, that much of the suc­cess of the blog depends much upon the talent of the blog­ger behind it. Hap­pily, when this it is rea­li­zed (howe­ver many years down the road) it means that the best blog­gers will be paid hand­so­mely. Of the course, the Manolo he is not hol­ding his breath while he waits for this to hap­pen.
Best of the Wishes,
Manolo

[NOTE TO SELF:] It’s FUN watching the dino­saurs die!

flat world

Great Article by The New York Times. “It’s A Flat World After All”:

It all hap­pe­ned while we were slee­ping, or rather while we were focu­sed on 9/11, the dot-com bust and Enron — which even promp­ted some to won­der whether glo­ba­li­za­tion was over. Actually, just the oppo­site was true, which is why it’s time to wake up and pre­pare our­sel­ves for this flat world, because others already are, and there is no time to waste.

As over 90% of my busi­ness and rea­dership is abroad… Rock on.
[NOTE TO SELF:] Pos­si­ble book idea/book title: “How To Create A Glo­bal Mic­ro­brand In Six Weeks On A Taco-Stand Bud­get”.
[UPDATE:] Some more dis­cus­sion on the sub­ject over at Meta­fi­ter. Thanks to Peter for the link.

April 4, 2005

this is a whole different league

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A Savile Row suit takes about 4 – 8 weeks to make, from pla­cing the order, to having the “for­ward”, to get­ting the final pro­duct on your back. And if you live abroad, it can take even lon­ger.
In a recent gaping­void com­ment, John pon­ders “whether the exten­ded deli­very times of old were due to inef­fi­cient busi­nes­ses or a desire to arti­fi­cially make the pro­duct seem spe­cial.“
My reply:

Shor­te­ning the deli­very times is defi­ni­tely cut­ting cor­ners. But some­ti­mes that’s just as much the customer’s fault, for not unders­tan­ding how the game actually works.
Let’s say you’re Mr Jones, and you bought a suit last year from Tom, which you loved. So let’s say you want another one, just like it. Quite right.
Well, for that to hap­pen you need it seen by the same guy who sewn it last time, say, Peter G (not his real name), one of the best 3 – 4 sewing tai­lors in the world.
Hey, guess what? I saw Peter G yes­ter­day [true story], and he’s currently busy sewing 15 suits for a cer­tain New Yor­ker who is both very rich and famous. And after that he’s got another job of 12 suits for another hot shot of equal fame and social stan­ding. And who knows? Maybe the Sul­tan of Bru­nei will fly into Lon­don for the day and order 30 suits, as he’s been known to do in the past. So our friend Peter G is busy for a while.
Mr Jones, you as a cus­to­mer have two choi­ces– wait for Peter G to fit you in or give Tom per­mis­sion to give your job to another tai­lor.
What would be your ans­wer?
By auto­ma­ti­cally shor­te­ning pro­duc­tion times you are basi­cally allo­wing the suit to be hand­led by dif­fe­rent tai­lors, every time.
You think you get to cut coats for Mr Bru­nei Sul­tan Chap­pie, or let’s say Cal­vin Klein, Donald Trump, Gray­don Car­ter [all 4 of these gent­le­men have had coats made by tai­lors I know per­so­nally] etc, by having “a desire to arti­fi­cially make the pro­duct seem spe­cial”?
No, sorry. This isn’t Desig­ner Label. This isn’t Madi­son Ave­nue. This is a whole dif­fe­rent league.

I really like that last bit. “No, sorry. This isn’t Desig­ner Label. This isn’t Madi­son Ave­nue. This is a whole dif­fe­rent lea­gue.” So nice to be part of a busi­ness where the usual cul­tu­ral and mar­ke­ting bullshit most of us have to hack through on a daily basis is com­ple­tely irrelevant.

t-shirt subscriptions

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Just got off the phone with my t-shirt ven­dor.
The web­site should be ready to go in a day or two. Just one or two details to be iro­ned out. We’re hoping Wednesday-Friday for launch.
We’re limi­ting the subsc­rip­tion ser­vice[*] to 100 subsc­ri­bers only to start with, to give non-subscribers a chance to buy the 100 remai­ning shirts[**].
Sounds fair enough, right?
[*] The Subsc­rip­tion Ser­vice: Sign up and every time there’s a new design out, we ship it to you auto­ma­ti­cally, and deduct from your cre­dit card. And again, yes, you can unsubsc­ribe at any time etc etc.
[**] As I’ve said before, we’re doing limi­ted edi­tions of 200 shirts per design, and no more than 4 designs avai­la­ble at one time. Under­supply is bet­ter than over­supply etc.
[UPDATE:] Peo­ple are asking ques­tions in the com­ments; I’m ans­we­ring them in the com­ments. Go there if want to know more etc.

April 3, 2005

damn. john and richard are smart.

I’m currently rea­ding The Mar­ke­ting Play­book for the second time (you can also go read the matching blog here).
I have to tell you, I’m loving it second time around, far more than the first time. That’s no fault of the authors. When I read it first time last year, I was pretty busy at my adver­ti­sing day job, The Hugh­train was in the middle of being writ­ten, and my head was already pretty fried from all that day-job mar­ke­ting stuff.
Being able to read it with a much less career-orientated, jaded pers­pec­tive makes the mes­sage far more inte­res­ting, not sur­pri­singly.
I’ll write a more com­plete review once I’m done rea­ding it…

happy happy joy joy

Not sad, but still true: When one of your heroes blogs one of your car­toons, it’s a won­der­ful feeling.

more happy fun t-shirt debate:

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In the com­ments of a recent post, Ulrich says:

It seems you don’t unders­tand the dif­fe­rence bet­ween having an order sys­tem and giving a T-Shirt you offer to ever­yone who asks (let’s say, that would be 334 peo­ple), and offe­ring something at Wal Mart.
I was cri­ti­ci­zing what Rick Segal said: that selling more than 200 shirts would piss peo­ple off. What an eli­tist atti­tude is that? “I want to be the only one (with 199 others) who has that shirt; if there’s demand from 334 peo­ple ins­tead of 200, f*** them.“
Sorry, but this is just crea­ting arti­fi­cial shor­tage of a pro­duct. Of course the situa­tion is totally dif­fe­rent for bes­poke suits, where supply is limi­ted by work capa­city! And Wal Mart is a whole dif­fe­rent issue, too.

Funny, Ulrich. I chose the num­ber 200 because that’s the mini­mum num­ber per design the fac­tory will handle.
Had their num­ber been lower, let’s say 50, I would’ve gone with 50.
Firstly, to make large amounts of designs avai­la­ble, to anyone who wants them, when they get around to wan­ting one, while still retai­ning high qua­lity con­trol and a com­pe­ti­tive price is an expen­sive busi­ness. Spen­ding large sums of money “just in case it gets really suc­cess­ful” isn’t my style.
Secondly, the sim­ple fact is, I don’t want to make lots of designs avai­la­ble in large, mass quan­ti­ties, and I believe the majo­rity of my most loyal rea­ders don’t want me to, either.
And since I care about what these peo­ple think FAR MORE than what “Hypothe­ti­cal T-Shirt Cus­to­mer Num­ber 334″ thinks, the scar­city you men­tion is not in fact arti­fi­cial; it is real. Until I change my mind.
Thirdly, how do you know there are more than 200 peo­ple wan­ting a cer­tain t-shirt design? Are you willing to put up your money to cover my sur­plus stock if there isn’t? I’m assu­ming you are not, but still, feel free to send me a check for $250,000 and I might recon­si­der chan­ging my busi­ness model to fit your anti-elitist world­view.
[MORE THOUGHTS FROM CHRIS:] “The Psy­co­logy of Scarcity”.

savile row in the evening standard

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Have you ever won­de­red why English Cut has such an uncon­ven­tio­nal busi­ness model by Savile Row stan­dards? An article in last Friday’s Eve­ning Stan­dard maga­zine (The ES is the big Lon­don paper that every­body buys to read on their eve­ning com­mute) went a long way to explai­ning why. The busi­ness is chan­ging, and methinks in English Cut’s favor.
I couldn’t find a URL on their web­site. Luc­kily Domi­nik sent me scans of it. Go see:
Page One. Page Two. Page Three.

April 2, 2005

conflict of interest

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Tris, you made a few good points about Gour­met Sta­tion Blog, which I, for good or ill named as this week’s win­ner of “The Beyond Lame Award”.
Now that I know more about the story behind GSB, my atti­tude has sof­te­ned. This is due in no small part to the Pre­si­dent of GSB per­so­nally lea­ving a remark in my com­ments sec­tion (You see what a little honest con­ver­sa­tion can do? CEO’s, take note.).
But let’s face it, using stock pho­to­graphy of posed, fake, happy, smi­ling yup­pies ANYWHERE near the blo­gopshere is just asking for trou­ble.
Frankly, it just screams “pre­ten­tious”. And “pre­ten­tious” doesn’t get you the bene­fit of the doubt in the Blo­gopshere. It gets you “Beyond Lame Awards”, as GSB found out. Harsh but true.
Wha­te­ver. I’m sure GSB is a good com­pany with a great pro­duct run by nice peo­ple, even if their blog­ging pro­wess could use a refresher course. I sin­ce­rely wish them well.
But there’s a big­ger issue, which affects any­body trying to make a living in the ad busi­ness, to grea­ter or les­ser degrees.
The big­ger issue is that a lot of peo­ple and busi­nes­ses are now entrus­ting adver­ti­sing agen­cies to build their blogs for them. If your blog buil­ding is currently entrus­ted to an ad agency, I’d be REALLY care­ful, and REALLY ruth­less with them.
The fact is, ad agen­cies hate blogs. They utterly des­pise them, even if they tell you other­wise. They hate them because if done well, they’re cheap and they’re easy. Frankly, they’re in the busi­ness of selling you stuff that is neither.
They also hate blogs because blog­ging rewards authen­ti­city and punishes insin­ce­rity, whe­reas the ad agency busi­ness model does EXACTLY the oppo­site.
Blogs have a fun­de­men­tal con­flict of inte­rest with the eco­no­mics and ethics of run­ning a tra­di­tio­nal ad agency, and no slick, Cluetrain-savvy agency pitch is going to change that.
Seems to me GSB got caught in the crossfire.

microtulipmania

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The gaping­void t-shirt con­ver­sa­tion starts to get inte­res­ting:
1. I decide to limit each design to 200 shirts, and no more. And no more than 4 designs avai­la­ble at one time, ever.
I do this for rea­sons sta­ted in a recent post, “The Tao of Under­supply”.
2. Chris over at The Social Cus­to­mer Mani­festo pipes in:

You have hun­dreds (thou­sands?) of car­toons you’ve drawn over the years. Of the four you pick at any one time, there will be some folks who like them, and pick them up. But isn’t it con­si­de­rably more likely that a far grea­ter num­ber of folks would want some other design that you are not pro­du­cing?
By way of com­pa­ri­son, there’s (frankly) no rea­son why an indi­vi­dual can’t, say, grab one of the .jpgs of one of your car­toons, upload it to Cafe­Press (or their local t-shirt shop), and make them­sel­ves a t-shirt of it. Once those ima­ges are out (and a lot of them are), there’s really nothing pre­ven­ting that. And if that indi­vi­dual is just pro­du­cing that one shirt for his or her self and not selling them, it’s likely you’d never know.

Then Rick Segal pipes in:

There is more to it then just the shirt.
By way of another exam­ple. I have a collec­tion of Hard Rock polo shirts from the Hard Rocks around the world. I only get them from the pla­ces where I have been and orde­red food. I don’t have peo­ple get them for me nor do I buy them just in pas­sing nor do I even like them as gifts.
If the hard rock offe­red all the shirts on a web­site for any store they had, I’d drop collec­ting them in a second because there is no story, no per­so­nal story around the shirts.
These days, it’s not about price or maybe even supply, rather it’s about buzz and the story behind wha­te­ver I’m buying.
The key thing to watch? Assume Hugh gets two hun­dred peo­ple sig­ned up for the auto­ma­tic t-shirt fix. That’s the entire run. Now what?
Do you have a wai­ting list for peo­ple to can­cel so you can get onto the list? Do you piss off 200 peo­ple by sec­retly making some extra? Do you ‘cop out’ in the name of greed/making money and make more while telling the ori­gi­nal 200 peo­ple, sorry, demand thing.
If Hugh ends up with, call it, 100,000 active rea­ders of whom 10,000 are die hard fans and you have only 200 get­ting t-shirts with a 400 per­son wai­ting list to get into the queue for a t-shirt fix, I won­der how peo­ple will define that. Some pun­dits will say, goof­ball coulda made more money while others will do a case study on crea­ting buzz.
And every­body will be right.

So I leave the follo­wing com­ment in Rick’s blog:

My own two cents: if demand exceeds 200 shirts per design, like I said, when they’re gone, they’re gone. I’ll just make more designs avai­la­ble.
If you give peo­ple an incen­tive to act quickly (“There are only 200 in the world, and they’ll be sold out in 3 days”), they act quickly. If you give peo­ple an incen­tive to delay (“Come back next year when they’ll be 75% less”) they delay.
I’m not bothe­red about coun­ter­feits. All the fake Bea­nie Babies did was drive the price of real Bea­nie Babies sky high. The fakes became first-class adverts for the real thing, fully fun­ded by third par­ties. Indi­rect mar­ke­ting at its best.
And what about secon­dary mar­kets pos­sibly deve­lo­ping? What if demand for shirts were such that any­body who owned a shirt could pretty much be gua­ran­teed to sell it at a high pro­fit on E-Bay?
Then we’re tal­king mic­ro­tu­lip­ma­nia.
So I sup­pose what I would need then are just 200 out of 100-odd-thousand gaping­void rea­ders to help me create this secon­dary mar­ket… it’s one busi­ness model, anyway.

So… anyone want to buy a tulip?

company feedback

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Now this does plea­santly sur­prise me. Donna Lynes-Miller, who works for the com­pany that won yesterday’s “Beyond Lame” Award, left a mes­sage in the com­ments:

We appre­ciate your com­ments about the Gour­metS­ta­tion blog and our fic­ti­tious cha­rac­ter and site host, T. Ale­xan­der. We are a small pio­nee­ring food com­pany and we see the blog and its con­tent as a way of adding value to our patron’s expe­rience. What T. Ale­xan­der has to say about food is not as impor­tant as what our patrons have to share about their culi­nary adven­tu­res. We believe that our blog stra­tegy is appro­priate so long as there is full disc­lo­sure that T.A. is fic­ti­tious. We believe that blog­ging is not yet a fully defi­ned term, pro­cess, or model… so it is dif­fi­cult to say what is fake and what is real. Time will tell. In the mean­time, we appre­ciate your feedback.

Perhaps more dif­fi­cult for some peo­ple than others, Donna.
One of the most unplea­sant jobs I ever had was wri­ting a 10,000 word brochure for a luxury 60-foot yacht.
The agency thought because the pro­duct was “ups­cale”, the wri­ting style had to be pre­ten­tious and fake. “Ima­gine your­self surroun­ded in the sump­tuous, prin­cely luxury that only the dis­cer­ning few will have the rare pri­ve­ledge to expe­rience yak yak yak…“
It was 6 weeks of hell, wri­ting that. Utterly dread­ful.
Sounds like your ad agency sold you that same sch­tick. Yak. Yak. Yak.
A great food brand or a great food blog­ger is no dif­fe­rent than a great chef. She needs pas­sion and autho­rity. Methinks your T. Ale­xan­der per­sona has little of either.
As an ups­cale food com­pany, can you really afford that?
Still, kudos and thanks for stop­ping by and giving your side of the story.

April 1, 2005

“beyond lame” goes upscale

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Couldn’t wait a whole week before pos­ting this latest “Beyond Lame” Award:
It’s fake, and it’s ups­cale. Just like the peo­ple you hope to one day be like.
Nice one.
[Thanks to BLOGthen­ti­city for the pointer.]

hey, commodity boy!

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A fami­liar theme in various e-mail exchan­ges I’ve been having recently:

The Long Tail not­withs­tan­ding, if you’re in an ever-increasingly crow­ded mar­ket where the (A) the barriers to entry dec­rease with every pas­sing day and (B) your com­pe­ti­tion get youn­ger, hun­grier, sexier and chea­per than you by the hour, then I’d be con­cer­ned.
With the inter­net [not to men­tion, ummmm.… Wal­Mart, China etc etc], if you have to com­pete on price, you’re dead…

Make your pro­duct as freely avai­la­ble as pos­si­ble to the grea­test num­ber of peo­ple pos­si­ble? Hey, Com­mo­dity Boy, Fetch!!

merit, we don’t need no stinking merit

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Suw is tal­king about Blo­gosphe­ric Glass Cei­lings.

Peo­ple like Searls, Gill­mor and Rosen have whuf­fie in spa­des, and this is why they can start snow­balls rolling downhill and why those snow­balls grow as they go. If you have no whuf­fie, your snow­ball will just melt — no whuf­fie means few rea­ders, no one gai­ning kudos off deve­lo­ping your idea, no whuf­fie coming back to you for having had it. The idea goes nowhere.
It’d be nice to think that it’s the qua­lity of the idea that gets the snow­ball moving, but more often than not, that has nothing to do with it. Hugh Mac­leod, for exam­ple, has so much whuf­fie that all he has to do is fart and the track­backs start rolling in.

Fair enough (even if I’m not con­vin­ced that my <a href=”“Wuf­fie” is as high as she claims).
It’s a funny one, this topic. Trea­ting wuf­fie [the mea­sure of one’s influence in an internet-enabled sphere] like hard currency (gold, dia­monds, The Ame­ri­can Dollar etc) is temp­ting (because it’s easy) but at the end of the day, ill-advised (because you will starve if you do).
But Suw is right. The Blo­gosphere isn’t a meri­toc­racy. Of course it isn’t. To paraph­rase Seth Godin, nobody’s going to read your blog unless there’s something in it for them.
“Something in it for them” has always had little to do with merit.

keep writing

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