April 1, 2005

“beyond lame” goes upscale

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Couldn’t wait a whole week before pos­ting this latest “Beyond Lame” Award:
It’s fake, and it’s ups­cale. Just like the peo­ple you hope to one day be like.
Nice one.
[Thanks to BLOGthen­ti­city for the pointer.]

14 Responses to ““beyond lame” goes upscale”

  1. lloyd davis says:

    Con­trast this to Neal Foley at http://podchef.motime.com/  — he blogs, he cooks, he pod­casts him­self coo­king — he truly loves food and giving to other peo­ple. It’s not very polished — but it’s true.

  2. Mark Wubben says:

    Hugh, perhaps you could post these without saying “beyond lame”? Right now I’m won­de­ring if I’m fin­ding the blog to be fake because that how it comes across, or because that’s the way you pri­med my brain to think about it.

  3. hugh macleod says:

    I’m entit­led to my own opi­nion, Mark ;-)

  4. We appre­ciate your com­ments about the Gour­metS­ta­tion blog and our fic­ti­tious cha­rac­ter and site host, T. Ale­xan­der. We are a small pio­nee­ring food com­pany and we see the blog and its con­tent as a way of adding value to our patron’s expe­rience. What T. Ale­xan­der has to say about food is not as impor­tant as what our patrons have to share about their culi­nary adven­tu­res. We believe that our blog stra­tegy is appro­priate so long as there is full disc­lo­sure that T.A. is fic­ti­tious. We believe that blog­ging is not yet a fully defi­ned term, pro­cess, or model.…so it is dif­fi­cult to say what is fake and what is real. Time will tell. In the mean­time, we appre­ciate your feedback.

  5. andy says:

    I don’t really think it’s *that* bad, but I do think it would be more effec­tive if it wasn’t a fic­tio­nal cha­rac­ter. Don’t get me wrong, I think blog fic­tion is a genre that really needs to be explo­red (I’m wor­king on a fic­tio­nal blog right now, actually), but I would much rather see a real chef blog­ging for this site. When I found out that it’s a fic­tio­nal cha­rac­ter, my first thought was, “Why couldn’t they get a real chef to do this? Is their pro­duct so bad that they couldn’t get a spo­kes­per­son?”
    As for the high-falutin’ airs to the site, I don’t really have a pro­blem with that. Living in the res­tau­rant busi­ness my entire life, I gua­ran­tee you there are plenty of peo­ple to make an audience for this kind of site.

  6. “We believe that blog­ging is not yet a fully defi­ned term, pro­cess, or model.…so it is dif­fi­cult to say what is fake and what is real.”
    Wow. Um, no.
    I think we can all agree that blogs writ­ten by adver­ti­sing agen­cies in the “voice” of fic­tio­nal cha­rac­ters are pretty much the defi­ni­tion of “fake”.
    See? That wasn’t so hard.

  7. “[I]t is dif­fi­cult to say what is fake and what is real.”
    Is it?
    Or is that the story we tell our­sel­ves to jus­tify what we do?

  8. Tony Goodson says:

    It reads like something “Mr J Peter­man” would have as a blog!

  9. Let’s get real about being “real” on blogs

    It bugs me when folks start limi­ting something accor­ding to their own rules.  So blog­ging is sup­po­sed to be about being authen­tic, being real, passing …
  10. david parmet says:

    “it is dif­fi­cult to say what is fake and what is real”
    wow.
    Donna, since you are the pre­si­dent of the com­pany, why isn’t the blog in your name? Why bother with the crea­tion of a fal­sehood? Why go through the effort?

  11. Mark Wubben says:

    Hugh, defi­na­tely. Now I’m just not sure whether I read it right :) But seeing our other post, I pro­bably did.

  12. In Defense of a Friend

    Not that she needs any defense mind you, but my first blog­ging bud ever Toby Bloom­berg is get­ting some flack from some

  13. Dawn says:

    Which is worse: a “fake blog” or cho­king res­tric­tions on rela­ti­vely span­king new tech­no­logy? When tele­vi­sion came out, peo­ple thought it would only work with “real” things like variety shows. Lucy and Dezi pro­ved that “fake” works, too. And aren’t we glad they did?!
    I haven’t read this “chef blog,” so I don’t know if it’s good or bad, but I’m not going to con­demn it based solely on what blog­ging has been so far or what some early adop­ters say it MUST be.
    Hugh, I thought you were all about brea­king out of boxes. So why are you trying to enforce the blog box? Why can’t peo­ple do what they want to without you con­dem­ning it for not fit­ting your own notions? Is THAT “how to be crea­tive”???
    I’m rather new to your blog, but I’ve read your main pie­ces and I agree with much of what you say. I also like many of your comics. So I’m sur­pri­sed at these “lame” labels you slap on, as it doesn’t fit within the rest of your mes­sage (except that it’s so cyni­cal ;) ).
    I say let peo­ple be crea­tive. They have a right to find their own audience in wha­te­ver way they wish to try, so long as it isn’t ille­gal or immo­ral, and since they haven’t hid­den the fact that the chef isn’t real, then neither is the case here. Would you not agree?

  14. Hugh and Tom blow the blogwhistle

    Accor­ding to The Week, the defi­ni­tion of dog whistle poli­tics, like that being prac­ti­sed in the UK by the Con­ser­va­ti­ves on the immi­gra­tion issue, is to:
    sieze on issues that send a sharp mes­sage that, like a dog whistle, is only audi­ble to the liste…