March 25, 2005

you poor bastard

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[NOTE TO SELF:]
Happy in your work again. Making money again. Ope­ning up to the world again.
Time for ol’ Hughie to hit the dating scene again, you poor bas­tard.
Thin­king: Female, thirtysomething-ish, based in UK, maybe Lon­don, maybe Paris. Brains and a mas­sive sense of humor would be pretty fric­kin’ essen­tial. Pre­fe­rably some­body rather sen­si­ble and non-psycho, who enjoys her peace and quiet. Some­body who likes clas­si­cal music, Cum­bria etc.
I’d wait till after you have some pho­tos of your­self in your new Savile Row suit before pos­ting any new pics. Mean­time those rather unflat­te­ring ones from last year will have to do.
Maybe you should blog this.

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23 Responses to “you poor bastard”

  1. pieman says:

    What age range you loo­king at Hugh?

  2. hugh macleod says:

    No idea. Depends on the per­son. I’m in my late 30s, so thirtysomething-ish, I sup­pose.
    But fair point. Just added “thritysomething-ish” to the main post.

  3. pieman says:

    Darn. There’s a 20-something freelancer/blogger in Sin­ga­pore who may or may not be free.
    She just sco­red a t-shirt endor­se­ment deal through her blog. She also pip­ped me to win the recent 2005 Asian Blog­gie Award thing, but I won’t hold it against her.
    And she’s not a total dog either.
    http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/top/story/0,4136,84880,00.html
    Good luck all the same.

  4. hugh macleod says:

    Heh. 20 has been “way too young for me” since I got out of college.

  5. Ric says:

    Unflat­te­ring? I don’t know, but there’s something about an unlit ciga­rette han­ging from the mouth …

  6. Tiffany says:

    Too bad Europe’s the thing … did I miss the “Fuck me I’m wea­ring a Savi­lle Row suit” cartoon?

  7. hugh macleod says:

    Actually, you did miss a “Fuck you I’m wea­ring Savile Row” car­toon, mainly because I gave it to a client right after I drew it.
    Maybe if he doesn’t mind, I’ll redraw it and post it up.

  8. Peter Cooper says:

    Sorry, Hugh, but.. “sen­si­ble and non-psycho”.. hmm, perhaps oppo­si­tes do attract after all! ;-)
    But, really, best of luck. Just make sure you find someone really unders­tan­ding of why you spend so much time blogging/working. I am currently wor­king this issue out with my part­ner, and she can find a little dif­fi­cult to unders­tand that there’s whole exci­ting world of busi­ness porn (and blog porn) out there.

  9. pieman says:

    “20 has been “way too young for me” since I got out of college.“
    Ahh, the good old days, ehh ;-)

  10. Don says:

    Hugh, man… Good thing you are doing Savile Row now. Blue and white hori­zon­tal stri­pes with a chec­ked sport coat? Talk about the anti-fashion sta­te­ment of last year!

  11. hugh macleod says:

    I was visi­ting Lon­don at the time. Had run out of clothes. The shirt was the only clean one I had left. And I only had the one jac­ket.
    Many peo­ple have com­men­ted on my dress sense of that eve­ning, since ;-)

  12. FunnyP says:

    Wake up the day after my 39th birth­day and see this car­toon. Ouch, you tug at the heartstrings…

  13. bee says:

    I think you’re fas­ci­na­tingly cere­bral. But I’m one of those obno­xious effing yanks that the world des­pi­ses. But on the other hand, I’m thirtysomething-ish, crea­tive, an ardent cere­bral lass of Irish decent, and an admi­rer of thou. Isn’t the lat­ter rea­son enough? ;)
    Perhaps I should move to London-ish…
    sigh.

  14. Hamish says:

    Wow. Go to it and good luck. No eye-rollers please.
    Heh. Heh.

  15. hugh macleod says:

    My eyes­balls were rolling long before I pos­ted this. But hey…

  16. gia says:

    I’ll have a think for you Hugh… Hmmmmm… I don’t think the pho­tos are unflat­te­ring. And I cer­tainly never thought anything bad about your dress sense that night either.

  17. Kathy Sierra says:

    [snif­fling] and all this time I thought we had something beautiful…[/sniffling]
    And here I was willing to over­look that whole awful (was it hounds­tooth?) sport­coat fiasco, too.
    Men.

  18. jbr says:

    so, hugh, if you can make a Bes­poke tai­lor world famous, ima­gine what you could do with a blog based dating ser­vice! you have the audience, the biz savvy, the tech­ni­cal capacity.…it could be the next big thing!
    paraph­ra­sing you, the mar­ket for someone to date is infinite.…

  19. Barbara says:

    Lock up your daugh­ters and sis­ters, he’s loose!!!
    Really, Hugh, I think many of your car­toons on…uhhhh…“dating”…are wor­king against you more than the ugly suit. In fact, there’s a good mar­ke­ting idea for you. Color them red, attach tooth­picks and sell them as flags! ;)

  20. Peter Cooper says:

    Actually, jbr, the dating industry really could do with a big Hugh­train sha­keup.. :) Unfor­tu­na­tely fin­ding love isn’t a big tic­ket item.. just main­tai­ning it seems to be ;-)

  21. hugh macleod says:

    You’re prob­baly right, Bar­bara. If I was (A) some­body else and (B) female I would date me, either ;-)

  22. Colleen says:

    Au con­traire, Bar­bara! The car­toons narrow the field, to be sure, but to that select slice of the – you’ll excuse the expres­sion – pie that Hugh finds desi­ra­ble.
    She’s out there, Hugh. May your bra­very in pos(t)ing the ques­tion be richly (and swiftly) rewarded.