March 6, 2005

authentic voice hell

Nice wee post from Evelyn Rodri­guez about the Nike brand losing its edge.
Starts off with Colleen, a reco­ve­ring copyw­ri­ter, posing the ques­tion:

What hap­pe­ned to Nike *after* its hey­day? Did they stop lis­te­ning? Stop deep lis­te­ning?
I so well remem­ber clients beg­ging for “Nike work.

So Evelyn, being the “Authen­tic Voice” uber-goddess, implies to us the obvious (at least, obvious if you read Evelyn a lot, not so obvious if your head’s still stuck in the 1990s).
Nike lost their authen­tic voice. And with that, lost their brand.
Though I have nothing but war­mest res­pect for Evelyn and her ideas, I see a virus about to hap­pen, and it’s not a nice one.
I see loads of second-rate Evelyn wan­na­bes rea­ding her blog, get­ting fired up, then going off and set­ting up shop as “Authen­tic Voice Brand Evan­ge­list Con­sul­tants” or wha­te­ver. I can already hear “Be your brand’s authen­tic voice!” echoing pain­fully in the cor­po­rate hall­ways.
The thing is, the “Authen­tic Voice” meme is very sim­ple to unders­tand. I get it. You get it. We all get it, already. So why bother hiring the ersatz Ev at $2000 a day?
You’re right. There is no rea­son. Chea­per to down­load the PDF.
The Nike pro­duct slip­ped, then the Nike brand. Not the other way around.
It’s chil­dishly sim­ple: Authen­tic Voice only really comes out when your pro­duct is the best in the world, or fai­ling that, world-class. Once Nike cea­sed to be as good as they could be, their words star­ted soun­ding empty. Hello, Inauthen­tic Voice.

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12 Responses to “authentic voice hell”

  1. pm says:

    The whole thing is ripe for parody. Ima­gine an Authen­tic Voice machine ala the trans­la­tor engi­nes that turn any web­page into Snoop Dogg speak or Pirate Speak. Take a cor­po­rate press release and run it through the Authen­tic Voice trans­la­tion engine and it turns the dry press release into an Authen­tic Voice blog entry.
    Maybe a bit of proac­tive parody can head off the virus before it gets epidemic.

  2. Hmmm. I dunno Hugh, you’ve said this kind of thing before and I think it’s a bit swee­ping.
    I won­der if you’re thin­king of anyone in par­ti­cu­lar who you see as faking Evelyn­dom, and if so, will you name names?

  3. hugh macleod says:

    Name names? Nah.
    It hasn’t hap­pe­ned yet, to my know­ledge. But my fer­tile ima­gi­na­tion has been busy today, ima­gi­ning Dilbert-like scenario’s.
    I just love Ev’s stuff to pie­ces. Would hate to see it dilu­ted in the hands of les­ser beings ;-)

  4. Jon says:

    Of course the pro­duct slip­ped — like (almost) every large com­pany in the world, the pas­sion that first stirs the com­pany (or more often, the LEADER of the com­pany) to great­ness sinks under the weight of sha­rehol­der demand, mar­ke­ting dipshits, and half-a-ton of MBA’s run­ning the show.
    The Pas­sion for Money buries the Pas­sion for Making Great Stuff.
    I per­so­nally think it’s the result of deca­des of teaching in our schools, and in our mar­kets.
    The most dan­ge­rous idea ari­sing from that is that *GASP* maybe what’s good for the mar­ket ISN’T always what’s good for the society.
    Gee, ya think?

  5. I’ve only just begun the “so what hap­pe­ned to Nike” con­ver­sa­tion. First by loo­king at what “hey­day” was really like.
    On the Evelyn wan­nabe: I’ve already war­ned peo­ple against cop­ying tac­tics unless they’ve adop­ted the whole underl­ying mind­set too. Or it just plain explo­des. In a recent post I said: “Wha­te­ver your underl­ying mind­set and approach to life will surely will be reflec­ted in your mar­ke­ting — no mat­ter whom you try to out­wardly imi­tate and emu­late.“
    Coke, Pepsi and Anheuser-Busch ente­red the energy drink mar­ket with limi­ted results though they attemp­ted to mimic Red Bull

  6. Geez, I for­got to men­tion I’m sig­ni­fi­cantly chea­per than $2000 a day — those sound like 1999 rates ;-)
    My back­ground is ske­wed toward pro­duct mana­ge­ment and deve­lop­ment rather than pro­duct marketing/communications and bran­ding. Hence, I think the most impor­tant time for mar­ke­ting is the ear­liest front end — at the mar­ket selec­tion, lis­te­ning to mar­ket and pro­duct con­cep­tion stage. (I do agree with Bed­bury that both pro­duct and mar­ket com­mu­ni­ca­tions need to evolve in tandem.)

  7. hugh macleod says:

    Yay! 1999 rates!

  8. Hamish says:

    Chase the regu­la­tors, then it’s like one big 1999 Y2K .com fest the whole time. Right now Ban­king and Pharms are the ones get­ting it badly, but there must be others. Incom­prehen­si­ble badly draf­ted legis­la­tion that no-one knows how to enact. Tid­ying up after big govern­ment and their incon­ti­nent law-making, it’s the wave of the future…
    And in new Expan­ded Europe we have ten coun­tries facing a Euro con­ver­sion. Sigh. It’s like being a dog that got drop­ped into the three leg­ged cat home.

  9. Vy Blog says:

    Authen­tic Voices

    I don’t have the same per­so­nal dis­sa­tis­fac­tion with Nike or its pro­duct, but Hugh makes a good case about how brands actually

  10. We Are All Zen Stu­dents, We Are All Businesspeople

    That’s also the title of the first chap­ter of Z.B.A.: Zen of Busi­ness Admi­nis­tra­tion, by Marc Les­ser (haven’t peru­sed it…yet). Zen is the Japa­nese word for medi­ta­tion — being mind­ful, being who­lehear­ted. There was a time — January 2001 -

  11. peter says:

    Jon : “The Pas­sion for Money buries the Pas­sion for Making Great Stuff.“
    Hugh: “Greed Yay!“
    A less pejo­ra­tive way of expres­sing the idea: “The need to make money limits the atten­tion we can devote to creativity/spirituality/meaning”.
    But there is a grea­ter con­flict here. The notion that con­ver­sa­tions and authen­ti­city sell more effec­ti­vely than hype and slick slo­gans is clearly a threat to a lot of peo­ple. Does Lexus need Kevin Roberts? For how long will Tho­mas con­ti­nue to need Hugh? What is the the­ma­tic dif­fe­rence bet­ween the two rela­tionships? Couldn’t both clients just “down­load the pdf”?

  12. Ambas­sa­dors ver­sus Brand Evangelists

    I went back and forth bet­ween Cuba and the Uni­ted Sta­tes a lot at the end of the ‘80s, when very few peo­ple were doing so, and I always felt that one good thing I could take to Cuba was