January 16, 2005

an open letter to bill gates

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Dear Bill,
First, thank you for all the Mic­ro­soft stuff I’ve used over the years. I assure you, it all came in handy one way or the other.
Mic­ro­soft keeps making new stuff in the hope that folks like me will buy it. Win­dows XP, Tablet PCs, all that good stuff. Some­ti­mes you’re suc­cess­ful, most of the time you’re not. Some­ti­mes Macin­tosh or some other com­pe­ti­tor makes it too easy for folk like me to get their busi­ness, ins­tead of yours. I’m sure this cau­ses you con­cern on occa­sion.
So for next time, ins­tead of you trying to guess what I’m in the mar­ket for, I thought it would save us both a lot of trou­ble if I just came out and told you staight out.
Mr Gates, I want you to build me a Tri­cor­der.
You know the one– that wee gizmo on Star Trek that Mr Spock carried around with him. It basi­cally did everything. It basi­cally told him everything he nee­ded to know. A wee com­pu­ter, about the size of a small book. Very use­ful indeed.
Well, like Mr Spock, I need a wee gizmo that does everything. A com­bi­na­tion of the follo­wing:

–cellphone
–digi­tal camera
–palm pilot
–PC
–ins­tant mes­sen­ger
–web brow­ser
–iPod
–wha­te­ver else I can think of once I’ve had more coffee.

You get the idea– something roughly the size of a cellphone that “does everything”.
Maybe with a plug-in desk­top moni­tor and key­board for the home and office etc.
If some­body steals my tri­cor­der, I can just phone my num­ber, punch in a sec­ret pin code and you guys ins­tantly freeze it and all its data for me. Plus the data’s bac­ked up on the desk­top. Then you send a repla­ce­ment right away. All paid for with insu­rance. No need to talk to anyone over the phone.
Sure, you may have to strike a deal with Apple, Nokia etc in order to get this made. Your law­yers may have to get them­sel­ves in a hissy fit about pro­prie­tory stuff but hey, I’m sure they’ll make plenty of money sor­ting it out.
But yeah, please stop trying to re-invent the PC wheel and start wor­king on the Tri­cor­der ins­tead. You and I will both be glad you did.
Best,
Hugh Mac­Leod
gapingvoid.com

22 Responses to “an open letter to bill gates”

  1. Geoff says:

    The Treo600 does all above with the Mundu Ins­tant Mes­sen­ger soft­ware for MSN, YAHOO & ICQ. PTu­nes soft­ware for MP3 and strea­ming music inbuilt apps for web brow­sing and email also Poc­ket quic­ken for accounts and expen­ses, Eat­watch for diet con­trol, Quick­word, Quick chart, Quicksheet, Quick­point all com­pa­ti­ble with their MS equivalents

  2. hugh macleod says:

    Thanks for the info, Geoff…
    So then my next ques­tion is, how come MS isn’t trying to have a con­ver­sa­tion with us about all this? Why are they let­ting Treo do it ins­tead?
    Your guess is as good as mine.

  3. Adam says:

    Trou­ble is, MS thinks they already have a tri­cor­der, in the form of Win­dows Mobile or Poc­ket PC, or some com­bi­na­tion of both. The pro­blem is, as with a lot of MS pro­ducts, they’ve reached a pla­teau in the plat­form and don’t seem to know where to go — they lack the vision to push past what ever­yone knows about poc­ket com­mu­ni­ca­tors to make something revo­lu­tio­nary that could kill the Treo. It’s not just MS, either, hence the Treo 650 being evo­lu­tio­nary rather than revo­lu­tio­nary. A lot of com­pa­nies have this pro­blem — lack of direc­tion once they’ve achie­ved what they con­si­der the pin­nacle. How many things coming out of MS in the past 5 years sur­pri­sed you (in a good way)? One of the rea­sons Apple does so well is that, most of the time, they do have a vision that extends a bit farther down the road than ever­yone else, or at least make a good show of having such a plan. To quote you, “the mar­ket for something to believe in is infi­nate,” and I tend to believe more in Apple having a plan than MS.

  4. Jean says:

    Might want to check that second link, Hugh. Doesn’t seem to have much info about tri­cor­ders on Bill Gates’ MS page. ;-)

  5. Andy says:

    What the others above have said. Look to Treo’s the 650. It is miles bet­ter than the 600 was.
    The plat­form is wide open for deve­lo­pers to extend it and new apps come out for it every­day. Everything from Excel to a camera soft­ware.
    I have to deve­lop for my com­pany on Treo’s major cor­po­rate com­pe­ti­tor ( the black­berry ). Right now the only rea­son Black­berry beats Treo in the cor­po­rate world is because Blackberry’s have a secure ser­ver setup that is inte­gra­ted with the Black­berry devi­ces them­sel­ves allo­wing all com­mu­ni­ca­tions to be secure and access from your device to behind the com­pany fire­wall is seam­less. If your device gets sto­len you just call in your num­ber to your IT group and they disa­ble that device.
    If Treo ( Palm Source ) comes out with a ser­ver setup for cor­po­ra­tions like that it will kill the Blackberry’s because Treo’s are a bet­ter device they just don’t currently have the secu­rity cor­po­rate users need for daily func­tion.
    I would really like to see Sun come out with a secure ser­ver setup for Treo’s. Sun and Palm Source already have a wor­king rela­tionship and if the did something like that on their Sola­ris 10 OS, which they have already made vir­tually free ( I think it’s like 100 bucks for the CD’s and books but essen­tially free as Ser­ver OS’s go ), then that would be a MS killer in both the pri­vate and cor­po­rate sec­tors.
    Treo already has the pri­vate sec­tor cove­red should they come out with a cor­po­rate sec­tor setup like I desc­ri­bed I think you would really be loo­king at something that will take a huge chunk out of MSFTS busi­ness and give us all what we really want. Super cool handheld devi­ces that we grew up rea­ding about in SF sto­ries and seeing on TV. I call it the “where is my flying car” syn­drome. I want my tri­cor­der and I want my flying car.
    The tech­no­logy is here for the tri­cor­der we just need to make it happen.

  6. In the mobile space, Mic­ro­soft are doing what they always do: get something out there, even if it sucks, then improve on that. With each suc­ces­sive gene­ra­tion of their smartphone stuff they’re get­ting clo­ser to your tri­cor­der.
    I’ll be buying a Nokia smartphone per­so­nally in a month or so, but one of my die-hard-Linux-fan friends who works for Sym­bian was raving about his new MS smartphone the other day.

  7. hugh macleod says:

    Duly noted and cha­ges made, Jean. Thanks =)

  8. captnswing says:

    have you ever noti­ced how tech­no­logy in movies is so seam­less? i.e. it never gets in the way of the plot line, com­plex stuff just works right away, every­body gets intui­ti­vely along with all kinds of fancy tech. the tri­co­der is a fine exam­ple of such a seam­less tech­no­logy.
    of course thats just in the movies. in the real world, already nor­mal every­day tasks are not so sim­ple — even alpha geeks have to admit that.
    the tri­co­der cha­llenge is not so much a cha­llenge of making things sma­ller and put­ting them in a book sized device (well there is a cha­llenge with the energy den­sity of todays bat­te­ries — they just cant keep up)
    the tri­co­der cha­llenge is a UI cha­llenge. not more and not less. So what you really are asking Mic­ro­soft for is solve the Lan­guage recog­ni­tion pro­blem. And get somewhere with arti­fi­cial inte­lli­gence. Because thats the only fea­si­ble way we will be able to inte­ract with such devi­ces that offer a plethora of func­tions: in natu­ral lan­guage. They will need a degree of AI in there as well (and lan­guage recog­ni­tion will prove to be a major miles­tone on the way to that goal).
    Tri­co­der indeed, but maybe not the way you and MS have thought about it

  9. hugh macleod says:

    Well, Captns­wing, I think my needs are somewhat more pro­saic than Mr Spock’s ;-)
    I just need something that does “everything”… basi­cally everything my current toys do, in one small, con­ve­nient pac­kage.
    I don’t need to know that there are 3 Klin­gons clo­sing in at Mark 7.65.

  10. Tony says:

    The pro­blem with devi­ces that try to solve too many things is that they suck in many things.
    Too many func­tions make the UI awful. The more func­tions it has, the more steps you have to take to reach the func­tion. Ever tried the BMW iDrive? BMW has put many func­tions in their onboard sys­tems, that they had to take a new approach for this. I guess it works pretty well for the num­ber of func­tions, but still it isn’t tele­pathic. (Ever noti­ced how the doors in Star Trek seem know, when they should open? They can dis­tin­guish bet­ween some­body wan­ting to go through the door and some­body just going to the door. Some things just can’t be done in real life, sorry)
    The next pro­blem, but­tons that are good for a iPod might not be good for a mobile phone. And vice versa.
    A good form fac­tor for a mobile phone is not a good form fac­tor for a palm pilot.
    Its temp­ting to demand: “I want a device that does everything!” but the result will be less than you demand. Either you have a good phone, that has some mediocre extra func­tions. Or you have a palm pilot, that you can use as phone that’s too big. If you make it too small, the screen won’t be big enough for a web-browser. I think you get the drift.
    Can there be some break through to solve this? Voice recog­ni­tion? Mid-Air pro­jec­tion dis­play? AI? Maybe. Lets see.
    I think, evo­lu­tion is the ONLY road we can go down. Make a thing good. Add func­tions. Make it bet­ter. Add more func­tions. The palm pilot didn’t drop out of thin air, it was a evo­lu­tion. And in the end, there are no revo­lu­tions. Apple doesn’t do revo­lu­tions, they just know how to make the best of avai­la­ble tech­no­logy (And that is not a easy thing) and they have to hope that they can sell enough until every­body figu­res out how to do it right. And Mic­ro­soft crea­tes new tech­no­lo­gies (which isn’t a easy thing either), but they have to wait until some­body shows them what they can do with it.
    Just my two cents.

  11. Brock Tice says:

    Ditto on the Treo. I have the 600 and love it. I just wish it had a 2 MP camera with flash, then it really would replace 4 devi­ces (camera, mp3 pla­yer, palm, phone). As it is, it repla­ces the camera in a few, very limi­ted situa­tions. All in good time, as we’ve seen with the new camera pho­nes coming out of east asia.
    Mic­ro­soft has a long way to go on this. I had (have, but don’t use) a Poc­ketPC 2003 device. It was my first Poc­ketPC device, not coun­ting 2 WinCE devi­ces long ago, and it really was not any good as a mobile plat­form. The task mana­ger was so use­less com­pa­red to palm that I had to down­load a palm task list clone app to even use the device for it.
    I’ve been back and forth a little with Robert Sco­ble on pre­vious artic­les, but I can tell you this — Palm is currently much, much clo­ser than Mic­ro­soft. When are they going to figure out that Win­dows isn’t the best inter­face for everything?

  12. Brock: have you even taken a look at my Sco­blephone? The UI doesn’t look like Win­dows to me.

  13. Stephen says:

    I’m with Hugh — I want a small, easy-to-use device that does everything. Howe­ver, I sus­pect that this isn’t a rea­lis­tic pos­si­blity in the near future. But that isn’t the point.
    That’s right, it doesn’t mat­ter if we can’t get it right away. I can wait for it, as long as I am con­fi­dent that it is coming some­time. And this is the cha­llenge for com­pa­nies like Mic­ro­soft, Sony etc. They need to figure out what the mar­ket wants, and then let the mar­ket know they are on to it.
    You see, as a con­su­mer, I have been con­sis­tently been disap­poin­ted by some of these large com­pa­nies over the years. To use Mic­ro­soft as the ongoing exam­ple (although they aren’t uni­que in this regard), it vexes me greatly when I am expec­ted to be happy with being told the new “thing” (soft­ware, hard­ware or ser­vice) is going to solve a bunch of my pro­blems, but all I get is a pile of shit (Win­dows ME, anyone?).
    As poin­ted out ear­lier, some of us are more likely to put our faith in things that we are con­fi­dent will deli­ver us the goods. That is why many peo­ple are such one-eyed sup­por­ters of Apple or Linux.
    I don’t expect to get a Tri­cor­der any­time soon, but I’ll jump on the band­wa­gon for wha­te­ver com­pany I believe will get me there the quic­kest.
    I for one actually hope that Mic­ro­soft get their “vision” together, and that they manage to deli­ver on their pro­mi­ses. Because I am not impres­sed by their pro­mi­ses; I am impres­sed by them kee­ping their pro­mi­ses.
    As much as I des­pise Mic­ro­soft, I also love them. I use many of their pro­ducts every­day, and for the most part I wouldn’t change that for a second. But if someone comes along and offers what I need both now and in the future, I’ll pro­bably be switching in an ins­tant.
    I have a huge per­so­nal invest­ment in Mic­ro­soft, but not a lot of faith in that invest­ment. I don’t think I am in a uni­que situa­tion.
    Will I have an oppor­tu­nity to regain my faith in Mic­ro­soft, or will it be sto­len by Sony or some other big com­pany, or will I fall in love with some new star­tup?
    The point I think is that this isn’t a battle for tar­get demo­graphics or key influen­cers, it is a battle for hearts and minds. Give me a rea­son to believe…

  14. Haiku

    Hugh stabs Mic­ro­soft On plat­form, Robert dan­ces Money flows to Bill…

  15. Treo = Tricorder

    I hadn’t thought about it, but as com­men­ters point out, the Treo 650 is pretty nearly a Tri­cor­der. Com­bine it with a Com­badge and you can be in Trek Nirvana.…

  16. It’s a great idea — but — the tri­cor­der was more of a sen­sor device, you know for trac­king “life forms” and energy rea­dings, yada, yada, yada

  17. The Next Revo­lu­tion in Soft­ware: From Hel­ping Hand to Right Hand Man

    Soft­ware has a problem:

  18. I already have a tri­cor­der. Well, except it doesn’t scan “life signs” … unless someone has an SDIO life signs detec­tor.
    See what I mean here:
    http://geekswithblogs.net/bpaddock/archive/2005/01/14/20020.aspx

  19. Andy says:

    Bran­dons res­ponse is why I say Treo 650 not the 600.
    These are the new fea­tu­res in the Treo 650 as oppo­sed to the 600:
    http://www.palmone.com/us/products/smartphones/treo650/whatsnew.html
    The Audio­vox PPC-6601 carried by Sprint are very cool but I think the 650 has all of them beat unless you need secure cor­po­rate e-mail the the only alter­na­tive currently is Blackberry.

  20. Jblog says:

    one word… MPX 2005 FEB
    Mic­ro­soft Win­dows Mobile

  21. Andy says:

    ^D@mn that thing looks cool! Now I want one of those too. But I am going to have to wait until the price comes down a bit.