Comments on: new sales policy

By: Tom Jones

Tom Jones — Sat, 25 Dec 2004 23:51:29 +0000

Since dollars are ‘a dime a dozen’ these days I’ll pay you $416.00 for your work entitled ‘en masse’. Of course, considering that the dollar has lost 50% of its value against the Euro in the last three years I’ll just mail you a check for $208.00 and call it even.

By: trebenaid

trebenaid — Fri, 29 Oct 2004 11:46:42 +0000

Do you take Monopoly money?

By: trebenaid

trebenaid — Fri, 29 Oct 2004 11:37:34 +0000

Do you take Monopoly money?

By: kip fulton

kip fulton — Thu, 21 Oct 2004 23:49:44 +0000

You so laughy…I love fucking! Heheh.

By: Jeff Clark

Jeff Clark — Wed, 15 Sep 2004 21:57:19 +0000

Just fucking? I’m for it. Hope you accept PayPal as I’ve been selling everything I own on ebay to buy you out.

By: hugh macleod

hugh macleod — Mon, 13 Sep 2004 21:25:50 +0000

Actually, I’m thinking of just narrowing it down to fucking. Self-doubt is so 90’s.

By: keith

keith — Fri, 10 Sep 2004 10:33:03 +0000

Fucking and self doubt? Expand your portfolio
and maybe en masse might fetch a ten spot.

By: keith

keith — Fri, 10 Sep 2004 10:32:55 +0000

Fucking and self doubt? Expand your portfolio
and maybe en masse might fetch a ten spot.

By: Wayne Rocket

Wayne Rocket — Fri, 10 Sep 2004 09:49:47 +0000

Based on your asking price, our research team has done an extensive, meticulous valuation analysis and we’ve conluded there just aren’t enough dots.

By: P"

P" — Fri, 27 Aug 2004 23:24:47 +0000

Hugh, Is age 30 coming?

By: hugh macleod

hugh macleod — Fri, 27 Aug 2004 17:07:57 +0000

Boy, I can’t wait till I’m dead!

By: Funk Broker

Funk Broker — Fri, 27 Aug 2004 10:04:40 +0000

Hugh,
I want to buy en masse for $50,000.
But only after you’re dead.
–Brett
P.S. — Isn’t being an artist great?

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 27 Aug 2004 09:02:57 +0000

Can I get a discount if I supply the business card??

By: david !

david ! — Fri, 27 Aug 2004 06:19:22 +0000

I had a trig teacher in 11th grade that said: “To get an A in this class you need between 90 and 100 grade points. There are only two ways to obtain grade points. One: you earn them. Two: you buy them. The rate is fifty thousand dollars per point.”
He was serious, too. As I believe you are. If someone wants to give you 50 grand, then hell, you’ll draw something for them, right? Anything less than that amount, and fuck ‘em, it’s not worth your time. I agree totally.

By: always.sometimes

always.sometimes — Fri, 27 Aug 2004 00:28:55 +0000

Shyit. I known a girl once who told me that $10.00 was the price for enlightenment. And she were quite the artist.