August 26, 2004

new sales policy

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I do not sell the ori­gi­nals indi­vi­dually. I only part with them en masse as part of a much lar­ger com­mis­sion.
Com­mis­sions start at $50,000 USD.
Fifty thou­sand U.S. dollars. Rock on.
Feel free to con­tact me for more info: hugh at gaping­void etc.
Thank you.

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19 Responses to “new sales policy”

  1. Andreas says:

    I can’t tell you how much I am loo­king for­ward to the com­ments on this one.
    Exce­llent. And I thought it was going to be a quiet day.

  2. lmb says:

    I thought 1000 USD was about appro­priate.
    But the great coke you’re having sure is more expen­sive, so I see why you need to raise the pri­ces ;-)

  3. No pro­blem.
    I assume you’ll accept a $50,000 dollar bill drawn on the back of a busi­ness card?
    …how about two $25,000 bills?
    If I draw a $100,000 bill, will give me change?
    ~DON :)

  4. Watson says:

    So, how many does one get ‘en masse’?
    Your life’s work?
    Hmmm. Might be worth it.

  5. always.sometimes says:

    Shyit. I known a girl once who told me that $10.00 was the price for enligh­ten­ment. And she were quite the artist.

  6. david ! says:

    I had a trig teacher in 11th grade that said: “To get an A in this class you need bet­ween 90 and 100 grade points. There are only two ways to obtain grade points. One: you earn them. Two: you buy them. The rate is fifty thou­sand dollars per point.“
    He was serious, too. As I believe you are. If someone wants to give you 50 grand, then hell, you’ll draw something for them, right? Anything less than that amount, and fuck ‘em, it’s not worth your time. I agree totally.

  7. Jimmy says:

    Can I get a dis­count if I supply the busi­ness card??

  8. Funk Broker says:

    Hugh,
    I want to buy en masse for $50,000.
    But only after you’re dead.
    –Brett
    P.S. — Isn’t being an artist great?

  9. hugh macleod says:

    Boy, I can’t wait till I’m dead!

  10. P" says:

    Hugh, Is age 30 coming?

  11. Wayne Rocket says:

    Based on your asking price, our research team has done an exten­sive, meti­cu­lous valua­tion analy­sis and we’ve con­lu­ded there just aren’t enough dots.

  12. keith says:

    Fuc­king and self doubt? Expand your port­fo­lio
    and maybe en masse might fetch a ten spot.

  13. keith says:

    Fuc­king and self doubt? Expand your port­fo­lio
    and maybe en masse might fetch a ten spot.

  14. hugh macleod says:

    Actually, I’m thin­king of just narro­wing it down to fuc­king. Self-doubt is so 90’s.

  15. Jeff Clark says:

    Just fuc­king? I’m for it. Hope you accept Pay­Pal as I’ve been selling everything I own on ebay to buy you out.

  16. kip fulton says:

    You so laughy…I love fuc­king! Heheh.

  17. trebenaid says:

    Do you take Mono­poly money?

  18. trebenaid says:

    Do you take Mono­poly money?

  19. Tom Jones says:

    Since dollars are ‘a dime a dozen’ these days I’ll pay you $416.00 for your work entit­led ‘en masse’. Of course, con­si­de­ring that the dollar has lost 50% of its value against the Euro in the last three years I’ll just mail you a check for $208.00 and call it even.