August 21, 2004

how to be a copywriter

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So you want a wri­ting job in the adver­ti­sing busi­ness. Here are my two cents:
1. Be good.
If you’re good you can get any job you want, at any agency you want. If you’re not, then you can’t and you won’t. It’s a ruth­lessly meri­toc­ra­tic busi­ness.
2. Get­ting good is mostly prac­tice.
I wrote 12 ads yes­ter­day. All good ones. Took me a cou­ple of hours. I’m not some crea­tive genius, I’ve just been doing it a while.
3. Work on the ideas, not the polishing.
Most books look the same (a “book” is your port­fo­lio of work sam­ples you send around the agen­cies when you’re hust­ling for a job). Yawn. Snore. More yawns and sno­res. Highly pro­fes­sio­nal, highly polished, and full of second-rate ideas. You don’t notice how inef­fec­tive a mar­ke­ting tool they are till there’s a reces­sion on and you REALLY NEED to find a job.
4. Seek out the excep­tio­nal minds, avoid ever­yone else.
Life is short. You don’t want to end up in The Water­coo­ler Gang.
5. Write like you mean the words.
“Being crea­tive” is not the har­dest thing in the pro­fes­sion. That’s easy. Being able to write about the client’s pro­duct with con­vic­tion, with pas­sion, with genuine huma­nity is far har­der. Most copyw­ri­ters can’t do it. If you can do it, there’s always going to be a mar­ket for it. Be exci­ted.
(read more here…)
6. Make the client think dif­fe­rently about his pro­duct.
This is the gold dust of the pro­fes­sion. This is what the client will really value over the long-haul. Hard as hell to do. It took me almost 10 years in the busi­ness before I made my first real inte­llec­tual breakth­rough with Ger­ber Baby Foods. Now it’s pretty much all I do. Everything else is secon­dary.
7. Awards are ove­rra­ted.
They’re fine for allo­wing a young roo­kie to get his or her name known in the busi­ness, but award juries are mostly bia­sed, poli­ti­cal, para­noid, inces­tuous, smug, nasty enti­ties, a refuge for self-satisfied, backwards-looking medioc­rity. Any busi­ness plan that inc­lu­des their appro­val in the equa­tion is highly fla­wed.
8. TV is still where the money is.
If you work in the mains­tream of the busi­ness, your career will be rewar­ded in direct pro­por­tion to the num­ber of TV spots you sell. Yes, there are excep­tions, but they’re rare. This sad little fac­toid has pretty much sea­led the death warrant on the stan­dard agency busi­ness plan, but hey, it’s not my pro­blem.
9. The busi­ness is in melt­down.
Every­body knows the “Job For Life” is dead, cold and buried. Howe­ver, pro­fes­sio­nally you’re still expec­ted to behave like that isn’t the case. There’s a dis­con­nect. It won’t last fore­ver. Smart clients know that agency busi­ness models gene­rally suck and what’s on offer is expen­sive for what you get. We live in inte­res­ting times.
10. Everything you read about the adver­ti­sing busi­ness is wrong (inc­lu­ding this).
How do I know? Because there’s a new game in town. A new crea­ture has come down the pike which will change the busi­ness fore­ver. I don’t speak about it here, I save it for my clients. Rock on.
(For further thoughts about the adver­ti­sing busi­ness check out “The Hugh­train Mani­festo”. Thanks.)

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14 Responses to “how to be a copywriter”

  1. Bill says:

    A great list. Par­ti­cu­larly num­ber 4 — seek out excep­tio­nal minds. My best work has always been when I’ve been asso­cia­ted with peo­ple with excep­tio­nal talents and thin­king. It’s almost like a che­mi­cal reac­tion. It sort of reminds me of the Kurt Von­ne­gut book Slaps­tick, when the brother and sis­ter twins phy­si­cally touch their heads together. (Doesn’t make sense if you haven’t read the book.)
    It’s hard to find peo­ple like that but, when you do, you do your best work.

  2. Arno Bean says:

    Bill, now that you men­tion it: I did some of my best work when I part­ne­red with a great graphic designer.

  3. Kate Carr says:

    So…??? Sure, some of the flap you deli­ver is rele­vant and help­ful, but like so many other copyw­ri­ters, it is just the same ole same old story. I say, either you have it or you don’t — much like in every other pro­fes­sion in the world. Hey — this is news…ther are good wri­ters and there are bad writers.

  4. Diane Bartlett says:

    Great incen­tive to be crea­tive. Here’s one I keep on my desk. Just remem­ber “AIDA”. “It’s got to SING!” A — get Atten­tion; I — arouse Inte­rest; D — creat Desire; A — sti­mu­late Action. Diane

  5. Mia says:

    Oh, puke.

  6. hugh macleod says:

    Kate, “Either you have it or you don’t” is a bit too sim­plis­tic for my taste (life’s vicis­si­tu­des being what they are), but yeah, good point, and that’s exactly why “Be Good” is top of the list.

  7. Sami says:

    Write more with less

  8. Henry Orient says:

    I must con­fess, Sir Hugh, your trea­tsie has piqued my curio­sity. Tell me: Where can a mere mor­tal such as myself see some sam­ples of your work? Des­pite your well-justified dis­dain for award shows, have any of your ads made it into any of the annuals (CA, One Show, etc.)? Are any pos­ted on a web­site somewhere? Inqui­ring minds want to know.

  9. gab says:

    pro­bably the best claim ever:
    you don’t need to buy one.

  10. gab says:

    pro­bably the best claim ever:
    you don’t need to buy one.

  11. Asha says:

    Every ‘teach-yourself-copywriting’ book seems to have the same list today. All pretty hack­ne­yed points, don’t you think? Except the fourth one of course, which is quite original…and com­pletly wrong. Think about it. You seek out excep­tio­nal minds and then…what? Face it, those excep­tio­nal minds would be too busy trying to get their own BIG IDEA to help you with yours. So you never know…The water­coo­ler may be the Foun­tain of Know­ledge you’re loo­king for.

  12. hugh macleod says:

    Actually, Asha I would agree with most of what you said.
    Good copyw­ri­ting advice is fairly com­mon sense, as far as I can see. So there’s only so much help a wee list could give any­body.
    I disa­gree with your last point, though. Bright folk like wor­king with other bright folk, when the need and oppor­tu­nity ari­ses. Also there’s the social aspect. I dunno, I’ve always liked having peo­ple around to bounce ideas off of.

  13. eiji says:

    i have much idea, i want to work as a copyw­ri­ter but have no chance in Viet nam… who help me how can i make every­boss beleive on me

  14. Uma says:

    I don’t know if I qua­lify as excep­tio­nal, but I like to bring a fresh pers­pec­tive to my work and maybe I can do the same for you. Can point you to some of my work if u write.