August 17, 2004

avoid the watercooler gang

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18. Avoid the Water­coo­ler Gang.
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15 Responses to “avoid the watercooler gang”

  1. quiskan says:

    I per­ceive this as ‘water­coo­ler’ being synony­mous with ‘rut’ — as in stuck in one.
    It’s a scary and dan­ge­rous place to be (if you have the com­mon sense and/or grasp on rea­lity to rea­lize it — course then hope­fully you have the drive to do something to remedy the situa­tion).
    I just left a job that while I had poten­tial to grow, was tur­ning my brain to mush. There was nothing new and inte­res­ting, and the com­pany itself was floun­de­ring at best.
    I was one of the “water­coo­lies”. I hated it. Me and my close [work] friend pis­sing and moa­ning every day. Though I’ve since done something about it, and she — well she’s stuck doing what I was doing before I left (as well as her pre­vious tasks).
    We talk occa­sio­nally, but she just wants to talk to the ‘water­coo­ler’ talk. Not me — I’ve got plenty to do now, and plenty to keep me going. (wai­ting for a ser­ver to star­tup, which is the only rea­son I got to read and write this today!)

  2. Love Bucket says:

    If I could draw, I’d make my own card-toons in reply:
    1. Life’s too short to work for jerks.
    2. See­king per­fec­tion, while floa­ting like a phan­tom from gig to gig, sounds like a recipe for mad­ness.
    3. The grass isn’t always gree­ner on the other side!
    4. We have to play the hand we’re dealt. When it’s bad, we com­plain about it. That’s life.

  3. cynthia says:

    love buc­ket are you really mag­gie estep?

  4. NJY from NYC says:

    This was a per­fectly good post that made some vaild points until the ending. I came away with the dis­tinct impres­sion that you were subtly com­pa­ring your life choi­ces to your buddy’s, and impl­ying that he had become the loser he used to make fun of.
    Now perhaps that’s not what you inten­ded, but it’s the impres­sion I got.

  5. Love Bucket says:

    I’m not the real Mag­gie Estep, just a fan…

  6. hugh macleod says:

    NJY, I hear ya. But I’d say it’s meant to be far more ambi­guous than that.
    Far more.
    At least that’s how I saw it.
    Hmmmm.… Conshi­de­ring my op-shuns, Mish Moneypenny…

  7. Dave says:

    Hugh,
    I’m fee­ling cyber-samaritan today. I tried to track­back this post, but I con­ti­nue to get this error:
    Error: Inva­lid Track­Back ID ‘2.65-full-lib’
    I dug into the MT stuff (about which I know diddly) and found this in the plu­gin code:
    if (my $pi = $app->path_info) {
    $pi =~ s!^/!!;
    $pi =~ s!^\D*!!;
    ($tb_id, $pass) = split /\//, $pi;
    }
    So in English what this is doing is fin­ding everything up to the point where the digits begin, then it sli­ces it into two pie­ces, left of and right of any for­ward slashes. Because your MT direc­tory in your URL has num­bers in it, it looks like when you come down to that last line, the value of $pi is “2.65-full-lib/mt-tb.cgi/277
    ”. When it breaks into before and after the slash, it thinks the ID is “2.65-full-lib” and that $pass is “mt-tb.cgi/277″. If your direc­tory did not have num­bers in it, this should all work because it will find the ID as 277 and pass as empty. Until either that code chan­ges in the form of an upda­ted plu­gin or your direc­tory naming does, your track­backs just plain ain’t going to work.
    d

  8. john g says:

    In the early 90s I was a paper pusher for the fede­ral govern­ment, where I became one of the water­coo­ler guys. We com­plai­ned that we did all the boring grunt work while various “fair hai­red lads” (the current mana­ge­ment favo­ri­tes) got pro­mo­tions and recog­ni­tion. We were sar­cas­tic, witty, and accu­rate about our pre­di­ca­ment … but we weren’t happy. We wor­ked because we had to pay the bills … nothing more.
    To make a long story short, I left the job secu­rity of the fede­ral govern­ment to work as an entry-level com­pu­ter pro­gram­mer. Now, a decade later, I’m much hap­pier (and richer). My job is frus­tra­ting at times, but at least it’s not the slow living death of a mea­nin­gless job.

  9. rolandog says:

    Wow, you have a great blog. Nice dra­wings.. I’ll be a sure fre­quent visitor.

  10. Piers Fawkes says:

    Great and valua­ble post. Good to read about copyw­ri­ting from the view­point of some­body who actually wants to work in adver­ti­sing (ver­sus a copyw­ri­ter wai­ting to write their own book.. one day)
    btw — good luck with the luxury stuff.

  11. Rolando says:

    Darn, I for­got to be a fre­quent visitor

  12. misnomer says:

    Don’t you rea­lise that your the water­coo­ler guy.
    you bitching about your for­mer work­place peo­ple
    that have pro­bably moved on by now.
    This is not a les­son, this is a sad case of you
    clas­sif­ying peo­ple in order for you to unders­tand your posi­tion in the world bet­ter.
    I like some of your les­sons, but im afraid this one really isnt that great,
    Heres a lesson..‘the water­coo­ler peo­ple are humans like you’
    This les­sons sounds like something more out of a movie than real life, in reality…how many christ­mas partys did you bitch about someone at?
    How many things did you tell you wife or part­ner that you hate about work and the peo­ple.…
    A
    lets face it..this is the rea­lity about the work place, the­res really no point in being stoic about it.… your a water coo­ler person.…

  13. Infonaut says:

    mis­no­mer, I took something dif­fe­rent away from this les­son. I’ve wor­ked in envi­ron­ments where there was a “water­coo­ler gang,” always com­plai­ning but never doing anything about the things they com­plai­ned about. It seems obvious to me that Hugh is poin­ting out that if you allow your­self to get trap­ped in that “kvetch but do nothing” cycle, it can paralyze you. He obviously unders­tands that these peo­ple are human beings, but he’s also poin­ting out pat­terns of beha­vior that aren’t healthy. Finally, I’m a bit con­fu­sed by your last line. Are you saying that since ever­yone bitches about work, we should all just give in to the impulse rather than take a look at the big­ger picture?

  14. random notes says:

    The Water­coo­ler Gang

    A nice, sad and somewhat ambi­guous story on avoi­ding The Water­coo­ler Gang, and after you’re done with rea­ding that, you should explore the funny car­toons of Hugh Macleod.…