Archive for April, 2004

April 9, 2004

given up on life

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starbuck’s, krispy kreme & dunkin donuts

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A great wee article from Brand Autopsy about the mar­ke­ting nuan­ces that sepe­rate Starbuck’s, Krispy Kreme and Dun­kin’ Donuts.

The article points out that glo­bally, Dunkin

April 8, 2004

untitled

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(Another early one. Lami­na­ted. Sum­mer, 1998. New York City.)
I kinda like this one. Back then I was mes­sing around with a lot of purely abs­tract dra­wings (no head­line etc). Even though that angle had been around in pain­ting 50-plus years, the idea of using it in car­toons first see­med rather strange to peo­ple I sho­wed it to.
So it’s OK for a pain­ting to do it, but not a car­toon? Why?

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I do a monthly news­let­ter to my friends, where I send them a link to all the new car­toons, to keep them up-to-date, give them the gos­sip etc. Sig­ning up (and/or buying the occa­sio­nal box of blog­cards) is the best way to sup­port to the site. The sign-up page is a wee bit bug­ge­red, but it still works.
Click here to join and it’ll take you to the page. Scroll down, and in the red field at the bot­tom, type in your e-mail and a pass­word of your choice. I’ll fix the page to look “nice” when I get around to it etc etc.
Back when the subsc­rip­tion list was only a dozen or so peo­ple, I also inc­lu­ded JPEG car­toons. As it grew and the spam fil­ters got more fussy, I built this web­site to show the new work to every­body. Far more effi­cient.
The gene­ral unders­tan­ding I have with peo­ple is that I don’t mind peo­ple cop­ying the work to post on their own web­si­tes or to e-mail to their friends etc, so long as I get some form of copy­righ­ted cre­dit and maybe a link back to gaping­void.
Also, I’d rather you make a copy and host it on your own ser­ver than ‘hot-link’ directly from me. If your web­site won’t allow that, fair enough, then just hot-link. But please save my band­width and use your own ser­ver if you can.
The other thing to do is just to syn­di­cate the web­site via RSS. That works just as well.
Any­way, I hope you’ll sign up if you haven’t already.
Thanks =)

3M

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(This one was drawn on thick card­board, hence all the grey etc.)

nobody cares

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redneck losers

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April 7, 2004

feel the sincerity

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April 6, 2004

commodified

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(Another early one from January, 1998. Lami­na­ted. Drawn while sit­ting at a crow­ded bar, New York City)

the passion

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Every­body and their uncle has an opi­nion about Mel Gibson’s ‘The Pas­sion’.
This is the best thing writ­ten on it I’ve seen so far.
Good work, Jenny!

in the congo

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Have you seen Byron’s blog yet?

Cheap labor is best!

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I like cool-hip-sexy adver­ti­sing industry web­si­tes like this one.
The more advertising-hipster media that’s out there, the more young adults start belie­ving in its hipster-career fac­tor. The more they believe that, the chea­per and easier they are to exploit as slave labor.
Cheap labor is best!

10 days to go

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Young Adam opens in Ame­rica a week on Fri­day i.e. the 16th of April.
Hope y’all will be on the loo­kout for it. I’ll try to find out more about where it’s pla­ying etc.
(The direc­tor, Dave Mac­Ken­zie, is one of my oldest friends, hence all the gaping­void plugs etc.)

three hour diatribe

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i’m lovin’ it (so i’ve been told)

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I like McDonald’s a lot. Always have. Peo­ple who get all whi­ney about cor­po­rate greed, fat­te­ning food etc I have no time for. They’re just peo­ple who sec­retly hate their parents, nobody’s foo­led for a second.
But this “I’m lovin’ it” tagline of theirs is unfor­tu­nate.
I guess they’re hoping it beco­mes a catchph­rase. So the bus is coming. “I’m lovin’ it!”, you exc­laim. The boss gave you the day off. “I’m lovin’ it!”, you holler. Sak’s is having a sale. “I’m lovin’ it!”, you scream. Sud­denly the world of happy, day-to-day expres­sion beco­mes a viral mar­ke­ting cam­paign for Mickey-Dees on a grand scale. Right.
And who is this “I” in the “I’m loving it”? It isn’t McDonald’s Copo­ra­tion (there is no “I” in “TEAM” etc). So is it sup­po­sed to be me? You’re trying to tell me what to say? Put words in my mouth, without asking first? That’s not very nice.
There’s no core belief in the phrase “I’m lovin’ it.” As a result the cam­paign has no soul. Only wish­ful thinking.

fleeting beauty

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April 5, 2004

millions of bloggers can’t be wrong

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Rick Bru­ner cites all known stats on the size of blog­ging: “Millions of blog­gers can’t be wrong.” Essen­tial blog­ver­ti­sing reading.

Super-popular blog­ger Glen Rey­nolds, of Instapundit.com, lea­ves his traf­fic logs open, where we can see that he ave­ra­ges around 100,000 visi­tors a day and more than 2 million uni­ques a month. Con­si­de­ring that he’s only one guy, that’s astoun­ding. By com­pa­ri­son, HoustonChronicle.com reports 1.5 million uni­que monthly rea­ders. Gran­ted, Ins­ta­pun­dit is one of the most widely read blog­gers out there, but it puts the phe­no­me­non in perspective.

I agree. Astoun­ding.
Per­so­nally, I think blog­ging has hit “cri­ti­cal mass”. By that I mean, I think it’s large enough where other media’s opi­nion of it, posi­tive or nega­tive, will not help or hin­der its growth to any noti­ca­ble degree. The train has already left the sta­tion. Nobody cares what the ageing hack thinks.
Bruner’s an inte­res­ting guy. For the whole blog­ver­ti­sing sch­tick, I recom­mend his blog highly, plus Mar­ke­ting­vox, this other group blog he some­ti­mes works with. Both are on my blogroll.

simple things in life

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beer and pussy

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borrowed ideas

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new york is dangerous

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By the way, I am no lon­ger in New York. I was, but then the whole dotbomb/9 – 11/recession thing kinda drove me away. Been trying to get back ever since. Currently loo­king for a job good enough to get me back there etc.
It would have to be a pretty good job, though. Moving to New York “to be dis­co­ve­red” is fine and dandy, but… I’ve already been dis­co­ve­red. Heh.

advertising is toast

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Wri­ting about blog­ver­ti­sing is not like wri­ting about celeb gos­sip. There’s a lot of the lat­ter around. With blog­ver­ti­sing you’re pretty much limi­ted to here, here, here, here, here, and the occa­sio­nal salient remark from this guy or this guy. There are a few others, not many.
This scar­city may be a good thing. It could mean the demand for new thin­king is pro­bably grea­ter than the supply.
There’s currently lots of talk in the adver­ti­sing biz about doing away with straight broad­cas­ting mes­sa­ges and repla­cing them with virals or wha­te­ver. “Broad­cas­ting doesn’t work”, they say.
Yeah, well virals don’t work either, as any avid rea­der of this guy will know. He also talks about adver­ti­sing being the main via­ble income gene­ra­tor for weblogs. Bad news if you’re trying to run a tra­di­tio­nal ad agency. You’re really not nee­ded in the new equa­tion.
“Oh, gosh, our TV and print ads are no lon­ger wor­king. We’ll have to switch to the inter­net.” Wrong ans­wer. You can’t fix the pro­blem if you are the pro­blem. When your busi­ness models suck, your ser­vice are over­pri­ced and your crea­tive depart­ments are mainly filled with inte­llec­tual light­weights, you’re going to have pro­blems. Ad agen­cies are over. Doo­med. Toast.
You may not agree with that last thought, fair enough. But the num­ber of peo­ple in power who do agree with it will con­ti­nue to inc­rease every year, not dec­rease. Can your current busi­ness model handle that? Or are you just hoping for some new miracle technology/media/buzzword/trendy crea­tive sch­tick to come along and save your ass before the client bails?

manouvre

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better take your clothes off

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April 4, 2004

princess di

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titty bar

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closer to god

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what a job is

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Another early lami­na­ted one. New York, Octo­ber, 1998.

saigon food blog

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Nood­le­pie: A food blog from Sai­gon, Viet­nam. Writ­ten by an expat. Wonderful.

vinegar

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get lippy

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From Adrants:

Handbag.com, a female focu­sed, lifestyle web­site, has launched ‘Get Lippy’, a web­site tar­ge­ting young women 18 – 25 and billed as a place for women who want to “look good, feel good but not neces­sa­rily be good”. Oh how cut­ting edge.

Hmmm.… you know why you’re wor­king this wee­kend? You know why you’ve been lea­ving the office at 10pm every night for the last 6 months? You know why you haven’t got­ten a raise in 3 years? Because down the hall from your cube a bunch of thirty­so­methings are sit­ting in a mee­ting room, brains­tor­ming con­cepts like this one.
Luc­kily you’ve got that screen­play pro­ject to fall back on. Ha.

young adam– u.s. tour

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(Tilda Swin­ton and Ewan McGre­gor going at it in Young Adam: “The best Scot­tish movie ever. An utter mas­ter­piece of seething, beat-novel-film-noir sexua­lity etc etc.”)
Tal­ked to Dave (the direc­tor) today on his mobile, as he schelp­ped around the air­port. He’s off to the Sta­tes for his Young Adam publi­city tour. He will be tra­ve­lling with Tilda Swin­ton, the lead actress.
Bit of a grue­lling tour, from what I hear. Arrive in air­port, sch­lep to hotel, sch­lep to radio sta­tion, sch­lep to TV stu­dio, schelp back to hotel, sch­lep to air­port, arrive in new city, repeat.
i.e. lots of sch­lep­ping.
Cities inc­lude:
Washing­ton
New York
San Fran­cisco
Chi­cago
Den­ver
Min­nea­po­lis
Dallas
The other thing is: I have to write this inter­view e-mail to Tilda Swin­ton. Dave thinks he can get her to write one back, to post on gaping­void. That would be good.
Dave think blog­ging is a great way to pimp a movie. I agree, hence all the pim­ping I’ve been doing. Now it’s just a case of get­ting to Holly­wood Grand Poo­bahs to con­cur.
Young Adam opens in Ame­rica Fri­day, 16th April.

April 3, 2004

oh say can you

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celebrity art collectors

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diamond hard

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lots of sex

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urban anxiety

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hollywood jokes

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kung fu

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I’ve star­ted trai­ning again in Shao­lin Kung Fu.
Nothing fancy or hard­core. Just a few basic moves that have ser­ved me well over the years. Like with my biz card dra­wings, I tend to gra­vi­tate to the very sim­ple, small, com­pact etc.
I’ll let you know how I get on.
I first lear­ned about how sim­ple Kung Fu could be when I stu­died Wing Chun under Sifu Eric Oram in Los Ange­les a few years ago. His teacher, William Cheung, trai­ned with Bruce Lee back when they both were tee­na­gers.
Bruce Lee belon­ged to a street gang back then. If you watch his movies, you’ll notice how sim­ple and bru­tal his basic tech­ni­que is. Sure, he’ll do the occa­sio­nal stunt for the camera, but to actually win the fight it’s just whack-crunch-fight-over. His style evol­ved from the need to win fights on the street, not to land movie parts.
William Cheung calls it “The Three Second Rule”. Basi­cally, the ideal Wing Chun fight is over within three seconds. If you haven’t won your fight within three seconds, you’ve pro­bably lost it. Wing Chun is not like the movies.
A brief his­tory of Wing Chun is here.

yes

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just because

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tips for agency pitches

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Josh Greene, a mar­ke­ting guy over at Time War­ner, posts a rather inci­sive list of things ad agen­cies should do if they want to win the busi­ness of folks like him.
All good info, none of it roc­ket science, a lot of it often for­got­ten by ad crea­ti­ves.
Josh is a wee bit of a hero of mine, after he made the first cor­po­rate buy of Blo­gads.

blue piece

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(One of my rare excur­sions into color. Ink and water­co­lor on blank busi­ness card. June, 2000)

fred wilson to do blogads?

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Fred Wil­son is thin­king of bag­ging Goo­gle Adsense in favor of Blo­gads.

Jeff Jar­vis and Hugh Mac­leod think I should switch to Blo­gads. Maybe I will. I’ve lear­ned all I am going to learn about AdSense. If I can con­ti­nue to send the checks to The Gra­meen Foun­da­tion [the cha­rity where Fred dona­tes all his ad reve­nues to], you might start seeing Blo­gAds here soon.

Nice to get a men­tion– Thanks, Fred. In the com­ment sec­tion I left this mes­sage:

Well, as Jeff said, I’m sure a lot of VC-related folks would be deligh­ted to adver­tise [Blo­gads] on your site, and pay good money for the pri­ve­lege. And unlike Goo­gle, you can accept or reject their appli­ca­tion, depen­ding on merit.

Blo­gads to me is less a num­bers game, more of a way of star­ting a dia­lo­gue with a new seg­ment of the blo­gosphere. I find when I buy blo­gads, my deci­sion is based less and less on pure traf­fic num­bers, and more on fee­lings of per­so­nal affi­nity with the site.

What makes blo­gads so effec­tive, I believe, is that unlike Goo­gle Adsense, the adver­ti­ser, “Mr VC Law­yer Guy” has to like Fred Wil­son, and Fred Wil­son has to like him back… or at least, give him a nod.

That nod is worth a lot.

I hope Fred does start pla­cing Blo­gads on his site. I’d cer­tainly buy some, bud­get per­mit­ting.
Fred is well known in New York as a suc­cess­ful ven­ture capi­ta­list, so obviously he’s not doing this for the money. My guess is it’s a busi­ness that inte­rests him, and he wants to get some first-hand expe­rience of the game before con­si­de­ring inves­ting.
My guess is blog­ver­ti­sing will be big busi­ness in a few years. Goo­gle has the num­bers, but not the huma­nity ele­ment. Blo­gads has the huma­nity ele­ment, but not the num­bers. Just a mat­ter of time before some­body comes up with a pac­kage that offers both.

April 2, 2004

this ring

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i am alive

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jarvis fisks google adsense

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Good article by Jeff Jar­vis on how bad Google’s Adsense is and how good Blo­gads is.

AdSense is not a path to suc­cess for online publishers — whether big guys or blog­gers — because the pro­gram isn’t terribly effec­tive and because they are hos­tage to Goo­gle, as this move pro­ves.

But I do believe that con­te­xual ads are quite effec­tive. The pro­blem with AdSense is that the ad pla­ce­ment is barely con­tex­tual; it’s coin­ci­den­tal: If a word like “host” hap­pens to appear on a page, then Goo­gle plops a web hos­ting ad there. That’s about as low on the ad value chain as you can get.


Look at Fred Wilson’s blog. Fred is an influen­tial ven­ture capi­ta­list who some­ti­mes men­tions RSS so AdSense slaps RSS ads on his page and he gets a few, very few bucks (which, by the way, he dona­tes to cha­rity). What a waste. If Fred used Henry Copeland’s Blo­gAds, peo­ple could use his site to reach an ama­zing audience of VCs, entre­pre­neurs, and cor­po­rate exe­cu­ti­ves. If I were, say, a ven­ture law­yer, I’d pay big bucks through Blo­gAds to reach that audience.

Google’s draw­backs are many. They have a vir­tual mono­poly on blog­ver­ti­sing, even though they don’t tell the blog­gers what per­cen­tage of the money gene­ra­ted they get. Their method of pla­cing ads based on con­text and con­tent is crude and inef­fec­tive. Their ad designs are ugly and inhu­man. I could go on.
The good news for Blo­gads is, once more peo­ple find out exactly how limi­ted Goo­gle is, they’ll rush over to Blo­gads in droves.

more real to me, somehow

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If you’re an artist of any semi-talent, you’ll have cer­tain ambi­tions.
“I’m going to Holly­wood and be a movie star!“
“I’m going to New York and show my pain­tings!“
“I’m going to write the Great Ame­ri­can Novel!“
Having wor­ked in a variety of media and busi­nes­ses, I’ve had my fair share of it. But since I dis­co­ve­red blog­ging, I’ve lost major inte­rest in the exter­nal trap­pings.
This is my current artis­tic ambi­tion:
1. Con­ti­nue dra­wing car­toons.
2. Con­ti­nue pos­ting them on gaping­void.
That’s really about it.
Sure, there’s a few other things in the pipe­line– prints, books etc. All very well, but I’d rather save the exci­te­ment and effort for the day job. More real to me, somehow.

Yes. Useful.

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For those of you who know nothing about RSS, go read this. Best intro-to-RSS article I’ve seen yet.
Basi­cally, RSS is not per­fect, but it’s good for some­body who reads a lot of blogs. This guy claims to read 1,500 of them on a regu­lar basis. So he’s prime RSS mate­rial.
In other news, Nick Den­ton assu­mes the ave­rage sch­moe will never willingly adapt to RSS, so today in its place he launches Kinja.com.
My first impres­sion is, it sounds like one of those ideas that soun­ded good when first con­cei­ved (it was in deve­lop­ment for 15 months), but by the time it actually got to mar­ket the world had moved on.
And I think peo­ple will start using RSS (or its spawn) in vast, ‘mains­tream’ num­bers once Mic­ro­soft deci­des how they want to bundle it on to Win­dows.
The novelty of blog­ging is… well, no lon­ger that novel. Stop going “Oooh, Ah, Blog­ging” and start actually doing something use­ful with it.
Yes. Useful.

April 1, 2004

joi ito on content

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“Peo­ple and com­pa­nies in Holly­wood are not famous because they’re nice and give you their money.” –Joi Ito.
Worth rea­ding if you have any inte­rest in the future of paid con­tent at all… Not that paid con­tent has a future, of course. Heh.