March 25, 2004

the sex & cash theory

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(Early biz­card dra­wing. Lami­na­ted. New York, August ’98)
The Sex & Cash Theory: From“How To Be Crea­tive”:
The crea­tive per­son basi­cally has two kinds of jobs: One is the sexy, crea­tive kind. Second is the kind that pays the bills. Some­ti­mes the assign­ment covers both bases, but not often.
A good exam­ple is Phil, a NY pho­to­grapher friend of mine. He does really wild stuff for the indie maga­zi­nes– it pays nothing, but it allows him to build his port­fo­lio. Then he’ll go off and shoot some cata­lo­gues for a while. Nothing too exci­ting, but it pays the bills.
Another exam­ple is some­body like Mar­tin Amis. He wri­tes “serious” novels, but he has to sup­ple­ment his income by wri­ting the occa­sio­nal news­pa­per article for the Lon­don papers (novel royal­ties are bloody pathe­tic– even bes­tse­llers like Amis aren’t immune).
Or actors. One year Tra­volta will be in an ultra-hip flick like Pulp Fic­tion (“Sex”), the next he’ll be in some dumb spy thri­ller (“Cash”).
It’s balan­cing the need to make a good living while still main­tai­ning one’s cre­di­bi­lity. My M.O. is gaping­void (“Sex”), cou­pled with wri­ting adver­ti­sing (“Cash”).
I’m thin­king about the young wri­ter who has to wait tables to pay the bills, in spite of her wri­ting appea­ring in all the cool lite­rary maga­zi­nes.… who dreams of one day of not having her life divi­ded so harshly.
Well, over time the “harshly” bit might go away, but not the “divi­ded”. As soon as you accept this, for some rea­son your career starts moving ahead fas­ter. I don’t know why this hap­pens. It’s the peo­ple who refuse to cleave their lives this way– who just want to start Day One by quit­ting their current crappy job and moving straight on over to best-selling author. Well, they never make it.
Any­way, it’s called “The Sex & Cash Theory”. Keep it under your pillow.

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9 Responses to “the sex & cash theory”

  1. This is so fabu­lous, and it isn’t limi­ted to artists … we geeks have the same pro­blem. This pro­bably explains why “open source” (stuff geeks work on at night for enjoy­ment… er, sex) often works so much bet­ter than the stuff we do for cash. Thanks.

  2. Olesma says:

    I can see this idea brid­ging the gap to other non-creative job sphe­res — but not quite in the same way. For exam­ple, I do ins­truc­tio­nal design at a large cor­po­ra­tion for my paying job, but in my sec­ret life I am a Ed. Psych PhD can­di­date.
    Doing cong­ni­tive science research as my side pro­ject hardly qua­li­fies as “sexy” — inte­res­ting and occa­sio­nally fun to me, but not sexy(nor does it offer pay­ment of any sort at this time).

  3. hugh says:

    Olesma– if it turns you on, it’s “Sex” ;-)

  4. Donato says:

    So true :)
    As has already been said, it can apply to many jobs, and there are also sexy cash work aswell?? ;)

  5. Nia says:

    I’ll keep that in mind if/when I can’t get a job that invol­ves research/literature (sex) and I have to find a job teaching Spa­nish to Ame­ri­cans.
    The idea makes me shi­ver all the same.

  6. cynthia says:

    it’s good to have one’s lifestyle vali­da­ted. film/writing=sex, pho­to­cop­ying and gra­ding papers=cash. not much of it, though.

  7. Rob says:

    Of course, the idea is neatly tur­ned on its head when you take, as an exam­ple, the world of prostitution.

  8. patricia says:

    My life is all about Sex and Cash. It’s so true. And some­ti­mes the Cash can even be fun. This just heigh­tens the Sex.

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