March 3, 2004

roulette

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I believe in the maxim, “When others zig, zag.“
I believe in having a niche. I believe in avoi­ding crow­ded mar­kets like the pla­gue.
Which is the weird thing about Holly­wood– every­body using one of the same half-dozen ideas as every­body else– and there’s tens of thou­sands of these peo­ple.
“I’m going to be a famous actor.“
“I’m going to direct.“
“I’m going to sell my screen­play.“
“I’m going to pro­duce.“
It’s basi­cally a rou­lette wheel. A very big one. One ball, thou­sands of slots.
So when you meet a rou­lette pla­yer at the party, he or she is basi­cally going to ask you one ques­tion, and one ques­tion only: “Can you improve my odds?“
If you can’t ans­wer “yes”, you are no lon­ger inte­res­ting. And he or she moves on within nano­se­conds.
I don’t have a pro­blem with that. Pat a dog, he likes you. Feed a dog, he likes you bet­ter.
Woof.

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2 Responses to “roulette”

  1. Bret says:

    I like the entries like this one a lot. You should start doing them more often again. That’s my $0.02.

  2. Nia says:

    Bret is right, but the pat a dog/feed a dog sen­ten­ces sound a lot like a cartoon.